Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters that are in this fan fiction other than the ones that I made up so if you try to use any of my characters without my permission, I will bash your head into your torso so far you will have to drop your pants to say hello… (Yes I know I said this already, but the threat still stands
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*WARNING* this will become a lemon… but not just yet
Note: |…| means thought
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Zapf: I really can't think of anything to say here, so I'm just going to start the fic…
Haruko: that's it? You're just going to start the fic, no humorous witticisms?
Zapf: why? Do you think you can make up something funny?
Haruko: yes I think I can *she pulls out her guitar and bashes him over the head with it, rendering unconscious* um… *she nudges the prone Zapf with her foot* I guess the intro is up to me!! Um … I can't really think of anything, so, I guess we'll just start whenever this lunkhead comes to…
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Episode 2: Lost In… Well, if we knew where we were lost in,
we wouldn't be lost would we?
"Haruko!! I think we passed the town already! Slow down!" The yellow Vespa sped down the dirt road. Zapf was yelling at Haruko to slow down as he was holding on for dear life. "Haruko!! Onegai!!" but it was useless, he couldn't get her attention. He reached forward to tap her on the shoulder, but all of a sudden she sped up and his hand slipped.
In an attempt to stay alive, he grabbed the first thing he could get his hands on, which just happened to be the satchel on the side of the seat. As he climbed back onto the seat, his hand hit upon something in the bag.
As he got into the seat behind Haruko and had enough balance, he reached into the bag to see what it was that he hit with his hand. All he could see was a large metal something and a coil of rope attached to it. He had images in his head of taking the metal thing out and bashing Haruko over the head with it. But then he had images of Haruko passing out and the moped going out of control, and both of them hitting a tree or going off a cliff or something like that. He picked up the metal thing and looked at it
"What is she doing with an anchor in her saddlebag?" Zapf thought it better that he didn't think too hard about it. He then thought what he could do with the anchor, and how he could use it to stop the damn moped and what an anchor is used for... and then he realized what he must do.
He wrapped one end of the rope around his hand and took the anchor and threw it over his shoulder. Haruko turned around as the anchor was flying in the air behind Zapf and said "Nani? Stop? Hai, Hai!!" Haruko Pulled sharply on the brakes, ad Zapf, not paying attention and not realizing that she had stopped short, flew forward, in front ode the moped. After he flew for a few seconds, he hit a brick wall. Because of the fact that the rope attached to the anchor was still tied to his hand, the anchor flew forward towards Zapf until it hit him square in the head.
Zapf woke up with a splitting headache and the revving of the moped motor wasn't helping. He looked up to see Haruko standing upside down. "Nani? why are you upside down?" Haruko turned her head. "That's better, arigato Haruko." Haruko helped him up and sat him up against a tree.
"Where does it hurt?"
"Everywhere"
Haruko gave him a look and Zapf smiled weakly.
"Here, here, and here" Zapf pointed to his leg, his stomach and his head. Haruko walked over to the moped and pulled a small box out of the saddlebag. When she brought it back to the tree she opened it and pulled out a cotton ball and used it to gingerly clean the cut on Zapf's forehead.
| She's so confusing, one second she looks like she's going to kill me, and the next second she is taking care of me and being so gentle|
"Is that better?" Zapf hadn't realized that she had cleaned and dressed both his head and arm, she was so gentle.
"Uh huh" Zapf said meekly.
"Where else does it hurt?"
Zapf Hesitated and replied, "my leg." Haruko grabbed another cotton ball and started to clean a cut on the inside of his thigh. She touched his leg so sensually, that he couldn't help getting a hard-on as much as he didn't want to give the wrong signals. Even so, she kept on cleaning and dressing his cut as if she hadn't noticed anything.
"All done." She said and stood up. Zapf also stood up with a little wince of pain. Haruko looked around, "um… so where are we?" Zapf looked around to see nothing he recognized.
"Do you think that we're close to town?"
"Er… I think we overshot the town by a little bit." Zapf held up his fingers to emphasize the word 'little'.
"So where are we then?"
Zapf turned around to look at the building with the Zapf shaped mark on it. "Why don't we just go in here and ask them for directions?" Haruko asked Zapf who was already heading towards the building. As they turned around the corner, they saw a sign that said 'okonomyaki sale!'
Zapf's eyes got wide and he started to walk faster and faster until he was running. When he got in he ran directly to the counter. Haruko ran in behind him huffing and puffing "I'll take 15 boxes of Okonomyaki, Onegai?" The clerk walked off to the back to start on Zapf's order.
