"okay buddy you've been serenading the wrong window for about five minutes now, time to let you know my neighbor is out of town" au
Zelda was mortified. A complete stranger was outside her window singing. Oh goddesses why? Why her? Why tonight!?
Malon laughed. "Wow who would have guessed? Zelda's got an admirer!"
"Shut up Malon I do not!" Zelda turned red, he was a very cute stranger… "Wait.."
"Ilia! Oh Ilia! What light through yonder window breaks?" His voice was cute too..
"Oh dear Nayru he thinks I'm Ilia!" Malon erupted into a fit of giggles at Zelda's horror.
"Zel you gotta tell him…"
"No he…"
"I'll tell him." Midna grinned.
"Don't you dare!" Zelda shot the twili a dirty look. "Fine but both of you keep quiet!"
"Mums the word!"
"Yer no fun…"
With a deep breath Zelda lifted the window. "Hey stranger! Wrong window!" That got his attention. Dear goddesses that boy was cute… "Also, those lines are said in secret because Juliet doesn't know he's right below her."
"Do you mind pointing me to Ilia's house then?" Hopeless romantics. Zelda pointed at the empty house next door.
"She's outta town."
"Um but we're not." Midna popped up behind Zelda.
"Midna!" Zelda chastised.
"Oh come on Zel lighten up!" Malon joined Midna. "Yoo hoo Mister Knight!"
"Oh so this is even more embarrassing…" He face palmed.
"Hold on a sec." Zelda pushed her way past the two red heads and hurried down stairs. "Um… what's your name?" The grass was cold beneath her feet and prickled.
"Link." Oh he was cute…. Link? But that meant…
"Oh… erm… I… I kinda have bad news for you…" Zelda chewed on her lip. "Ilia's kinda got a… a special friend already."
"Oh so she has a boyfriend already… I should have known it was a fruitless attempt." He sighed and looked down at his feet. This night just kept getting worse and worse for him.
"Uhh… She doesn't have a boyfriend…" Link's head shot up, realization hitting his face.
"Oh… Well if you'll excuse me I have to uhh, go pretend none of this happened." He turned to leave.
"Well if you ever come back… I'm a sucker for music." She smiled shyly.
"Is that an invitation?" Zelda shrugged.
"Maybe."