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CHAPTER TWO – Welcome to the Real World – Housezon
Foreman, Cameron, and Chase went to wherever it is you pick up people, once you take them from the matrix to get House. They took the scenic rout because Chase wanted to see the cows…even know there are no cows in the real world, but don't tell him that cuz his poor little heart will break…Once they got House they put him in the ship's infirmary to regain consciousness.
Foreman: House? House! Wake up.
House: Shut up you bum fluff I feel like crap!
Foreman: I'm sorry…that I care.
House: Why do I feel like this?
Foreman: Because we rebooted you.
House: What does that mean?
Foreman: I wish I knew.
House tired of lying down and feeling helpless sat up
Chase: Uhh dude I highly recommend that you lay back down!
House: Right and your grandma is hot!
House jumped off the examination table….as soon as he did this he miserable fell flat onto his face
Cameron: That was stupidly hilarious!
House: Ow
Foreman: Yeah your leg is still…well crappy.
House: Ow
Chase walked away for a moment to get House a new cane…since the last one was left in The Housetrix.
Chase: Here you go, just don't mesh with the buttons on it.
House grab the cane from Chase's hand
House: Why shouldn't I?
House pushed the button
BOOOOOOOOM
Cameron: Sun of a "bad word"
Chase: Your cane is a rocket launcher/bazooka/nuclear war head.
House: oops.
Forman: You blew a hole in my ship you "again bad word"
House: Uhhh Foreman has anyone told you that your hair is stunning?
Foreman: I have no hair you idiot….
Moments later
Foreman: House come with me, Chase fix the whole, Cameron report to Housezon that we have House then notify the oracle that we'll be coming soon
Foreman and House walk to the area of the ship where you get jacked into the Housetrix
House sat in one of the chairs and Forman put the plug into his neck
Foreman: This will feel a little weird…
Foreman walked over to the computer were he was loading programs to transfer into House
House: I know Kun fu!
Foreman: Show me!
House and Foreman where now in a dojo program
Meanwhile
Chase: All fixed up! I knew that creating the "how to fix a hole in a ship if someone accidentally shot it with a nuclear war head program" wasn't a waste!
Cameron: The oracle is waiting….
Chase: Oh well that's good I think that Foreman and House are doing training sessions right now.
Cameron: Oh ok then, let's go watch them
Cameron and Chase went over to the monitor which showed the fight going on between House and Foreman.
House swung his cane around and hit Foreman a couple times but Foreman head butted House with his big head and almost knocked him out.
House: Crap
Foreman: Free your mined House free you mined!
House then jumped up in slow motion and kicked Foreman in the "Tibial Tuberosity" which made him fall. House won the fight.
Foreman: Great job House you have skill.
Chase and Cameron released House and Foreman from the program.
Cameron: The Oracle is waiting Foreman
Foreman: Great we'll go see him now
Chase: So House what do you think of real world?
House: It beats the morgue and the comma patient rooms
Chase: uhhh good to hear
Foreman: We'll socialize later. Jack us into the Housetrix we need to meet with the Oracle.
Chase: Righty-O Daddy-O
To be continued…
Next Chapter – WWWD-What Would Wilson Do?
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