Haruko tied to catch her breath "What…. About… the… directions?"
"Oh crap!!" Haruko sweatdropped. The attendant came back. Zapf turned to him "um…. Sir?"
"Only one order per person! You must go to the back of the line!"
"But I don't want to.-"
"No, no more orders, go away!!"
Zapf sulked away to a table with Haruko following him, scowling. "Why is it that you forget everything else when you have the chance to buy okonomyaki?"
Zapf shrugged
"Where'd you get the money all of it anyways?"
"Money? I don't have any money."
Haruko facefell.
"I'll just tell them to put it on my tab."
Haruko muttered "baka"
"What did you just say?"
"I didn't say anything."
"Yes you did, you called me a bake."
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
Haruko pulled out her guitar, pulled the ripcord, and bashed Zapf over the head with it.
"Ow. What did you do that for?" Zapf asked rubbing a large lump on his head.
"Because I'm right and you're wrong, okay?"
"Okay," Zapf said meekly.
"And anyways, the food's here."
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After they had their fill and Zapf replenished his reserves, they hightailed their way out of the restaurant, avoiding all of the staff there. They sat down on a park bench to catch their breath. Haruko turned to Zapf "so now how do we get our directions?"
"Why don't we just ask someone on the street? I'm sure people will help us." Zapf stood up and approached the first person he saw on the street. "Um… sir? Can you tell us how to get to –"
"Get lost kid."
Zapf walked up to someone else. "Can you help us we don't know where–"
"Fuck off."
"I dunno"
"Zakenayo!"
"I can't tell you, they're watching me."
Zapf sat down next to Haruko again and sighed. "I guess it's pointless, huh?" Haruko rolled her eyes. "So what do we do now?"
"I really don't know." Haruko sighed after a long pause of silence.
Zapf muttered under his breath, "I wonder what Krissy is doing now?"
"Huh? Whadja say? What's a Krissy?"
"Oh… nothing… I was just wondering what my friend Krissy is doing now. Here…" Zapf pulled out his wallet to show Haruko a picture of a small elfin girl with pink and purple hair sitting cross-legged on a green field with Zapf standing behind her, lifting up her pointy ears and grinning from ear to ear.
"That's cute"
"We've been friends since we were little. She went off to become a bishonen trainer. She's really cool, and I was just wondering what she is doing right now."
"And I wonder where she is, I want to meet her, she sounds awesome… do you know her number? Maybe we can call her."
Zapf sweatdropped, "um… I don't actually know her number per se."
Haruko facefell. "What about her address?"
"No, but I have a good idea." Zapf reached into his bag to pull out an envelope and a pad of paper. He took a pen from another pocket in his bag. He put the pad on his knee and started to write…
"Dear Krissy,
I hope you're having fun as a bishonen trainer. I know I am as a bishoujo trainer! I caught my first bishie on my first day out! How cool is that? Her name is Haruko, and she's got a yellow Vespa moped wich is really awesome. She kinda gets on my nerves sometimes. How many bishonen do you have? Please tell me how you're doing, ad maybe we can do something sometime soon
-Zapf
PS Haruko thinks you're cool and wants to meet you."
When he was done he folded the letter into thirds and placed it inside the envelope. After he sealed the envelope, he started to write on it,
"Krissy Maxwell
Bishonen Trainer
Somewhere"
Haruko looked over his shoulder at the address on the envelope, and bashed him over the head with her guitar.
"What was that for?"
"You can't just put that as the address and expect it to get to her!"
"A guy can dream, can't he?" just then a postal worker walked down the street. Zapf jumped off the bench and bounded towards the postal worker. "hicanyouhelpmei'mtryingtogetthistomyfriendbutIdon'tknowtheaddress-"
"Whoa, kid, slow down, let me see it" he took the letter that Zapf was holding out to him. "Hmmmmmm…. I'll do it for you, kid.
Zapf had tears in his eyes. "you will?" oh thankyouthankyouthankyou!!"
Haruko walked up to him as Zapf was thanking him "um…. Sir, do you know how to get to the nearest town?"
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After she got detailed directions, she brought Zapf to the Vespa and went off towards the town.
"Gee, that guy sure was nice"
"Whatever… anyways, what are we going to do when we get to town?"
"I guess we'll just worry about that –"Haruko looked over her shoulder to see that Zapf was no longer behind her.
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Haruko: what the hell? Where did Zapf go?!?
