Don't you ever listen
Disclaimer: all of the characters and settings used in this charmed fan fiction are not mine, and I did not intend to infringe on any copyright laws or make any money when writing this fan fiction.
Chapter 2: Saturday AMChris woke after 2 hours of sleep; the storm had subsided by about 5am, to the rattling of the camper's door. It appeared someone was trying to get in.
Must be Wyatt Chris thought still half asleep, so slid open the camper door.
Once the door had opened Chris was greeted by a loud shout of "YOU LIED!"
"Woah, what?" Chris said veering away from the door.
"That tall blondie one lied, it don't work I tried it" Chris sighed it was the kid from yesterday. Why on earth does this kid go on at me it was Wyatt who told him whatever it is he's complaining about Chris thought massaging his head.
"So, you have to tell me how to do it properly" the kid said with a nod.
"Hang on a sec there kid, why should I tell you anything" Chris said contemptuously.
"Coz, I'll tell that policewoman over there and she'll lock you up" the child replied smiling.
"Well I'll just have to turn you into a mouse and then you won't be telling anyone anything anymore"
"No you wont Chris" came from a very menacing looking Wyatt "we're already in enough trouble without you turning this kid into a mouse"
"My names Jack, so are ya gonna tell me how to do it properly" Jack said looking from Chris to Wyatt. Wyatt lent down so he was on eye level with Jack.
"Look kid-"
"Jack"
"Jack, whatever, its against the rules you have to figure it out on your own okay" Wyatt said adding a small smile to the end of the sentence.
"Okay but you have to do one thing for me"
"Anything" Chris interjected. The child smiled broadly and said "I wana triple chocolate coated jam and cream filled donut"
"Really, you could have anything, and that's what you want" Wyatt said regarding the child in disbelief.
"Fine here you go" Chris said handing the kid over a triple coated jam and cream filled donut.
"Thanx" was the reply before the kid ran off.
"What a weird kid" Wyatt said looking in the direction that the kid had just ran.
"Not really, all kids when they're about 5 really want the stuff their mum says they cant have, and if I remember correctly, you conjured a unicorn cause mum said you couldn't go out and find one" Chris said cheekily to Wyatt.
"Ahhh, but dear brother I have to remind you, I was not the one taken on a camping trip as you were seemingly using magic irresponsibly" Wyatt said smugly.
"YOU wrote the spell"
"You cast it"
"You hid me"
"Casting spells on innocents"
"Magic in front of innocents"
"Ditto"
"Doing your homework through potions"
"Turning aunt phoebe into a rabbit whilst she was speaking at a conference for the newspaper, face it Chris you've done way more than I have to break to rules mum spouts on about" Chris sat in silence whilst Wyatt smiled triumphantly. After savouring the moment Wyatt said, "how's about we go and get some breakfast"
"Sure, lets go to Denny's and try out the new breakfast platter" Chris said as the both climbed in the camper to set off.
After ordering Chris and Wyatt were sitting waiting for their meal when Wyatt said, "Chris do you still have the spell or remember the words?"
"Yeah its on a piece of paper in my pack, why?" Chris replied.
"Well we'll have to write a reversal for it, I mean you can't hide forever" Wyatt said as the waitress brought over their food.
"I suppose, oh hang on my packs in the manor" Chris said.
"Dammit Chris, why didn't you bring it with you into the camper!" Wyatt said miffed.
"Well sorry, you could have told me to, hmm this bacon needs ketchup" and with that he conjured a ketchup bottle.
"Chris!" Wyatt yelled causing everyone in the diner to turn and look at them "err, sorry" Wyatt said blushing.
"Lets just eat our breakfast like a good little boy now Wyatt" to which Wyatt sent a glare towards Chris before taking a large bite of his breakfast. Chris smiled amazed he's gotten away with talking to his brother like that started to put lashings of ketchup on his bacon. Once everyone had gone back to their breakfasts Wyatt said "well we'll have to go back to the manor after this so you can find that spell"
"Are you sure that's a good idea Wyatt, what with mum and the aunts on the look out for me?" Chris said.
"Well it's the only way your not going to end up hiding for the rest of your life" Wyatt replied.
"Well I'd better not get caught before you've written that spell"
"Chris you mean we've written that spell as you cast it, you've got to help write it, the only problem is how to sneak you into the manor without the sisters noticing" Wyatt said looking thoughtful.
"That one's easy Wyatt, I know just the spell" Chris said " the only problem is it wears off after an hour so its gonna have to be re-cast, well maybe not if we're quick"
"What does this spell involve Chris?" Wyatt said thinking if its some invisibility thing NO-WAY I remember what happened last time he was invisible.
"Well you'll have to cast it on me, but I don't know whether you'd be up for it" Chris said avoiding answering.
