February 15, 10:37 A.M., Crow Base 1

269 days to the end of the Universe.

"Hey!" Sigurn yelled, "we don't need a doomsday countdown!"

Well too bad!

"So this is Crow Base 1," said the Doctor, "A bit depressing isn't it?"

"Just wait until a siege, I've committed suicide three times here," Sigurn answered.

"Three? How is that even-" he was silenced by a you-already-know look from Sigurn, "So, we need to defend this "Dimensional Transport" until it is complete? Can I see it?"

"Sure, why not."

Sigurn led the Doctor and Rose to the room which contained the DT. It was a large, solid steel room with a single light in it, as a result only the DT was lit, while most of the room was shadowed. The DT was about the size of the average RV, but not the shape. It's shape was a large, egg-shaped, hunk of Titanium.

"Even that looks depressing," said Rose.

"Wait until the power goes out."

"So you expect this to keep out someone who can appear anywhere," said the Doctor.

"This isn't just any kind of steel, this is what I like to call "Obstinate Steel", it is completely unaffected by any means of going through it, either Spacially, Temporally, or Physically."

"So you are saying that nothing can get through it."

"I am not saying that, it will bend to a certain degree when a physical force is exerted on it. Besides, it has a door."

"So how does this lump of metal work?" Rose asked.

"It is very simple actually, when I wire myself to it I will have a certain amount of control and some of my abilities still. Basically, it uses very powerful Electromagnetic pulses to weaken the threads of the Space-time continuum, once weakened it releases Dark-energy pulses that cause the threads to separate, opening a "door" to either a parallel universe or another dimension."

"In English please," Freya burst in.

"I'm pretty sure you are the only one who didn't understand what I just said. Now leave, you are not allowed in here."

"Since when?"

"Since it was built."

"Oh, sorry."

"I'm terribly sorry if Freya annoyed you two, he just has a small problem of showing up where he is not allowed, and he's an idiot."

"Actually, I think he only managed to annoy you," the Doctor said, "So this should be done in two days?"

"Yes, we have our best construction worker on it. Tough! Get over here!"

"What is it Sigurn," Tough asked.

"Doctor, Rose, this is Tough, our best construction worker."

"How good is he," asked Rose.

"It is very hard to desc-"

Suddenly Sigurn was interrupted by a loud crash, and Rhubarb, who had just charged clear through the wall.

"Sigurn! We are under attack," yelled Rhubarb.

"Be quiet," Sigurn scolded, "I'm right next to you."

"We just got here," the Doctor pointed out.

"I know, and now the room is open because Rhubarb just had to go and break it. Anyway, how are we under attack?"

"Joe Bananas sent a small army, and the three have come personally to ensure that the DT is destroyed."

"Okay, Doctor, Rose, you can stay here or come with, your choice. Tough, fix that wall."

"It's going to take awhile, mabye two to three seconds," Tough said.

"Just work on it!"

"Done."

"That was fast," exclaimed Rose.

"How is it that it will take him two days to finish it," asked the Doctor.

"It is a very big and complicated piece of machinery, imagine how long it would take for normal worms to finish it," Sigurn replied.

"Hello!" Rhubarb yelled, "Remember, there is an attack!"

"Oh, right, you two, stay here. Rhubarb lead the way!"

"Hey, we're coming with you," the Doctor decided.

"Argh, we don't have time for this, stay or follow, either way, we're leaving," Sigurn yelled as he turned and charge out of the room.

In the outside of the sounded strange, didn't it?

Anyway, outside was in complete chaos, worms were charging back and forth, recieving orders, adding reinforcements, occasionally dieing from a stray bullet etcetera, etcetera.

"Gerald," Sigurn roared, "What the hell is going on here?"

"Sir, there is a small army," Gerald mumbled, "Only about 50,000 worms."

"We can handle that."

"Fifty-Thousand," the Doctor exclaimed, "that's how many are going to lose their lives!"

