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Me: sea urchin.
Twin: huh……interesting……
Edard: what are you talking about??
Me: I'm…..not……..sure…..
Twin: huh…..
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS A SEA URCHIN?!?!
Edward: Uhh….
Twin: *puts down sea urchin skeleton she was holding, on the ground*
Edward: Right. Well……… *walks away but steps on sea urchin*
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HOW COULD YOU!?!
Edward: Oops.
Me: ANIMAL ABUSER!!!
Edward: but it was a skeleton!
Me: IT HAD FEELINGS, EDWARD! FEELINGS!!!!
Edward: umm…..sorry?
Me: SON OF A BITCH! *runs off*

Motto: you step on my sea urchin, I kill you……and I don't own Twilight. Or the characters.

Chapter 2: 2 truths and 1 lie

BEEP!....BEEP!....BEEP!....BEEP!

I groaned at my stupid alarm.

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

Where is that damn snooze button?!

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

I felt around looking for it when my hand landed on something spiky.....what?.........uh oh.

"ISABELLA MARIE SWAN! DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT HITTING THAT SNOOZE BUTTON!!!" Alice screamed in my ear, causing me to flinch.

"Sure...thing.......mom." I mumbled, falling back asleep.

I was completely tangled in my sheets, laying on my stomach. She smiled, and grabbed the edge of my sheets. She pulled the sheets up in the air, and I spun out of them and fell off the bed onto the ground. "Owww." I moaned, and she came around to the other side of the bed where I was. She grabbed my ankle and dragged me to the bathroom, while I screamed and clawed at the ground.

Next Door Neighbor's POV(girl):

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I jumped, startled, and fell out of my bed and hit the ground, hearing the high pitched screaming from next door. I stared at my roommate groggily, who was now sitting up in bed.

"NO! ALICE! ANYTHING BUT THAT! PLEA—" we heard the muffled cries, and then they were silenced. I shrugged my shoulders and fell back asleep on the floor.

Bella's POV:

After Alice and Rosalie tortured me, I was wearing some black skinny jeans and a tight, dark blue tank top. Did I mention.....tight? They forced me into some matching blue pumps, and then shoved me out the door. We walked down the hallway and down the stairs into the court yard, on our way to our classes.

My schedule was simple. Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I had French, History, and Art. Tuesday and Thursday I had English, Science, and Dance. Yes, that's right, I said dance. I thought it would be a good idea to learn how to dance. Since the first time I danced with Edward, I've picked up on some forms of dance from watching a bunch of dance shows like 'Dancing with the Stars'. I found that I really did like it, and when I concentrated I was able to keep from falling flat on my face.

The University of Washington was a nice school, I had to admit. Everything was here on campus, and I did recognize a lot of people. I waved to Angela as I saw her pass by us.

We were walking through the court yard when I spotted the blonde spiky hair. Oh God, please let him not see me. Please let him not see me. Please let him not—

"BELLAAA! HEY, BELLA!!!" Mike yelled, running over o Rosalie, Alice, and I.

"Uhh, hi. Mike." I muttered as he stopped in front of us. Even after all that had happened with James, and the fact that Edward and I have been inseparable since then, he still likes me, and he still acts upon it.

"So, there's a huge party this weekend. Some mega popular dude named Ricky is throwing it. I was wondering if you'd like to be my date." He whispered in my ear, putting his arm around my shoulders. I recoiled in disgust, and was about to slap him, when the guys walked up to us.

"NEWTON, WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR ARM DOING AROUND MY GIRLFRIEND?!?!" Edward yelled, and everyone in the quart yard turned to stare at us. Edward grabbed him by the shirt and threw him off of me. "My lady," Edward said, taking my hand and bringing it to his lips, kissing my skin. My skin burned at his touch, and it made my toes tingle. I blushed a deep crimson. Edward kept my hand in his as I addressed Mike.

"Mike, I will not go out with you. Please, stop asking!" I said. He walked away with a frown on his face and his friends laughing at him. I almost felt bad for him. Almost.

"Geez, Swan, you sure as hell know how to make an entrance." Edward said, looking around the court yard at all the whispering people who were still staring at us.

"ME?! YOU'RE the one who walked out here screaming at the top of your lungs!" I said, incredulously.

