1 Disclaimer: Like I said, I don't own anything. Don't sue me, please.
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3 Off set, Lian and Dinobot are sitting on some boxes, minding their own business when Rattrap walks by. Dinobot looks up from his book. "How now, mad spirit?" Rattrap stopped and shook his head in confusion.
"Eh, what's dat supposed to mean chopper-face?"
Lian giggled. "You're a Shakespeare fan, aren't you?"
Dinobot held up a fist. "Best you… keep that information to yourself."
Lian began to quote some Shakespeare in return. "Romeo, Romeo, where art thou Romeo?" She stood up and plucked one of her sharp tail feather knives, holding it up as she spoke. "To be or not to be? That is the question." Lian backed up to a box of props when Dinobot started to growl, but she continued anyway. "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate. Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May…"
"ENOUGH!!" He fired a laser at her, but as he did she reached into the box of props behind her and pulled out a mirror. The beam reflected off the mirror and knocked Dinobot off of the box instead. Kit heard the noise and decided she had better break up the fight. She pushed the curtain she had been standing behind back and scolded the two for fighting.
"That's enough you two! The shows about to start!"
4 Mother's Day at the Darkside Part 2 – The Rest of the Story
4.1 By Nurannoniel
On the way to the Darkside, Lian told Kit all the "famous" pranks she wanted to play on the Predicons, and how she wanted them carried out. The plans consisted of torturing Megatron through hypnosis of Inferno, or just bugging him flat out. Kit could barely walk from laughing so hard. Before long, they arrived at their destination ready for a full day of pranks. "Okay, we start with the cards, then move on to the 'mommy' prank. Then come the gifts." Lian said evilly. Kit agreed, thus another plan of the Kaos Kitty Sisters was set in motion.
Megatron was resting in his room after the terrific brunch. He had eaten until he was ready to explode. He yawned and noticed something slide under the door. He stood up and reached for it. "Probably another one of Inferno's blasted cards…" He opened it, took a quick glance, and went wide- eyed. He stomped out of the room, yelling at the Predicons to lock down the base. Terrorsaur approached Megatron.
"Why do we have to lock down the base???"
"Because the Kaos Kitty Sisters are attacking once again, yesss…" Terrorsaur's mouth dropped open. He quickly turned around and ran to find a hiding place.
As Megatron turned to find a hiding spot of his own, Kit dropped down, hanging by her feet from a hover platform. "HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!" She kissed him on the cheek, then flipped back onto the hover platform and flew away to find Lian. Megatron groaned.
"They made it inside!" He collapsed to the floor, ready to cry. But before poor Megatron could save himself though, hundreds of Mother's Day cards buried him and the approaching Inferno. A muffled "NOOOOOO!" was heard.
Inferno buried through the cards in attempt to find his "Queen." When he finally did, Megatron was sitting crossed-legged buried in the cards. He had his optics closed, and looked like he was thinking deeply. "My Queen, we must hide! Follow me!" Inferno began tunneling through the cards, but turned back when Megatron refused to follow.
"I am safer here. Now leave me, yesss."
"A you command, My Queen!" Inferno continued upwards. Unfortunately for the poor ant, the Sisters had been waiting for him. The last anyone heard of him for some time afterwards was, "No, stay back…NOOOOOO!!!"
A few megacycles later, (and a few hundred more attempts of hypnotism,) the two sisters had convinced Inferno to say "mommy" instead of "my queen." They laughed one last time as they showed the picture of Megatron, causing Inferno to again cry out "MOMMY!" Releasing him to lead the pair to the hiding Megatron, the sisters followed quickly after. It wasn't long before they arrived at the pile of cards created earlier.
Lian shrugged. "I guess he never left." Kit suddenly exclaimed that she had an idea.
"Hey Lian, whada ya say to the pyro ant cleaning up this mess?"
"What are you talking about, Kit?"
"Watch. Hey, Inferno?"
"Yes, Daddy?"