"Be quiet, and don't forget they are going to eliminate Reality. Gerald, where are the three?"

"Sir, they have not attacked yet. Our scouts have spotted them plotting about two miles behind the army," Gerald mumbled.

"Okay, inform Einstein and Tough of this."

"Yes sir."

"Why does he always mumble," Rose queried.

"I don't know. Rhubarb!" Sigurn resumed bellowing, "Where are DragonFace and Tomb?"

"Actually," Rhubarb began, "they sent me to find you."

"Oh, goody. They're in the "Special" building aren't they?"

"Unfortunately, yes."

"Agh, fine. Oh, right, almost forgot."

"What?"

"I need you to watch over these two, don't let them get killed," Sigurn spoke whilst gesturing to the Doctor and Rose, "I'll be right back, and no you can't come with Doctor, or you narrator."

Aww, please, please, please.

"No."

Just no?

"Not even when pigs fly over a frozen hell."

So I'm stuck narrating for a couple of weary travelers and a stupid bodybuilder?

"Bye," Sigurn waved goodbye as the narrator went flying into the middle of the army, "Shouldn't have insulted Rhubarb. So who is it now?"

Hello everyone.

"Hey, we both have a Scottish accent!"

Yes so what is going on?

"Just follow them."

Okay.

"So what is your job around here," Rose asked.

"Anything that involves very heavy objects," Rhubarb answered, "Any of you need a jacket, the temperature is -40 degrees Celcius or Fahrenheit. Sigurn yells at me when I say celcius, but -40 is the same either way."

"I'm fine," said the Doctor.

"I could use a jacket," Rose decided.

"Dragonhide or Bearskin? I myself prefer Dragonhide, it may be incredibly heavy but it is slightly warmer and waterproof."

"You have dragons here," the Doctor exclaimed, "I've only seen them on a few planets, and none on Earth."

"And you would kill a dragon just to make a jacket out of it," Rose yelled, disgusted.

"No, we make the jacket after the dragon has died of any other causes," Rhubarb retorted, "Now that I think about it, both of you should wear one, they are slightly bulletproof."

"Fine, where are they."

"Right in this closet we convienently walked near," Rhubarb answered as he dug through the closet, "Here you go."

"Wow, this is really heavy," Rose squeaked in surprise at the sudden weight.

"Their hide is like a foot thick."

"So what is with Sigurn, is he your king?"

"God no, but he speaks for all of us. Something about his voice gives him off as a natural leader. And he works together with his brother and nephew, and that is only during war time, during peace time Einstein leads us all."

"Couldn't he take control?"

"Sigurn or Einstein? Sigurn is too nice, he would never try to control us. Einstein is too busy inventing, plus he can't lie worth-"

Rhubarb, no swearing!

"My apologies." Before Rhubarb continued Sigurn returned.

"Rhubarb, we must resort to drastic measures," Sigurns voice sounded ominous.

"That doesn't sound good."

"It isn't, get your armour on, you are going in."

But before Sigurn could continue there was another interruption.

"Sigurn," Gerald started to raise his voice, "they are sending reinforcements."

"We prepared for this. Tell Einstein, Plan F on Tough. Send out Mutain. Amoeba, escort the Doctor and Rose to the DT, stand guard over them, and put a Giant Watermelon in front of the door. Rhubarb, you are coming with me."

The Dimensional Transport Room

"How long do we have to wait here," asked the Doctor as he was gazing around the depressing room.

"Until we get "the Signal"," Amoeba answered.

"And what would this signal be?"

"A very large thud of some sort, and flapping, lots and lots of flapping."

"So what exactly is going on here?"

"A war between us and the three Evils had just started, and you stumbled into it. It all started several days ago, Joe Bananas and his team set off in search of the aforementioned Evils, We believe they were planning on using them for World domination, then killing them as soon as they were finished. They still haven't realized that it is unbelievably hard to kill them."

"Why do you need to kill them," interupted the Doctor.

