Jack O'Neill rolled over onto his back in the utter darkness of the place they'd landed in and felt something sharp and vaguely gun shaped under him. Groaning as he reached under himself to remove the offending object he wondered where in the universe they had ended up. Listening intently to the sounds around him he tried to determine if his team was with him or if there was any other immediate danger he couldn't see. A soft groan came from his left and he turned his head towards it.

"Teal'c? Is that you?" he whispered not knowing who or what else was listening.

"I am here Colonel O'Neill," the burly Jaffa said in a soft voice.

"Carter? Daniel?" Jack rolled up onto his knees and found the floor to be very hard and uneven, almost like a cave so he sat back down on his butt and waved his arms around trying to find either the other two members of his group or a wall.

A loud groan came from across the dark room and Jack tried to scoot his way towards the noise. "Daniel? Where are you?"

"Ugh…over here Jack. Where are we? What happened?"

"Ya know I wish I had the answers to that Daniel but right now you're guess is as good as mine. Do you know where Carter is?"

"Uh, no…"

"Carter?" he crawled closer to the sound of Daniel's voice and barked his shin on a jutting rock. "Ow! Damn it!"

"What happened Jack? Are you all right?" Daniel's voice was closer now.

"Stupid hard floor, smacked my knee."

"Huh, floor's not hard over here."

"That's because you're laying on me!" Carter's muffled voice came from roughly the same spot Daniel's had but in the dark it was hard to tell.

Daniel scrambled off Carter and found out that the floor was indeed hard as he drove a rock into his shin followed rapidly by another one into his groin. A pained, girlish squeak erupted from him and Carter tried desperately not to laugh. "S'not funny Sam," he hissed as he rolled about on the floor cupping himself and trying to remember how to breathe.

"Any idea what happened Colonel?" Carter asked as she sat up and took stock of her dark surroundings.

"Dunno, you were driving. You sure you dialed the right number?"

"Yes sir! I definitely dialed the right number."

"Colonel O'Neill I cannot find a dial home device in our present location. I am afraid we are in fact lost sir."

"Just dandy Teal'c, keep searching." Jack began rummaging through his bag looking for a light source. They hadn't planned on being on their planet long enough for it to get dark so they hadn't packed much. In fact there was very little that was usable in their current situation packed because they'd only been scheduled for a short trip to collect soil and mineral samples and then come home. Jack's hand finally wrapped around one of the emergency glow sticks they always carried and he pulled it out. "Light stick," he announced before he cracked the plastic stick to activate the chemicals in it.

The harsh green glow that emanated from the stick shed little light on their situation. They were in fact in a cave and there was not only no D.H.D. visible, there was also no stargate. "Uh, Carter? Can you explain to me why there's no stargate here? I'm pretty sure we're not home and I'd really appreciate any explanation you could give me."

Carter merely shook her head and looked baffled. When Jack looked to Daniel he got approximately the same reaction but with slightly more pain still coloring his face. Jack's head suddenly throbbed with the beginnings of an almighty headache and he rubbed his temples while grumbling something that sounded like "women drivers".