"Yes, but you do realize that you.....look absolutely stunning." He whispered in my ear, his cool breath tickling my ear as he chuckled. I blushed again, and turned my head and met his lips for a quick kiss. "Hence the reason they are all staring." He finished, grinning. My blush only grew as we walked to class. Edward and I had French, History, and Dance together. Edward was totally shocked when I told him I wanted to take dance. It was sort of a surprise, only Alice and Rosalie knew I had been practicing my dancing skills.

I had Art and Science with Alice. I had History with Rosalie as well as Edward. I had English with Jasper, and also Science with Emmett.

We walked into the classroom and I smiled as I looked around. The room was huge, and rows and rows of desks were stretching across in a circle, similar to an auditorium. Edward and I took our seats in the front while other people filed in.

I looked around and spotted Tanya sitting next to Jessica. She smirked as she caught my eye, and raised her hand and wiggled her fingers, waving. I turned back around towards the front, frowning.

The teacher walked in then and introduced himself. When he walked in, all of the girls sighed. I snapped my head up to get a look at him, and mentally rolled my eyes.

He was cute, I suppose. I didn't have any attraction to him, considering who I was sitting next to. He had shaggy blonde hair, and high cheek bones. He had ice blue eyes and pearl white teeth. He looked to be around 24 or so, not much older than us. I heard that he was a new teacher here.

"Hey, guys. My name is Mr. Donovan, and this is French class. Well, I'm going to try to make this as much fun as possible, and today we aren't going to be doing much, accept getting to know each other." He said, walking around. He said the last part looking directly at me and smiling. Edward was growling quietly from beside me. The teacher walked to his desk to get some stuff while people started talking a bit.

"Edward," I mumbled to him. He stopped and looked at me. "What is the problem?!"
"I don't like the way he looks at you." He said, frowning.
"Edward, he's the teacher! That's ridiculous!" I said. The teacher came back to the front.

"Ok, so this is going to sound ridiculous, but why don't you all come up here and sit in a circle?" Mr. Donovan said, and people started getting up and sitting on the ground in a circle. Edward sat down cross-legged, and I was sitting down next to him, when he pulled my waist into his lap. I was startled, but got over it quickly and gave him a quick peck on the lips.

I looked at everyone around us, and Tanya was glaring at me. The teacher was staring at us with.......aggravation? Some other girls whispered "Awwww!"

"Ok, so let's have this: We're going to play a game called '2 truths and 1 Lie'. We'll go around the circle, and you'll tell us your name and where you're from, and then you'll tell us three facts about yourself. Two of them will be true, and one will be completely false that you made up. The person next to you has to figure out what the true facts are. Got it?" everyone nodded their heads in agreement.

"Why don't you start?" He pointed to the girl next to me. She smiled shyly.

"Um, hi. My name is Katie, and I'm from Seattle. And my facts are 'I know how to ride a motorcycle.' 'I've gone surfing.' And 'I've met Panic! At the Disco.'" She said. Edward was considered the one sitting next to her, so he had to guess. He squinted his eyes and stared at her in concentration.

"You know how to ride a motorcycle and you've met Panic! At the Disco." Edward said. Her eyes widened.

"How did you know?" she asked.
"You acted like it was a no big deal that you know how to ride a motorcycle, and you got enthusiastic when you said you met Panic! At the Disco." Edward said, grinning smugly.

"okay, your turn." Mr. Donovan said to Edward.

"Hello, my name is Edward Cullen, and I'm from Forks, Washington. My facts are 'I'm adopted along with my 2 sisters and 2 brothers.' 'I've saved my girlfriend from a psycho serial killer.' And 'I've gone to jail.'" Edward said nonchalantly. I grinned at this. No one would get them both right unless you were from our town, so it was a good thing Jessica wasn't the one to guess.

"You answer." I told the boy sitting on the other side of us. I couldn't answer since I already knew. Obviously.

"Hmmmmm....." The boy said, thinking, "You're adopted and you've gone to jail." The boy said, smiling.

"Nope." Edward said, and everybody in the room stared at him in shock, accept for Jessica and......Tanya? What the hell? Oh, Jessica probably told her.....

"I'm adopted, and I've saved my girlfriend from a psycho serial killer....." Edward said, and then kissed my cheek. Everyone erupted into whispers. It was funny to say the psycho serial killer thing so they would get it wrong, but GREAT! Now everyone was going to be saying stuff.