"Let me quote Sigurn from a few days ago, 'The thing about these twins is that they know everything we know. Everything we know about fighting, weapons, utilities, everything. It even goes so far down so they know what we had for dinner last week or the name of a crush we had 60 years ago. The only difference between us and them is they use what they know for evil. Not like the evil they use in stupid kids shows. Not petty little things. They use it for pure, unadulterated evil. They are not trying to destroy a nemesis or take over a city; they will destroy this universe right down to time. This universe will never have existed. After they are done with that they will go on to the next universe, and the next, until all reality is destroyed.' end quote. Nothing will distract them from their mission, except the three, DragonFace, Tomb, and Sigurn."

"So what is the plan then?"

"I can't say."

*Thud* *Thud* *Thud*

A crazed voice sounded outside.

"He he he he, ha ha ha ha, ho ho ho, let me in, he he he, or I will kill you."

*Thud* *Thud* *Thud*

"Okay Stone Tomb, do your thing, ha ha ha ha ha."

"Quick," Ameoba whispered, "Out the secret exit, you really don't want to see what will likely happen next."

Suddenly Stone Tomb, Evil Sigurn, and Dragonfist burst through the door, and subsequently crushed the Giant Watermelon. The Doctor and Rose remained, not heeding Amoeba's warning. Evil Sigurn glanced down at the crushed watermelon at his feet and muttered, "This is not good," then yelled, "Relax, we can take him." A strange change had come over Amoeba though, his head started twitching, he started drooling, his left eye doubled in size, his teeth looked strangely sharp, and he still was half the size of a normal worm. With a sudden shout he leapt at Evil Sigurn, ripped his arm off, beat him to unconciousness, then ate Stone Tomb. He proceeded to rip the floor up and bury Dragonfist, then he threw up Stone Tomb, returned to normal and took a nap. Dragonfist barely managed to drag himself back to the surface for air and passed out. Stone Tomb took one look at Evil Sigurn and passed out. Suddenly all three disappeared. Suddenly loud flapping outside alerted the Doctor and Rose.

"What could make a flapping sound that loud," Rose asked as they charged outside.

"Think, I hear about 5 sets of wings, very large wings, about 10 meters."

"Don't tell me, Dragons," Rose guessed as they made it outside.

As they stepped outside they were met by the sight of Sigurn and Rhubarb each riding an incredibly large Dragon, with several other worms riding medium sized Dragons. The Dragons were very long and serpent-like, with massive wings and long, flexible tails. The Dragon Sigurn was riding was a deep black color, with three horns on each side of the head and a ridge of bone-spikes running down the spine, as well as large claws protruding out of each wing, the Dragon also seemed to be covered in a thick, scaly armour, a natural armour that the Dragon itself was part of. The Dragon Rhubarb was riding was a light, grey-blue, and covered in thick fur. This Dragon didn't seem as malevolent as Sigurn's because of an abscence of spikes, but still attacked with a vengeance. Sigurn gave a signal and the Dragon suddenly dove, reaching breakneck speeds, the Dragon leveled itself close to the the ground and started to breathe fire, a stream of intensely hot and blindingly white fire flowed forth from the maw of the Dragon. Once the fire had passed you could see that nothing was left, everything the fire touched was incinerated, even the ground was molten from it.

Rhubarb signaled to one of the other Dragon-riders, the Dragon-rider gave a signal himself and the Dragon started to somersault incredibly fast and plummeted to the earth, it impacted the ground, crushing several worms and creating a shockwave that sent the surrounding worms into the air. Rhubarb's Dragon soared over to the newly created mayhem, and flipped just perfectly, using it's tail to propel the worms straight back down, creating little craters where they landed. It resumed flying and caught one of the worms it didn't slam into the ground. That worm must have been scared to death, the Dragon dropped the worm and backflipped, hitting the worm with its tail and sending it soaring into the air. It soared up, met the worm at the peak of its flight, flipped again, again hitting the worm with its tail, sending him plummeting to the ground, the Dragon dove down and grabbed the worm, it tossed him up, and met his eyes, the worm whimpered and plummeted straight into the gaping maw. Now for the ground...