Zapf: *peeks his head into the room* you'll just have to wait for the next episode *runs out*
Haruko: okay… that was weird….
Well? Whadja think? Please R&R
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*WARNING* this will become a lemon… but not just yet
Note: |…| means thought
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Zapf: I really can't think of anything to say here, so I'm just going to start the fic…
Haruko: that's it? You're just going to start the fic, no humorous witticisms?
Zapf: why? Do you think you can make up something funny?
Haruko: yes I think I can *she pulls out her guitar and bashes him over the head with it, rendering unconscious* um… *she nudges the prone Zapf with her foot* I guess the intro is up to me!! Um … I can't really think of anything, so, I guess we'll just start whenever this lunkhead comes to…
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Episode 2: Lost In… Well, if we knew where we were lost in,
we wouldn't be lost would we?
"Haruko!! I think we passed the town already! Slow down!" The yellow Vespa sped down the dirt road. Zapf was yelling at Haruko to slow down as he was holding on for dear life. "Haruko!! Onegai!!" but it was useless, he couldn't get her attention. He reached forward to tap her on the shoulder, but all of a sudden she sped up and his hand slipped.
In an attempt to stay alive, he grabbed the first thing he could get his hands on, which just happened to be the satchel on the side of the seat. As he climbed back onto the seat, his hand hit upon something in the bag.
As he got into the seat behind Haruko and had enough balance, he reached into the bag to see what it was that he hit with his hand. All he could see was a large metal something and a coil of rope attached to it. He had images in his head of taking the metal thing out and bashing Haruko over the head with it. But then he had images of Haruko passing out and the moped going out of control, and both of them hitting a tree or going off a cliff or something like that. He picked up the metal thing and looked at it
"What is she doing with an anchor in her saddlebag?" Zapf thought it better that he didn't think too hard about it. He then thought what he could do with the anchor, and how he could use it to stop the damn moped and what an anchor is used for... and then he realized what he must do.
He wrapped one end of the rope around his hand and took the anchor and threw it over his shoulder. Haruko turned around as the anchor was flying in the air behind Zapf and said "Nani? Stop? Hai, Hai!!" Haruko Pulled sharply on the brakes, ad Zapf, not paying attention and not realizing that she had stopped short, flew forward, in front ode the moped. After he flew for a few seconds, he hit a brick wall. Because of the fact that the rope attached to the anchor was still tied to his hand, the anchor flew forward towards Zapf until it hit him square in the head.
Zapf woke up with a splitting headache and the revving of the moped motor wasn't helping. He looked up to see Haruko standing upside down. "Nani? why are you upside down?" Haruko turned her head. "That's better, arigato Haruko." Haruko helped him up and sat him up against a tree.
"Where does it hurt?"
"Everywhere"
Haruko gave him a look and Zapf smiled weakly.
"Here, here, and here" Zapf pointed to his leg, his stomach and his head. Haruko walked over to the moped and pulled a small box out of the saddlebag. When she brought it back to the tree she opened it and pulled out a cotton ball and used it to gingerly clean the cut on Zapf's forehead.
| She's so confusing, one second she looks like she's going to kill me, and the next second she is taking care of me and being so gentle|
"Is that better?" Zapf hadn't realized that she had cleaned and dressed both his head and arm, she was so gentle.
"Uh huh" Zapf said meekly.
"Where else does it hurt?"
Zapf Hesitated and replied, "my leg." Haruko grabbed another cotton ball and started to clean a cut on the inside of his thigh. She touched his leg so sensually, that he couldn't help getting a hard-on as much as he didn't want to give the wrong signals. Even so, she kept on cleaning and dressing his cut as if she hadn't noticed anything.
"All done." She said and stood up. Zapf also stood up with a little wince of pain. Haruko looked around, "um… so where are we?" Zapf looked around to see nothing he recognized.
"Do you think that we're close to town?"
"Er… I think we overshot the town by a little bit." Zapf held up his fingers to emphasize the word 'little'.
"So where are we then?"
Zapf turned around to look at the building with the Zapf shaped mark on it. "Why don't we just go in here and ask them for directions?" Haruko asked Zapf who was already heading towards the building. As they turned around the corner, they saw a sign that said 'okonomyaki sale!'
Zapf's eyes got wide and he started to walk faster and faster until he was running. When he got in he ran directly to the counter. Haruko ran in behind him huffing and puffing "I'll take 15 boxes of Okonomyaki, Onegai?" The clerk walked off to the back to start on Zapf's order.
Haruko tied to catch her breath "What…. About… the… directions?"
