Glad to see everyone enjoyed the last chapter. Hopefully this one will be just as good. Hehehe. Start the fic.

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Naruto was stuck in an iron grip by Hinata. What happened to the timid little mouse? And what was that about her loving him? Something must be wrong.

Naruto tried to slip out but Hinata's grip held firm.

Hinata sighed contently.

"My Smooky Bear." Said Hinata.

"I am not a Smooky Bear!" said Naruto.

Naruto took out a crowbar from who knows where and started to try to pry himself off of Hinata but it was all in vein.

Naruto was afraid that for once he was going to have to think his way threw this. A light bulb suddenly appeared over his head.

"Hey!"

Naruto grabbed the light bulb and put it in his pocket.

"It's so hard for me to buy light bulbs in this town. Now on to the plan…HEY LOOK! SOMEONE'S GIVING OUT WALLET SIZED PICTURES OF ME!" shouted Naruto.

Hinata practically leapt off of Naruto and put a hand over her eyes.

"Where?! Where?!"

Naruto took this time to make a run for it. When Hinata turned around she saw him running down the street away from her.

"Oh I get it! You want to play hard to get! Okay, here I come!" shouted Hinata.

Naruto started to run faster.

"SOMEBODY HELP! HINATA IS INSANE!"

Unfortunately not as insane as cupid was at the moment.

Cupid shot him with an arrow but unknown to the winged baby it wasn't only going to effect something inside him instead of Naruto himself, but it also wouldn't have the desired effect.

Inside the cage the Kyuubi felt like he was going to throw up because his cage was spinning.

"What's that whelp doing? Falling down a hill? Grrrrrrr! Make him stop!!!"

Unfortunately it only got worse after that. The nine tailed fox start to act drunk, his words slurred, and he started yelling at people who weren't even there. He was wobbling while standing.

"Curse you Yondaime! Do you know whog I am? I'm the Kyuufi! I mean the Kyuugi! The Kyuupi! The Kyuudi! The Kyuuzi…I'M THE FOX!"

The Kyuubi hiccupped for a second.

"I'll teach you a lesson you no good…thingy!"

The Kyuubi hit his head on the bars of his cage.

"Who put these bars here?"

Naruto stopped running for a moment and let out a groan.

"I don't feel so well. I think I got both a headache and stomach ache. Hope it isn't because I drank sour milk by accident again."

"NARUTO I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU ANOTHER HUG! BELIEVE IT!" shouted Hinata.

"Uh-oh. Time to run again!!" said Naruto.

Iruka Umino was grading tests in his office. It never failed to amaze him how Konahamaru could be such a little prankster and a good student at the same time.

He supposed it was because the child wanted to be like his hero Naruto. Now if he had only known Naruto was dead last…

Suddenly the door to his office opened.

"There you are." Said a voice.

Iruka turned and saw Anko walking over to him.

"Oh hello Anko. What can I do for you?" asked Iruka.

Anko merely smiled at him lustfully.

"Uh-oh."

Anko, the one woman who wasn't shot by cupid, thought it about time she found herself a good man. And after much thought she realized that Iruka was the one man in the entire village who knew how to treat a woman properly. Thus she saw him as perfect lover material.

Sasuke was brooding, as usual, but this time over Sakura.

"How could she just get over me like that?" asked Sasuke.

Sure he always gave her the cold shoulder but she always bounced back. But now…now she was treating him worse than Naruto, something he didn't think possible.

"Maybe I should apologize or something…nah."

"SOMEBODY HELP!" shouted a voice.

Sasuke looked down the street to see Kiba and Akamaru running for their lives.

"What do you dobes think you're doing?" asked Sasuke.

Much to his surprise the two ran right past him.

"Well that was weird."

Sasuke squints as he sees a dust cloud developing in the distance.

"What is that?" asked Sasuke.

When the cloud started to get closer Sasuke saw that it was Sakura running with hearts in her eyes.

"Hey Sakura…"

"OUT OF MY WAY SASUKE!" shouted Sakura.

She elbowed Sasuke in the face and continued to run.

Tsunade was busy working in her office.

"Stupid paperwork! Why does there always have to be so much?!" grumbled Tsunade.

Suddenly the doors slammed open and two blurs entered the room.

"NARUTO I LOVE YOU!" shouted one blur.

"HELP ME! PLEASE!" shouted the other.

Tsunade, recognized one of the blurs as Naruto. Thinking this was some type of prank she grew furious.

Tsunade opened a window.

"ALRIGHT YOU TWO! GET OUT NOW!" shouted Tsunade.

The blurs were still running around the room.

"GET OUT OR ELSE I'LL MAKE YOU DO MY PAPER WORK!!!" shouted Tsunade.

That did it. That's what it took to get them out of her office.

She sighed to herself as she saw the mess in her office.

"What happened in here?" asked a voice.

Tsunade turned to see Jiraiya.

"A hurricane hit?" asked Jiraiya.

"Yeah, a hurricane name Naruto." Said Tsunade.

All of a sudden something struck Tsunade in the back. She looked at Jiraiya's face lovingly as violin music started to play in the background.

"Hey do you hear violin music…?"

Tsunade tackled Jiraiya to the ground.

"Oh Jiraiya, I love you so much!!" cheered Tsunade.

Jiraiya looked around the room trying to see if this was a trick or if she was exposed to some type of gas.

Usually she would pound him if something like this happened. Wait, that's it! She was trying to lour him into a false sense of security so she could wail on him!

Naruto found himself at a dead end in an alleyway. He turned to see Hinata at the opposite end of the alley looking at him with giant hearts in her eyes.

"H-H-Hinata! Try to calm down! You're scaring me!" said Naruto.

Hinata pouted cutely.

"Well that's definitely wasn't what I was going for. I just want you to love me. Oh! I got it! I'll use one of your jutsus to calm you down a bit!" said Hinata.

Naruto looked at her quizzically.

"Sexy no Jutsu!!!"

In a puff of smoke Hinata was replaced by an older, much more mature, naked Hinata. There were rings of smoke clouds covering her private areas.

She gave him a wink and Naruto was thrown backwards with a nose bleed knocking himself unconscious.

Hinata immediately turned off the jutsu.

"Naruto!!! I'm sorry! This isn't what I wanted!" exclaimed Hinata.

Well I don't know about you but I feel good about this chapter. What did you think?