"What does the spell involve?" Wyatt repeated.
"Err, well, it erm"
"Spit it out Chris"
"Well ok, but don't go all weird on me ok?"
"Sure, what is it?"
"Right, the spell means that I-turn-into-a-girl-for-an-hour" Chris finished in double-speed.
"A GIRL!" exclaimed Wyatt.
"Technically yes" Chris said cringing "but its not what you think-"
"I don't wana know Chris" Wyatt said
"Me and max came up with it-"
"OK, Really don't want to know" Wyatt said starting to turn away from Chris.
"Eww Wyatt no, so we could sneak into the girls locker rooms" Chris said.
"What ever Chris" Wyatt said looking at his brother oddly.
"Its true"
"Sure, ok"
Chris sighed "well it would get me into the manor without anyone suspecting anything" Chris said trying desperately to change the subject.
"I suppose" Wyatt said still looking at Chris oddly.
"And you said you wouldn't go all weird" Chris said looking into his food intently "besides its the only plan we got, cause I don't hear any ideas from you"
"Fine, but if it backfires your taking all the slack"
Wyatt and the new look Chris pulled up outside the Haliwell manor.
"Right, so we go in get the spell and leave, got it" Wyatt said to Chris.
"Yeah sure Wyatt" Chris replied. They then both got out of the camper and walked towards the manor. Once inside Wyatt said, "lets go upstairs" then cringing as,
"Hey Wyatt, who's your new friend?"
Wyatt and Chris looked around to see phoebe walking through from the kitchen.
"Well, this is um, Chrissy, we'll be going to my room now" Wyatt said.
"I'm phoebe, nice to meet you Chrissy" phoebe said, thinking of how much this girl reminded her of her nephew. "Why don't the both of you come and have some tea with me in the kitchen"
"Well we sure need to get on with some coursework" Wyatt said butting in. Chris looked at Wyatt 'quit acting so suspicious Wyatt, or she'll suspect something'
'That's why I want to get away from her a.s.a.p!'
'Just think how what your saying sounds to her' Chris replied smiling at phoebe.
"Sure lets have some tea, coursework can wait Wyatt" Chris said looking at Wyatt. Phoebe then led Chris and Wyatt into the kitchen and flicked on the kettle before sitting down at the counter.
"Have you known Wyatt long, because I haven't seen you around before" phoebe said.
'See this was such a bad idea now you have to make something up she's going to believe'
"We met at a swim meet, Wyatt was there to support his brother"
"Do you swim then?"
"Yes that's why I was there I was competing"
"So do you got to school with Chris or Wyatt?" phoebe said wondering how much Wyatt actually liked his brother.
'Oh yea Chris make me out to be into incest'
'Look I have to keep it close to the truth, she's an empathy she can tell if I'm lying out-right'
Wyatt let out a sigh and sat down. Phoebe and Chris regarded him for a moment. "I actually go to the private college over on the other side of town" Chris replied to phoebe.
"Oh yes, piper looked at getting the boys in over there at one time but we couldn't afford the costs" Phoebe said smiling.
"I didn't know that!" Wyatt exclaimed.
"Well it didn't hurt you not to know" phoebe said.
"Anyway me and Chrissy need to get on with some coursework now" Wyatt said starting to get up.
"Hang on your in different schools, so why would you be doing coursework Wyatt?" phoebe said suspiciously.
"Its and inter school tutor scheme actually" Chris cut in.
"Really so what do you tutor Wyatt in?" phoebe asked.
"I help him with the sciences, he asked me to come over today to read through a draft of his coursework for him" Chris said smiling. Phoebe was once again struck by how similar Chris and this girl Chrissy were, while Wyatt was miming what he was going to do to Chris once she'd left behind her back.
"Well I shouldn't keep you, I have to go drop some stuff off at p3 that your mother left behind Wyatt" phoebe said getting up.
"Bye you two" she called as she walked out of the door. Once she was out of the manor,
"TUTOR!" Wyatt yelled "I'm gonna kill you for that Chris!" chasing him around the counter.
"Wyatt I had to come up with something or she'd have you branded as liking me way too much" Chris said quickly avoiding capture. Wyatt came to a halt "but now she thinks I'm stupid, and she's gonna tell mum and I wont get any peace"
"Look on the bright side"
"What would that be?"
"Now I'm your tutor we can spend as long as we need to come up with that counter spell"
"Fine" Wyatt said through gritted teeth "but you so owe me for all this".
Authors note: Please review!!! I would like people's input on the story so far.
I also would like to apologise for the time it took for this chapter to be posted.
The telepathic conversations run along side to what's happening in the story.
Please review or I wont update.
Thanx for reading so far Amy-kate.