WAYS TO ANNOY SIRIUS!!!
SUMMERY: O.K, here it is! The long- in- the-making chapter 2! Today we are annoying our favorite dead guy, Sirius Black! He's not my fav dead guy...BOONE, WE STILL LOVE YOU:,(
1: Make
non-stop jokes about his name, like "Oh, you can't be serious!
Oh wait, you are! HAHAHAHAH!"
2: Tell him that Snape is
really Harry's father (this will work on Snape, too).
3: Talk
about what an adorable couple Severus and Lily make.
4: Talk about
what an adorable couple Severus and Sirius make.
5: Refer to him
as Snuffles no matter what.
6: Bring him back from the dead just
to taunt him about being 'killed by a curtain."
7: Say 'HA
HA! You got killed by a girl! HAHAHAHA!'
8: When Krecher and
Sirius are standing right next to each other, come up to Kretcher and
say 'Hi Sirius! How ya doin'?'
9: Wake up Mrs. Black's portrait in
the middle of the night.
10: If he should get mad at you and start
yelling at you, call him 'Mr.Grumples.'
11: Force him to watch
Potter Puppet Pals (that is sooooo funny, but it would annoy the hell
out of him!).
12: Tell Rita Skeeter where he is and set up an
interview.
13: Make him listen to you sing karaoke.
14: Make
him sing karaoke.
15: Say "so Snuffles, there's an alarming
amount of Sirius/Snape fiics out there. It's not ture is it?"
16:
If he says no it isn't true, wink and say "uh huh, gotcha."
17: Tell him Wormtail has a crush on him.
18: Refer to him
and the marauders as 'play mates.'
19: If for some reason you two
go some where in public together, and he is in dog form, say things
like "Come on doggy who is totally NOT Sirius Black in
disguise!" Then wink and say "they have no idea!"
20:
If he try's to kill you, stare at him like this 0.o
21: If he
demands to know what your starring at, whisper dramatically " I
see dead people."
END NOTES: He he! Annoying people is so much fun! Thank to everyone who reviewed! Please review this chapter and if you do, tell me who to annoy next! D