The teacher stared at me with a scrutinizing expression. I looked away from his gaze and spoke because it was my turn.

"Hi, my name is Bella Swan, and I'm from Forks, Washington. My facts are 'I've had amnesia.' 'I pull pranks a lot.' And 'I'm coordinated.'" I had to keep myself from laughing at the last one because if anyone has seen me walk, they would automatically know that that was a lie. I was surprised that Mr. Donovan was the one to answer.

"You've had amnesia and you're good at pulling pranks." He said with a smile.

"How did you know?"

"You faced us when you said the first two, but looked away when you said you were coordinated." He said, chuckling. He stared at me as he told the next person to go. Edward's grip on my waist tightened.

The rest of the class went like this. I just rolled my eyes when Tanya looked at Edward and referred to sex related topics when it was her turn.

The rest of the day went with ease, going through the same procedures of introductions and what not. When it was time for Art, Alice appeared out of thin air, running over to me, jumping up and down excitedly.

"ohmaigawshbellathisissoexcitingalloftheclasseshereareawesomehurrylet'sgotoart!!" She said so fast I didn't understand any of it. She grabbed my wrist and started pulling me away from Edward, but I stretched up on my tip-toes and gave him one last peck on the lips, and she yanked on my arm, pulling me away.

"Alice!" I said as we walked into—more like dragged me into—the art room. We sat in the middle of the classroom, next to each other. The seats were arranged wear it was 4 people to a row. Alice was on the end, and I was towards the middle. Someone came and sat down next to me, and I glanced up at them.

It was a cute guy with black spiky hair and blue eyes. He smiled at me as he sat down. He was cute, but like I said before, I wasn't attracted to him. "Hey," he greeted me.

"Hi." I said, being friendly. Well, at least he wasn't hitting on me right away. It was just a friendly hi. Phew.

"I'm Ricky." He said, holding his hand out. I shook his hand, "I'm Bella."
"Nice to meet you, Bella. I suppose you're good at art, hence the reason you're in art class." He said, smiling.
"Well, if I could only draw stick figures, that would be a problem....." We laughed as the teacher came in. She talked about some rules and stuff, and then told us to pair up with someone near you that you didn't know.

"Partner?" Ricky asked, turning to me. I nodded, and the teacher handed us a questionnaire to fill out. We filled out the questions on each other, laughing. He was really nice.

"So, I'm having this awesome party this weekend....." He said, and I frowned.
"I have a boyfriend." I said kindly.
"Oh, no! I'm not asking you out. I'm just inviting you and your friends." He said, laughing. I laughed too.
"Good. I'm tired of a lot of these guys asking me out." He laughed.
"So, if you and your friends wanted to come, that'll be cool. Give me your names and I'll put you on the guest list." I took out a piece of paper and wrote down Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Alice Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Jasper Hale, and Rosalie Hale. I handed it to him and he smiled. The bell rang and I waved him goodbye as Alice and I exited the room.

"You have a new friend!" Alice said cheerfully.
"Yea, he's so cool! And thank GOD he only thinks of me as a friend....." I said dramatically, wiping my hand across my forehead. We were laughing as Rosalie and Emmett approached us.

"What'd Bella fall over this time?" Emmett said with a grin. I stopped laughing and frowned at him.

"Hey! I'm not THAT bad!" I said.

"Bella, you trip over the floor on a daily basis." He said, laughing.

"Well at least I'm not a retard." I said, smiling. He stopped laughing.
"I AM NOT A RETARD!" he said, putting his hand on his chest innocently.
"ARE TOO!"
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!"
"AM NOT!"
"TOO!"
"NOT!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"NO!"
"YES!" he said, pouting, then realized what he said. "DAMN!" Haha, sucker. He pulled me into a giant hug.

"Em......can't.......BREATHE!" I got out. He set me down and I took a huge breath.

"Hey, where's Edward and Jasper?"

"Oh, last time we saw them they punched some kid in the face." Emmett said nonchalantly. "HEY! Let's go eat!"

"WHAT!? WHO DID THEY PUNCH IN THE FACE?!" I yelled, furiously.

"Mike Newton."

"Oh."

A/N: REVIEW! I already have the plot and SOUNDTRACK picked out!

P.S. yea, too busy to write a new disclaimer so I used one I used on my other stories.