Ok so here's chapter two. Thank you guys for all your reviews.
Chapter Two-Getting Her Into Bed
Emily fell asleep in a matter of minutes, sprawled over Morgan. ''God, she's out fast,'' commented Rossi.
''When you're as drunk as she is it's not a suprise,'' replied Hotch.
''Well I do not envy her when she wakes up in the morning. She is going to have one hell of a hangover,'' said Morgan as he tried to break free from Emily without waking her up.
''Oooh ya...oh my poor duck, I feel sorry for her,'' Garcia pouted as she stared at the sleeping Emily.
''We better get her to bed. She can't stay here all night,'' said JJ.
''She's right. Morgan carry her upstairs,'' Hotch instructed.
''If she was awake, she'd be so against this,'' Morgan chuckled. He carefully picked her up and carried her upstairs to her bedroom. Garcia and JJ followed him. He placed her gently down on the bed and JJ laid a blanket on her. ''Aww isn't she adorable when she's sleeping?'' Garcia smiled.
''Uh...ya, sure. Wait, is she talking in her sleep?'' said JJ. It was true. Emily had started talking in her sleep. They faintly heard her say 'ASDJ'.
''Oh God she's singing the ASDJ again,'' moaned Morgan.
''Is the ASDJ even a real thing?'' asked Garcia.
''I don't know ask Reid. On second thoughts, that's probably not wise,'' said JJ.
''What isn't?'' asked Reid who had just walked into the room.
''Is the ASDJ a real thing Reid?'' Garcia inquired.
''No, I don't think so.''
''Well it should be.''
''How about we make it something. Oh I know! The American Singing Drunk Junction!'' suggested JJ.
''OMG yes! And it's amazing how relevant it is to the whole situation!''
''Such a coincidence.'''
''Yep, it truly is. Wait, so she's singing it's fun to stay at the American Singing Drunk Junction?''
''Apparently. Wow she is wasted,'' JJ said as they turned back to stare at Emily who was still singing. Then Garcia's phone rang, waking Emily up. ''Where am I?'' she asked.
''You're at home Em. In your room,'' JJ answered.
''Why does it smell like unicorns in here? Oh wait that's Morgan. Why am I in bed? I'm not tired!''
''You're drunk Emily, you need to sleep.''
''Shut up! I don't have to sleep! I am fine. Absolutely fine,'' said Emily as she got out of bed, but then promptly fell over. JJ helped her up and said ''Still think you're fine?''
''Ok, maybe I had a LITTLE bit too much to drink.''
''Huh!'' Garcia guffawed.
''Hey watch your mouth missy! I'm not afraid to take you!''
''It's amazing, she's going through all the different types of drunks. Angry drunks, happy drunks, crazy drunk, all thet's left is sad drunk,'' said Reid.
''Don't forget slutty drunk. She was staring at your crotch,'' added Morgan.
''I still feel uncomfortable about that.''
''Oooh what's over here?'' Emily said as she began rooting through her drawers. ''Ooooh a belt. Oooh belt buckle! Shiny!''
''I think she's back to crazy drunk now,'' mentioned Garcia.
''Oooh watch, shiny, shiny. Oh what's this?'' she asked as she pulled out her gun.
''NO!'' they all shouted and ran over to take the gun off Emily.
''Aww you're no fun, I wanted to play with the shiny thing. This drawer is boring me. Next one. Ooooh underwear,'' she smiled as she began throwing her underwear out the drawer. She wasn't looking where she was throwing, and one landed in Reid's face. ''Agh! What do I do with it?'' Reid asked as he pulled it off his face with one finger while Morgan laughed.
''Just put it on the ground Reid. That's where the rest of them are ending up,'' said JJ as Emily flung more underwear behind her shoulder.
''A ha! This is the one I was looking for!'' she said as she pulled out a black, lacy pair of panties. She walked over to Reid as seductively as she could(it didn't work very well. She nearly fell). She went right up to him and whispered in his ear ''Wanna see me try them on?''
Reid gulped and said ''Uhh...I uh...no.''
''You sure? Cause I'll be wearing these, and only these,'' she said as she swung them in front of his face.
''I'm positive Emily.''
''Oh come on doctor, you know you want to,'' she whispered as she started playing with his tie.
''No Emily I don't, now can you please stop as this is making me very uncomfortable!''
''Oh, this is classic,'' Morgan laughed.
''Oh come on doctor. I'm sick, you better check me out,'' she flirted.
''You're just drunk, maybe you should try and get some sleep.''
''Ok, I'll sleep. As long as you're in the bed with me.'' Reid gulped again, and his face was the colour of a tomato by now. Morgan laughing hysterically and JJ and Garcia smirking didn't help. ''Help me,'' he mouthed to JJ who just smiled back.
Emily sat down on the bed and dragged Reid on top of her. ''See? I knew you wanted it.'' He tried to stand up straight away but she flipped them over and she pinned him down against the bed. ''Guys help!''
''Oh no way man. She wants you. You think I'm gonna get in her way?'' Morgan answered as Emily started unbuttoning Reid's shirt.