"Wha…? Whatever. Ho about torching those cards for Megatron? He'd be very happy if you got rid of them for him."
"As you wish, Daddy. Inferno, Terrorize!" He whipped out his flamethrower and began to fire on the cards. As he did, Kit and Lian decided it would be safer for them to hide from Megatron, at least until they could pull their last prank. Megatron shot out of the pile of cards like a rocket as the flames spread to where he was sitting. He landed on the ground rolling until his burning t-rex head was put out.
"What in the Pit was that for???" Megatron began to yell at Inferno, but instead of an answer he received a hug.
"Mommy." Inferno plopped down on the floor sucking his thumb, pulling Megatron's rubber duck out of who-knows-where and hugging it. Megatron stared blankly.
"They got you again, didn't they?"
Inferno nodded. "Mommy."
Megatron ran screaming form the assembly room.
He reached his room out of breath, slamming the door behind him. "Mommy?" Megatron slowly turned around. Behind him stood Inferno, still sucking his thumb and hugging the rubber duck.
(Author's note: DOES ANYONE KNOW THE ****** THING'S REAL NAME?!)
Megatron grabbed the rubber duck. "Give me that! Now, back to business… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Where there was once a wall to the left of the door, there was now a Megatron shaped hole in its place.
After a while, Megatron realized he could not shake the hypnotized ant. No matter where Megatron ran, blender-butt followed. Finally Megatron could think of no other place to run. He approached the Axalon waving a white flag. When he was let inside, he fell to the floor and begged for someone to hide him from the Kaos Kitties.
"Sorry Megatron," Optimus shrugged. "If we had any good hiding places we'd be in them."
"Please, there must be someplace…"
"Mommy!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Megatron charged through a wall, leaving another hole that looked a lot like him. Rattrap turned off the Super Nintendo game and turned around, oblivious to what just happened.
"Duck Dodgers of da 23 ½ Century games are harder to beat than ya think!"
Megatron entered his room via another hole in the wall. He tripped on a box, and then landed with a thud on the floor. He grabbed the box and ripped it open. A large, purple piece of cloth with a green front fell to the floor. Megatron touched it and turned away quickly as if it would explode. Slowly he looked at it again and picked it up. It was a dress. This time when he collapsed to the floor, he did cry. That was where Inferno found him a few minutes later.
"Get back, now!" Megatron jumped up in fear.
"What is wrong, Royalty?"
Megatron blinked in surprise. "You… You don't remember?"
"I do not know what has happened to me since I last left you in the cards, My Queen." Inferno admitted.
Megatron cheered with relief. "Go find those Kaos sisters and throw them out of the base immediately!"
Inferno bowed and left the room.
"Hey, we were just having some fun!" Kit complained as Inferno shoved her and her sister out of the base.
"The Royalty has commanded that you be escorted from the colony at once. I have done as he commanded." Inferno slammed the door.
"What a poor sport Megatron is these days, huh Kit?" Lian grumbled.
"No kidding. Maybe we can get some last laughs in at the Axalon. Should we go?"
"Yeah, sure…" Lian sighed. "But it's still way more fun to torture Preds. They react better."
The Maximals were all cowering in the corners when the Sisters arrived. "Peace! We just came to hang out!" Lian declared
"I thought you were bugging Megatron, why are you over here?" Rhinox asked as Cheetor and Rattrap pushed him out of the hiding spot.
"Barney kicked us out, as usual."
"Oh." Everyone came out of their hiding places. "Why didn't you just go home then?"
"It's too hot, and you guys have AC." Kit said.
Rattrap laughed. "Can't argue with that!"
Optimus, who still remembered the last time the two had been seeking a cooler place to stay than their lair, did argue. "He made the right decision."
Lian groaned. "Aww, you're kicking us out too?"
"Yes." Lian shrugged in return and hopped out through the hole in the wall, gliding to the ground.
"Okay. See you all later then. Oh, and Optimus?" Kit walked up to him.
"What?"
"Happy Mother's day!" Kit hugged him, and then ran out of the hole Megatron had made as well.