"Take out those Dragons," a General yelled.

"But sir, all we have that is heavy enough is this catapault," a random worm replied.

"Well load it up!"

Suddenly Evil Sigurn appeared.

"Take out Sigurn!" He yelled.

He released the catapault and the boulder went soaring, he proceeded to reload it. The boulder was timed just perfectly, it nailed Sigurns Dragon on the side of the head. The boulder shattered and the Dragon became very pissed off. Sigurn signalled and the Dragon dove at them.

"Run!" Evil Sigurn shouted.

The three worms turned and started to flee for their lives, but alas it was a futile attempt. You try outrunning a flying dragon, see how well it works. It swooped over them and with a mighty flap of it's massive wings sent them into the air along with several others who just so happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. The Dragon flipped and twisted at the same time so it was suddenly facing the worms, with a threatening roar it engulfed the group in fire. Once the white flame had dissipated you could see that nothing was left, not even ash.

"Call in the planes," Joe Bananas ordered. He was safely at his base.

Soon after at the battle...

"Sigurn," Tomb radioed.

"What?"

"Planes are heading in."

"Crap."

The planes came from the north. The lead plane engaged Sigurn almost instantly, bad idea. Sigurn gave a signal and the Dragon started somersaulting, and breathing fire. The Dragon now resembled a giant spinning disk of white fire, it impacted the plane, which in turn was ripped apart. The Dragon started plummeting to the earth. It ripped through several more planes on its way down. It was falling so fast that it was creating a high pitched whistling sound, it finally crashed to the ground with the force of a 40 lbs meteor moving at 25,000 mph. The one remaining plane was in hot pursuit of Rhubarbs Dragon. The Dragon climbed and dove, it barrel rolled to one side then flipped, attempting to hit the plane with its tail, but missed. One of the larger Dragons helped, it swooped down and grabbed hold of the plane. The Dragon then decided to go in for a landing while still holding on to the plane, the result was a crushed plane and some very painful metal splinters. Sigurn signalled to his Dragon and it started charging the tank that had just showed up. The tank fired at the Dragon, but the missile stuck between the bony plates and only succeeded in irritating the Dragon. It never ceased charging and rammed the tank, flipping it, then ripped the tank open from the bottom and poured fire onto the hundred something worms in there. Suddenly Evil Sigurn tackled Sigurn off the Dragon, he somehow had managed to escape being vaporized by the Dragon earlier. Evil Sigurn punched at Sigurn but Sigurn moved his head aside at the last second, the force of the punch on the ground created an earthquake 5 miles away. Sigurn kicked his evil twin off of him, as he went flying Sigurn leapt up, grabbed hold of him and threw him to the ground, leaving a large crate. The Dragon, confused because of the sudden abscence of its rider, took flight. Sigurn threw a punch at his twin while falling, which was caught at the last second. Evil Sigurn flipped his brother over and ended up on top of him. Sigurn again kicked him off and as he was about to jump up to grab him, his Dragon flew over and ate him. Evil Sigurn appears to have died for the second time. Sigurn turned around and was punched in the face by Evil Sigurn.

"I thought you were just eaten!" Sigurn yelled.

"I was, I just appeared outside," Evil Sigurn replied.

Suddenly an alarm blared.

"It's ready," Einstein shouted, "Sigurn, DragonFace, Tomb, Rose, Doctor, Amoeba, Rhubarb, Sticky! Get over here Now! Knuckles, Blasted, Gunslinger, Dinnerbell, and Lemon! Head to vector A4 Y7 P90! Everyone meet at vector T7 U9 W3!"

Sigurn appeared right next to the DT, and was soon joined by the Doctor and Rose. Sticky was in immediately after, and soon DragonFace and Tomb were there. Amoeba and Rhubarb were already there.

"Alright everybody, into the DT!"