''Ok Emily stop, please stop, Emily stop, EMILY STOP!'' he whined.
''Why? You wanna do it yourself?'' Emily smirked.
''Emily can you please get off me?''
''Not a chance. Now come here hot stuff,'' she said as she leaned down to kiss him.
''Ok! I think that's enough now Em!'' said JJ as she pulled Emily off a very frightened Reid.
''You couldn't have done that sooner?'' Reid said as he got up off the bed and stayed well away from Emily.
''No, I wanted to see what she was going to do.''
''But..but..she was trying to SEDUCE ME!''
''You should have reciprocated.''
''I'm not going to take advantage of her while she's drunk!'' Emily had moved away from JJ and walked over to her mirror and was staring at her reflection, making weird faces.
''Reid. come on. We all know you like her,'' Garcia stated.
''I don't like her! Well I do, but as a friend.''
''Oh pull the other one Reid. You want her,'' said Morgan.
''This topic is irrelevant right now. I think we should try and her to fall asleep.''
''Alright, Morgan can you help me get her in to the bed?'' JJ asked.
''Sure thing JJ.'' They crept up behind Emily and grabbed her. She started screaming. ''LET GO OF ME UNICORN MAN! AND YOU TOO BLONDIE!''
''Hey Em, it's ok, it's ok, it's just us,'' JJ soothed.
''LET GO OF ME! I HAVE A RAPE WHISTLE!''
''We're not raping you Emily. We're just trying to get you to go to sleep.''
''But I don't want to sleep!'' she whined and started crying.
''Oh, there you go. Sad drunk,'' Reid commented.
''Why is life so cruel? I wanted a puppy and life gave me a seashell!''
''What is she on about now?'' asked Morgan, who was getting more scared by her every second he spent in her company.
''I mean what good is a seashell? I wanted a puppy!''
''I have no idea. Do you think she took drugs?'' asked Garcia.
''I don't think so. I've seen Emily drunk before and she always gets completely random,'' responded JJ.
''And then the time with the cupcake! Oh woe is me!''
''Ok she is completely crazy! Cupcake? The ASDJ? She needs help!'' Garcia cried.
''What did you say? ASDJ? Oooh I know that song! It's fun to stay at the A-S-D-J! It's fun to stay at the A-S-D-J!'' Emily sang.
''If she doesn't get to sleep soon that's where she'll end up,'' stated JJ as she and Morgan threw Emily onto the bed.
''It's fun to stay at the A-S-D-J! Hey! It'a fun to stay at the A-S-D-J! Young tree there's no need to feel gray! I said young tree pick your shoes off the flower! I said young tree cause you're in a new book! There's no need to be fluctuating! IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE A-S-D-J! IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE A-S-D-J!''
''Oh no! She's making up her own lyrics! This is bad guys!'' Garcia cried.
''I am so scared right now,'' Reid said.
''Hey, hey Emily' it's JJ, remember me?'' JJ said, trying to calm the singing Emily down.
''It's fun to stay at- oh I remember you. You're a bitch.'' Garcia, Morgan and Reid snickered while JJ glared at them. ''Hey listen to me Emily, we need you to stay still, ok? And stay VERY quiet. Don't make a sound. Can you do that?''
''Ok bitch. What's in it for me? Cuz I want him!'' she said, pointing at Reid.
''You can have him.''
''JJ!''
''Quiet Reid. But first you have to go to sleep for me.''
''Fine, but when I wake up, that piece of sex on legs over there is mine!''
''Ya...sure. Now can you lay your head down on the pillow and close your eyes?''
''Ok, I'll be thinking of you baby,'' Emily said as she blew a kiss to Reid and lay down. That was the last they heard from her.
''Ok, she's asleep.''
''Finally! She's not really going to get me when she wakes up, is she?'' asked a worried Reid.
''No, she'll be too hungover to remember. Why, you want her to?'' smirked Morgan.
''Waa..no, no God no.''
''Sure.''
''Ok guys, you better head off,'' said JJ.
''You not going JJ?''
''No, I think I'll stay. We have work tomorrow. There's no way she's going to be able to drive in her state. And if she wakes up I have to be there to ensure she doesn't shoot herself.''
''Or goes to Reid's apartment in the middle of the night,'' added Garcia. Reid gulped again.
''Ok JJ, we'll head off. You ok here alone?'' asked Morgan.
''Ya, ya I'll be fine. You guys go home.''
''Alright, see you JJ.''
''Ya bye Jayje,'' Garcia said as she and Morgan left.
''Uh JJ? Can you make sure she doesn't go to my apartment in the middle of the night?'' asked Reid.
''I doubt that's going to happen Reid. She'll be out for the rest of the night.''
''Oh good. Because, when, if things happen between me and Emily, I want her to willingly do it.''
''I know Spence. As soon as she's over all this, you make your move ok?''
''Ok, maybe I can help her with her recovery. I really want to get closer to her.''
''I'm sure she'd love that.''
If you haven't guessed by now Reid likes Emily. Should I develop this? Tell me what you think!