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As I'm going through all the reports of everything that has been going on in the Netherworld, Maderas (Who Flonne got the "bright" idea of appointing as my chancellor) told me something the craziest thing I ever heard.

-"Frozen?"

-"Yes" – Maderas replied- "As imposible as it seems, the Sea of Gehena just froze completely overnight, I sent a small squad of prinnies to investigate, but they came back empty handed."

-"Uhh…Is that bad?" – Flonne asked

-"Flonne, the Sea of Gehena is practically made of lava" –I answer her annoyed- "and it's also where my pudding comes from, so yes, it's really bad."

I decided to consider the advice that Laharl (if it's really him) gave me, after all, demons everywhere are always planning to take over the throne.

This whole freezing thing might be a trap, so I better stay here, but…

-"Maderas…"

-"Yes, Overlord Etna?"

-"Spread the news. I'm heading for the Sea of Gehena."

-"Understood, shall I prepare the prinnies?"

-"I'm not actually going anywhere."

-"Wha…?"

-"It's definitely a trap. While I'm there, someone will come to the castle, I just know it."

-"…Very well, I will make sure every single demon in the Netherworld "knows" you just went to the Sea of Gehena."

And so, Maderas left.

-"Etna, are you sure about this?"

-"Oh, come on Flonne, you've been here for years; you should know just how demons think."

-"Are you okay Etna?"

-"Yes, I'm fine. Why do you even ask?"

-"You seem more stressed out than usual."

"Dammit, am I that easy to read?" I think to myself. I guess I'll tell her sooner or later so…

-"I met Laharl on the day of the red moon.

-"Huh?!"

-"He wasn't the same, that's for sure."

-"Where is he now?"

-"Who knows?"

I give out a shrug and get up from the throne.

-"He told me that some demons were up to something, I'm thinking that the ones that did this are the same ones he was talking about."

-"That's why you're worried?"

-"Yeah, and I think we should be consistent with the plan, grab your staff, they could come here anytime. So let's hide for a while."

Flonne nodded.

Time to move.

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It's been a hard fight. I can't believe it, but I was so close to losing.

My consciousness is fading, but I'm glad…I managed to do this…

…

…

…

The screen reads "TAGER WIN"

-"Owww, come on Etna" – Flonne said while pouting – "that was so cheap. Crouching D - Gigantic Tager? That's not fair!"

-"Hey, you just spammed the Ice car and the D button" – I replied – "You started it."

-"Oh, IT'S ON NOW!" – Flonne said as her eyes started burning.

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AMANE WIN

-"Arrgh, she's even cheaper than Jin!"

-"Umm, Etna "she" is a "he"."

-"What?"

-"You didn't play the story mode, right?"

-"Ugh, fine I'll do it later on…"

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RACHEL WIN

-"You actually know how to combo her gimmicky move-set?!"

-"It took me months, but I managed it."

-"Damn, Flonne, so that's why I didn't see you watching that Gorillian guy's show! Even the special crossover one with the Prism Rangers!"

-"I REGRET NOTH…Wait what?"

-"And that episode won't be shown ever again."

-"I REGRET EVERYTHING!"

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BULLET WIN

-"Why did you use the Stylish layout, Etna?! That's worse than spamming!"

-"Hey, It's a pain to use front, down, front-down in succession! You know that!"

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HAKUMEN WIN

-"Ugh! Stupid counters!"

-"Hee hee, I win!"

-"Seriously, Flonne you need a better strategy than "spam the best thing the character has"."

-"You're one to talk, Etna."

-"That was just once!"

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I turned off the PlayStation Gordon gave us as a gift. The human world has some awesome games. Maybe I should try to convince the videogame companies to make ports for the Hex-box 666 the SlayStation 4 and maybe the Helltendo Waaurhg. I mean, we did open up trade routes with them, so why not?

-"Etna, are you sure that someone will come? It's pretty late."

-"Well it was just a hunch really, but I guess that's that."

That's when a prinny came running.

-"Overlord Etna! Some demons came here and are wrecking the castle up!"

I looked at Flonne and she nodded as she grabbed her staff

I guess that's our cue.

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-"Come on, let's go!" –said a Scout.

The strange group proceeded through the hallways quickly. While attacking every one they found, and were succeeding.

-"Everyone retreat to the throne room!" –Ordered Zommie.

The group diverted their attention to the Rosenqueen shop and tried to loot it, but could not open the vault.

-"Why can't you open it!?" –yelled the Scout

-"I worked at a Rosenqueen" -answered a Thief- "They take their sweet time to make the vaults near impossible to open"

She shrugged

-"Those guys could become a security company if they wanted or needed to, but I can open it if you give me some time."

-"Stop messing around you idiots…"

A man kicked the thief in the head.

-"B-BOSS!"

It was a Majin, his murderous aura filled the air.

-"You have somewhere else to be, move it."

-"Y-y-y-yes boss!"

The Thief ran off like a headless chicken.

-"The rest of you, follow me!"

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The group moved through several corridors until they crossed the gate that led to the throne room.

It was empty.

-"Damn, where did they go?" -The Scout yelled out loud.

-"Ambush!" – The Majin quickly reacted.

-"Goooo Prinnies!"

Several prinnies fell down at a great speed, but the Scout pulled out a gun and shot down most of them.

The Majin grabed one of the prinnies as it was falling and used the momentum to throw it towards the throne.

Just before it hit the throne, the prinny exploded.

Etna stylishly walked out of the smoke.

-"Overlord Etna?!"

Many of the people panicked at the sight of her.

-"So you knew we would come" –the Majin said in a matter-of-fact tone –"How'd you do that?"

-"Call it a woman's intuition" – Etna said with a smirk on her face – "So, who are you?"

-"I am Mizuchi of The Craftsmen, and we are taking you down, Overlord Etna!"

-"Pfft, "Craftsmen"? Are you kidding me? Are you gonna knit a sweater for me"

Mizuchi quickly closed in the distance in no time and was about to hit Etna with an uppercut, but she quickly retaliated with her Elder Spear.

-"HAH! This'll be so very, very fun!" –He said at the top of his lungs.

-"We'll see smartass!"

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To Be Continued!

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PREVIEW:

Etna: The Majin Mizuchi and Overlord Etna clash in a grandiose battle of epic proportions.

Etna: But what's this! It turned out Mizuchi was Laharl!

Mizuchi: AM NOT!

Etna: The other Laharl appears in the midst of this dramatic scene and reveals his true form! Prinnger Kaiser X! And devours Laharl!

Mizuchi (Not Laharl): Wait! I have a name; I can't die just like that!

Laharl (Not Prinnger Kaiser X): Wait, what the heck are you going on about?

Etna: Then Prinnger Kaiser X shoots a laser at Etna, but Maderas protected her!

Etna: Thank you Maderas, your sacrifice will not be in vain!

Maderas: What?! I just appeared on this chapter and you're killing me off?!

Etna: Next time on Superalloy Robot Pilot Etna! Episode 3: Intergalactic showdown.

Etna: Just don't throw galaxies at me, think about the people there! Think about them!

Laharl, Mizuchi and Maderas: But you don't have a Mecha!

Etna: I don't care.