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3 Off set, Lian and Dinobot are sitting on some boxes, minding their own business when Rattrap walks by. Dinobot looks up from his book. "How now, mad spirit?" Rattrap stopped and shook his head in confusion.
"Eh, what's dat supposed to mean chopper-face?"
Lian giggled. "You're a Shakespeare fan, aren't you?"
Dinobot held up a fist. "Best you… keep that information to yourself."
Lian began to quote some Shakespeare in return. "Romeo, Romeo, where art thou Romeo?" She stood up and plucked one of her sharp tail feather knives, holding it up as she spoke. "To be or not to be? That is the question." Lian backed up to a box of props when Dinobot started to growl, but she continued anyway. "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate. Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May…"
"ENOUGH!!" He fired a laser at her, but as he did she reached into the box of props behind her and pulled out a mirror. The beam reflected off the mirror and knocked Dinobot off of the box instead. Kit heard the noise and decided she had better break up the fight. She pushed the curtain she had been standing behind back and scolded the two for fighting.
"That's enough you two! The shows about to start!"
4 Mother's Day at the Darkside Part 2 – The Rest of the Story
4.1 By Nurannoniel
On the way to the Darkside, Lian told Kit all the "famous" pranks she wanted to play on the Predicons, and how she wanted them carried out. The plans consisted of torturing Megatron through hypnosis of Inferno, or just bugging him flat out. Kit could barely walk from laughing so hard. Before long, they arrived at their destination ready for a full day of pranks. "Okay, we start with the cards, then move on to the 'mommy' prank. Then come the gifts." Lian said evilly. Kit agreed, thus another plan of the Kaos Kitty Sisters was set in motion.
Megatron was resting in his room after the terrific brunch. He had eaten until he was ready to explode. He yawned and noticed something slide under the door. He stood up and reached for it. "Probably another one of Inferno's blasted cards…" He opened it, took a quick glance, and went wide- eyed. He stomped out of the room, yelling at the Predicons to lock down the base. Terrorsaur approached Megatron.
"Why do we have to lock down the base???"
"Because the Kaos Kitty Sisters are attacking once again, yesss…" Terrorsaur's mouth dropped open. He quickly turned around and ran to find a hiding place.
As Megatron turned to find a hiding spot of his own, Kit dropped down, hanging by her feet from a hover platform. "HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!" She kissed him on the cheek, then flipped back onto the hover platform and flew away to find Lian. Megatron groaned.
"They made it inside!" He collapsed to the floor, ready to cry. But before poor Megatron could save himself though, hundreds of Mother's Day cards buried him and the approaching Inferno. A muffled "NOOOOOO!" was heard.
Inferno buried through the cards in attempt to find his "Queen." When he finally did, Megatron was sitting crossed-legged buried in the cards. He had his optics closed, and looked like he was thinking deeply. "My Queen, we must hide! Follow me!" Inferno began tunneling through the cards, but turned back when Megatron refused to follow.
"I am safer here. Now leave me, yesss."
"A you command, My Queen!" Inferno continued upwards. Unfortunately for the poor ant, the Sisters had been waiting for him. The last anyone heard of him for some time afterwards was, "No, stay back…NOOOOOO!!!"
A few megacycles later, (and a few hundred more attempts of hypnotism,) the two sisters had convinced Inferno to say "mommy" instead of "my queen." They laughed one last time as they showed the picture of Megatron, causing Inferno to again cry out "MOMMY!" Releasing him to lead the pair to the hiding Megatron, the sisters followed quickly after. It wasn't long before they arrived at the pile of cards created earlier.
Lian shrugged. "I guess he never left." Kit suddenly exclaimed that she had an idea.
"Hey Lian, whada ya say to the pyro ant cleaning up this mess?"
"What are you talking about, Kit?"
"Watch. Hey, Inferno?"
"Yes, Daddy?"
"Wha…? Whatever. Ho about torching those cards for Megatron? He'd be very happy if you got rid of them for him."
