Over The Hedge 2: The Hedge War

Chapter two

A/N: I do not own Over the Hedge. DreamWorks owns it. This chapter will contain foul language. There are graphic war and death scenes in later chapters. Those that do not wish to read such things turn back now and do not complain about this story being to violent and/or disgusting. If you read this story pleas R&R. Thank you for reading this story and I hope you enjoy it.

Everyone was shocked, except those that already knew about it. "What for, RJ?" Heather asked worried. "Yea, What for?" Stella asked. "The humans are going to turn our home into homes for other humans." RJ explained. "Those damn humans! Why can't they just leave use the hell alone!" Ozzie shouted angrily. "Where in the hell are we supposed to go?" Stella asked. "I don't know but... if we don't we'll be put in cages and probably killed." RJ said. Vern walked up to RJ and faced the others and said "Look we have food that will last a good long while incase we have to travel a long distance." "So the fuck what. Those damn humans can't just come in and take our fucking home away from use." Ozzie said with anger all in his voice. "Dad, stop cussing so much." Heather said looking at her father. "I will say what I want." Ozzie said looking down at his daughter. Heather looked into her fathers eyes, that had a burning rage in them, knowing he hasn't been that angry since his wife died. "Sorry dad." Heather said turning her head down at the ground. "We have to leave today, hence the wagon being filled with the food." RJ said pointing to the wagon. "What about every thing else?" Hammy asked. "We have to leave it but I'm sure we can find more since the humans mass-produce everything." RJ said with his extensive knowledge of humans and there behaviors. The porcupine kids were almost to tears over having to leave there home. Penny, seeing the kids looking so sad, whispered to them "Don't worry boys everything will be fine I'm sure of it." The boys looked up at her and gave smile. Penny smiled back but still worried her self about what might happen to them. "Okay everyone enough with the questions, we have to get moving." RJ said putting up his paws as a signal to stop talking. "We have a long walk ahead of us so we need to start now." Vern said walking over to the wagon. "Wait Vern." Spike said. "What is it?" Vern asked turning to look at him. "We don't have to walk with what we came up with." Spike said pointing to his brothers. "Yea, it's really cool." Quillo said. "What's so cool?" Vern asked. "You know those big toy cars that some of the human kids ride around in and control with those remotes? Well we converted three of them to drive like real cars with batteries instead of gasoline." Bucky explained with a big smile. Everyone looked at the three kids with aw. "What, we're good with technology." Bucky said. "You mean with it has a brake and gas pedal with a steering wheel?" Vern asked trying to get more information. "Yup, the whole shebang, well there's no stick shift but automatics are better anyway." Quillo said. "Well then where are they?" Vern asked. "Close to the hedge." Spike said pointing towards the hedge. "Well go and get them so we can get a move on." Vern said. "Alright, come on guys." Spike said running towards the hedge followed by Bucky and Quillo.

A few second later three toy cars came from the direction the kids had ran. Everyone looked on as the boys came barreling towards them. When they stopped and turned off the vehicles the boys jumped down from them. "Well, what do you think?" Spike asked holding his arms up as is to show the big gray truck he came up in with and the other blue and red cars Bucky and Quillo came up in. "I think we have a ride. Nice job kids." RJ said smiling at the boys. "Thanks, RJ." Spike said. Everyone climbed into one of the vehicles. Spike, Vern, RJ, and Heather were in the gray truck. Bucky, Ozzie, Penny, and Lou were in the blue car. Quillo, Stella, Tiger, and Hammy were in the red car. "Okay since the handle to the wagon is up right lets back the truck up into and hook it onto the truck since it has a clamp to make sure we wont lose it." Spike said driving in front of the wagon and backing up slowly. When Spike got close to the handle RJ said, grabbing the handle, "Okay I got the handle." "Okay, I'm goanna pull forward so let the handle slid out of your hand to where you can get it clamped down." Spike said and started to pull forward slowly. As he did the handle moved out of RJ's hand smoothly. "Wow RJ your good at this." Heather said looking on. "Well years of being alone will do that to a guy." RJ said laughing inwardly at his little joke. "What do you mean?" Heather asked not getting it. "Uh, never mind. Alright I can clamp it now." RJ said. Spike stopped the truck and RJ clamped the wagon handle down with the clamp. "Alright everyone, let's get this small convoy movin' out." Spike said and started to drive in the opposite direction of the suburb

Well that got everyone into the know and off on the road. Hope you liked that little sexual joke I put in there. Oh yea I almost forgot, I'm going by as if the animals went by human years insted of animal years since I don't like animal years. I will now put the ages:

RJ-30

Vern-32

Lou-47

Penny-46

Spike, Quillo, and Buky-14

Heather-16

Ozzie-34

Stella-28

Tiger-31

Hammy-23