"Oh crap!!" Haruko sweatdropped. The attendant came back. Zapf turned to him "um…. Sir?"
"Only one order per person! You must go to the back of the line!"
"But I don't want to.-"
"No, no more orders, go away!!"
Zapf sulked away to a table with Haruko following him, scowling. "Why is it that you forget everything else when you have the chance to buy okonomyaki?"
Zapf shrugged
"Where'd you get the money all of it anyways?"
"Money? I don't have any money."
Haruko facefell.
"I'll just tell them to put it on my tab."
Haruko muttered "baka"
"What did you just say?"
"I didn't say anything."
"Yes you did, you called me a bake."
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
Haruko pulled out her guitar, pulled the ripcord, and bashed Zapf over the head with it.
"Ow. What did you do that for?" Zapf asked rubbing a large lump on his head.
"Because I'm right and you're wrong, okay?"
"Okay," Zapf said meekly.
"And anyways, the food's here."
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After they had their fill and Zapf replenished his reserves, they hightailed their way out of the restaurant, avoiding all of the staff there. They sat down on a park bench to catch their breath. Haruko turned to Zapf "so now how do we get our directions?"
"Why don't we just ask someone on the street? I'm sure people will help us." Zapf stood up and approached the first person he saw on the street. "Um… sir? Can you tell us how to get to –"
"Get lost kid."
Zapf walked up to someone else. "Can you help us we don't know where–"
"Fuck off."
"I dunno"
"Zakenayo!"
"I can't tell you, they're watching me."
Zapf sat down next to Haruko again and sighed. "I guess it's pointless, huh?" Haruko rolled her eyes. "So what do we do now?"
"I really don't know." Haruko sighed after a long pause of silence.
Zapf muttered under his breath, "I wonder what Krissy is doing now?"
"Huh? Whadja say? What's a Krissy?"
"Oh… nothing… I was just wondering what my friend Krissy is doing now. Here…" Zapf pulled out his wallet to show Haruko a picture of a small elfin girl with pink and purple hair sitting cross-legged on a green field with Zapf standing behind her, lifting up her pointy ears and grinning from ear to ear.
"That's cute"
"We've been friends since we were little. She went off to become a bishonen trainer. She's really cool, and I was just wondering what she is doing right now."
"And I wonder where she is, I want to meet her, she sounds awesome… do you know her number? Maybe we can call her."
Zapf sweatdropped, "um… I don't actually know her number per se."
Haruko facefell. "What about her address?"
"No, but I have a good idea." Zapf reached into his bag to pull out an envelope and a pad of paper. He took a pen from another pocket in his bag. He put the pad on his knee and started to write…
"Dear Krissy,
I hope you're having fun as a bishonen trainer. I know I am as a bishoujo trainer! I caught my first bishie on my first day out! How cool is that? Her name is Haruko, and she's got a yellow Vespa moped wich is really awesome. She kinda gets on my nerves sometimes. How many bishonen do you have? Please tell me how you're doing, ad maybe we can do something sometime soon
-Zapf
PS Haruko thinks you're cool and wants to meet you."
When he was done he folded the letter into thirds and placed it inside the envelope. After he sealed the envelope, he started to write on it,
"Krissy Maxwell
Bishonen Trainer
Somewhere"
Haruko looked over his shoulder at the address on the envelope, and bashed him over the head with her guitar.
"What was that for?"
"You can't just put that as the address and expect it to get to her!"
"A guy can dream, can't he?" just then a postal worker walked down the street. Zapf jumped off the bench and bounded towards the postal worker. "hicanyouhelpmei'mtryingtogetthistomyfriendbutIdon'tknowtheaddress-"
"Whoa, kid, slow down, let me see it" he took the letter that Zapf was holding out to him. "Hmmmmmm…. I'll do it for you, kid.
Zapf had tears in his eyes. "you will?" oh thankyouthankyouthankyou!!"
Haruko walked up to him as Zapf was thanking him "um…. Sir, do you know how to get to the nearest town?"
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After she got detailed directions, she brought Zapf to the Vespa and went off towards the town.
"Gee, that guy sure was nice"
"Whatever… anyways, what are we going to do when we get to town?"
"I guess we'll just worry about that –"Haruko looked over her shoulder to see that Zapf was no longer behind her.
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Haruko: what the hell? Where did Zapf go?!?
Zapf: *peeks his head into the room* you'll just have to wait for the next episode *runs out*
Haruko: okay… that was weird….
Well? Whadja think? Please R&R