50 ways to kill Naraku:
1. Get Kagura and make her drop him on a cliff
2. Get Kagome to purify him with her sacred arrow
3. Make Inuyasha use Tetsusaiga and slice his head off
4. Put poisonous Tarantulas in his pathetic clothes
5. Use Sounga and perform the Dragon Twister to him
6. Tie him to a hard chair and let him watch Teletubbies (A/N: It buuuurns:D)
7. Let me hit him with my bloody sword I used in my other stories and hit him until he his dead.
8. Make Sesshomaru used Tokijin and perform the Dragon Strike on him
9. Scare him to death until he screams like a girl
10. Humiliate him by making him wear girl's clothes and makeup
11. hit him with your scanners or printers hard reviewers!!
12. Push him off a 1,000 feet building
13. Make him grope Sango and let him feel the wrath of Sango
14. Make him sing the stupid ABC'S
15. Find his heart and slice it to pieces
16. Turn him into a girl and let him scream like a girl because he doesn't have any clothes (A/N: -shudders- I am never writing that again! -gags-)
17. Let him marry Kinky-hoe
18. Let Kinky-hoe send him to the 7 rings of hell
19. Slice his head off with a bloody knife
20. Make him go to the center of the Earth and watch him melt
21. Put him in a small package and throw him in the jungle and let him get eaten by lions
22. Make his Saymoishos (sp?) poison him and wait until he is dead
23. Get Hobo to make out with him (A/N: LMAO. That will be funny but gross)
24. Make an arrow pierce his stupid pathetic red or whatever color it is
25. Use Pyrethrum to remove his Saymoishos and let do his work on his own.
(A/N: Wondering what is a Pyrethrum? Well, it is a pink flower that can kill any insects. First, it makes smoke coming from it but it won't work on insects that moves to fast. The flower I think is pink and it is very rare. I have no clue if it exists or not but I ain't making it up.
If you have the game Inuyasha: The Secret of The Cursed Mask and finished the whole game or at least made it to Naraku's castle, then you know what am I talking about right? If you want proof that I ain't making it up then go to google then click images above and put Pyrethrum. You will see white or pink flowers. Or just go to Photo bucket and see the pictures of it. But I don't think it can kill insects though. You need the game I just told you if you are too stupid to figure out. Back to the ways to kill Mr. I-look-like-a-girl-cause-I-wear-makeup XD)
26. Let him do your chores for free until he is dead from being exhausted.
27. Tell him he was cancelled from the show until he is dead. (I know it doesn't make sense but bare with me)
28. Use him as a targeting practice
29. Turn him onto human and kill him with a knife
30. Pour EXTREMELY cold water on him
31. Get a bright light and blind him and lead him to the cliff
32. Tell him the last jewel shard is at the end of the cliff and make him go there without making him fly
33. Let him get eaten by a gigantic dog
34. Throw very hot soup on him and don't let him get water
35. Make Shippo use fox fire on Naraku
36. Let Kirara tear his head off
37. Let Jaken use the staff of two heads on Naraku whether bonks it at him until he is dead or burns him to death
38. Put him into an unbreakable cellar and make him stay there for the rest of eternity
39. Starve him to death
40. Let him watch The Ring 2
41. Make him run as long as you want until he is dead from exhaustion
42. Invent a remote that can kill Naraku and use it
43. Burn his stupid ass to hell
44. Don't let him sleep for one millennium years
45. Fill his castle with snakes and let them eat Naraku
46. Freeze time and kill Naraku with any weapon of your choice
47. Use your powers to blast him into hell
48. Get a voodoo doll of him and stab the heart of it many times
49. Use the necklace of subjugation on him
50. Put him into a room of Naraku haters + Naraku lovers (-gags-) and let him suffer
A/N: Well, what do you think reviewers? I am sorry I wasn't able to update as fast as I can. Something was wrong with my stupid computer and the site. The next chapter will be the last. I can update the rest of my stories and create another one.
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