"As you wish, Daddy. Inferno, Terrorize!" He whipped out his flamethrower and began to fire on the cards. As he did, Kit and Lian decided it would be safer for them to hide from Megatron, at least until they could pull their last prank. Megatron shot out of the pile of cards like a rocket as the flames spread to where he was sitting. He landed on the ground rolling until his burning t-rex head was put out.
"What in the Pit was that for???" Megatron began to yell at Inferno, but instead of an answer he received a hug.
"Mommy." Inferno plopped down on the floor sucking his thumb, pulling Megatron's rubber duck out of who-knows-where and hugging it. Megatron stared blankly.
"They got you again, didn't they?"
Inferno nodded. "Mommy."
Megatron ran screaming form the assembly room.
He reached his room out of breath, slamming the door behind him. "Mommy?" Megatron slowly turned around. Behind him stood Inferno, still sucking his thumb and hugging the rubber duck.
(Author's note: DOES ANYONE KNOW THE ****** THING'S REAL NAME?!)
Megatron grabbed the rubber duck. "Give me that! Now, back to business… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Where there was once a wall to the left of the door, there was now a Megatron shaped hole in its place.
After a while, Megatron realized he could not shake the hypnotized ant. No matter where Megatron ran, blender-butt followed. Finally Megatron could think of no other place to run. He approached the Axalon waving a white flag. When he was let inside, he fell to the floor and begged for someone to hide him from the Kaos Kitties.
"Sorry Megatron," Optimus shrugged. "If we had any good hiding places we'd be in them."
"Please, there must be someplace…"
"Mommy!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Megatron charged through a wall, leaving another hole that looked a lot like him. Rattrap turned off the Super Nintendo game and turned around, oblivious to what just happened.
"Duck Dodgers of da 23 ½ Century games are harder to beat than ya think!"
Megatron entered his room via another hole in the wall. He tripped on a box, and then landed with a thud on the floor. He grabbed the box and ripped it open. A large, purple piece of cloth with a green front fell to the floor. Megatron touched it and turned away quickly as if it would explode. Slowly he looked at it again and picked it up. It was a dress. This time when he collapsed to the floor, he did cry. That was where Inferno found him a few minutes later.
"Get back, now!" Megatron jumped up in fear.
"What is wrong, Royalty?"
Megatron blinked in surprise. "You… You don't remember?"
"I do not know what has happened to me since I last left you in the cards, My Queen." Inferno admitted.
Megatron cheered with relief. "Go find those Kaos sisters and throw them out of the base immediately!"
Inferno bowed and left the room.
"Hey, we were just having some fun!" Kit complained as Inferno shoved her and her sister out of the base.
"The Royalty has commanded that you be escorted from the colony at once. I have done as he commanded." Inferno slammed the door.
"What a poor sport Megatron is these days, huh Kit?" Lian grumbled.
"No kidding. Maybe we can get some last laughs in at the Axalon. Should we go?"
"Yeah, sure…" Lian sighed. "But it's still way more fun to torture Preds. They react better."
The Maximals were all cowering in the corners when the Sisters arrived. "Peace! We just came to hang out!" Lian declared
"I thought you were bugging Megatron, why are you over here?" Rhinox asked as Cheetor and Rattrap pushed him out of the hiding spot.
"Barney kicked us out, as usual."
"Oh." Everyone came out of their hiding places. "Why didn't you just go home then?"
"It's too hot, and you guys have AC." Kit said.
Rattrap laughed. "Can't argue with that!"
Optimus, who still remembered the last time the two had been seeking a cooler place to stay than their lair, did argue. "He made the right decision."
Lian groaned. "Aww, you're kicking us out too?"
"Yes." Lian shrugged in return and hopped out through the hole in the wall, gliding to the ground.
"Okay. See you all later then. Oh, and Optimus?" Kit walked up to him.
"What?"
"Happy Mother's day!" Kit hugged him, and then ran out of the hole Megatron had made as well.