"I thought it was going to be finished in two more days," the Doctor pointed out.

"Look around, there are like thirty Toughs here, that was Plan F, a temporary cloning thing."

So they all bundled into the DT.

"Holy Crap!" Sticky exclaimed.

"It's bigger on the inside," Rose finished.

"It's actually a very simple science," Einstein explained, "Dimensional folding."

"I'm familiar with that," the Doctor interjected.

"Well, it's a lot easier when Sigurn is doing the folding."

"It's like origami with Space and Time," Sigurn yelled, clearly excited.

"Hook yourself up to it already!"

Sigurn finished the hook up just as the three evils burst into the room.

"Hurry," Einstein yelled.

Suddenly the DT appeared oustide of the base.

"I can only do short ranged jumps within this universe and this time period until we build up the necessary speed," Sigurn explained very loudly.

"Well head to vector T7 U9 W3."

"Setting coordinates, engage."

"Sorry about that, there was a Star Trek marathon on yesterday. Feel free to look out the window."

Down where the battle was still raging, suddenly all the Dragons started to flee. A very large group of another winged creature was heading in from the north. Suddenly a cry erupted from the center of the fray.

"Gryphons!"

"Well, they're doomed," Einstein said.

"Can you take us to the TARDIS now," the Doctor asked.

"Sure, Sigurn initiate the scan and put it on the screen."

A computerized voice suddenly sounded.

Scanning... Large amounts of Dimensional energy located. Coordinates D3 K5 N0, Mainland, United States of America, Minnesota, Sherburne County, Big Lake.

"That's strange," the Doctor said, "I don't think we were in America when we stepped ou of the TARDIS."

Large amounts of Dimensional displacement energy located Coordinates D3 K5 N2, Mainland, United States of America, Minnesota, Anoka County, Nowthen. Displacement energy closing in on Dimensional energy at a speed of 50 mph. Time estimated to impact, 31 minutes.

"That doesn't sound good," Einstein worried, "If the Displacement energy reaches the TARDIS we may never be able to find it. It could end up anywhere in Reality. Sigurn, estimated time to target."

"30 minutes, if we make it in time you will have thirty seconds to move the TARDIS."

"What exactly is Displacement energy," the Doctor asked.

"Displacement energy occurs when a large mass jumps through Space and Time. If it hits an object larger than us, since we created it, but smaller than it, that object will be thrown randomly somewhere else. If a human had created it, then anything larger than a human would be consumed. You create Displacement energy on a regular basis, luckily it dissipates after something is moved," Einstein continued rambling.

10 minutes to impact.

"9 minutes 27 seconds to target."

5 minutes to impact.

"4 minutes 31 seconds to target."

1 minute to impact.

"30 seconds to target!"

30 seconds to impact.

"You have arrived at you destination! Move, move, move!"

The Doctor and Rose charged outside and straight for the TARDIS, which was miraculously worm sized. But a large black blob was also headed for it.

15 seconds to impact.

The Doctor and Rose had reached the TARDIS and the Doctor was fumbling for his key.

10 seconds to impact.

"I can't get a hold of my key," the Doctor was panicking.

5 seconds.

The Doctor grabbed his key.

4 seconds.

The blob was almost upon them.

3 seconds.

The Doctor got the key in the lock.

2 seconds.

The door jammed.

1 second.

Rhubarb pulled the two out of the way just in time.

Impact. No Dimensional Energy located.

"No!" the Doctor and Rose yelled.

"No," the Doctor tried to deny it, "It's just gone, the TARDIS is gone."

"Alright," Einstein showed little sympathy, "Everyone into the DT, we still have to rendevous with the others."

Chapter 2 has been completed. I'm evil, the TARDIS has been sent somewhere in Reality, probably never to be seen again, bet you didn't see that coming. Now the Doctor and Rose are stuck with the worms. Please review, it will make me very happy, he who reviews first gets bragging rights. Question time.
Can the Evils be stopped?
What is their plan?
Where did the TARDIS go?