After the attack, I watched in awe on how many girls either jumped in the pool, or ran inside to wash off quickly. Levy quickly started to wipe off the rotten egg on her stomach. "Ew. He got it all over me! I think some of it got in my bellybutton…"

I sighed, twirling the green plastic gun in my hand. "They got us good. I'm guessing the reason they weren't attacking normally was because they were waiting for the eggs to spoil."

Erza walked up to them from the girl she was trying to calm down. Apparently, some of it got in her eye. "That could be so, but even so, that doesn't mean that they had to sleep so early. They're obviously up to something. Some night they're there sleeping, others they're not."

"Like they vanished?" I asked, checking the ammunition in the gun. "It could be a trick. Trying to make us think their up to something. They don't know we sneak over there?"

Levy shook her head. "No, not that we know of. They're completely oblivious to the pranks we place down at night over there."

"So then where the hell do they go?" I asked, chewing my lip. Levy sighed as she retreated inside, probably to jump into the shower once again. I wouldn't blame her, she smelt horrible. I glanced at Erza. "You're the Titania, what should we do?"

Erza shrugged. "Go assemble your army. You're the only Warrior here, you get to pick your troops."

I thought about that for a second. Erza cleared her throat, a dark aura emitted from her. I shivered. "U-Uh, Erza, would you like to join-"

"Of course! I wasn't actually planing on doing anything tonight!" She exclaimed, her face turning childish. "Finally, the camouflage I bought would be brought to good use!"

I watched the red head retreat inside. I pouted as I looked around the now abandoned yard. It was quiet, and not a girl was in sight. It was terribly depressing, how one event could do this much damage on a perfect day. I balled my fists and my teeth clenched. "Dragons…"

My grasp on the toy gun tightened until my knuckles turned white. I spun around on my heel and stormed out the gate into the front yard. The boys weren't putting up much effort hiding, they were either chilling up in their balcony or hanging out in the front yard drinking, listening to music, talking, and laughing. When I started across the girl's front yard, they all stood in the doorway or looked out the windows. Levy quickly shot out from the door and ran to her. "Lu! What are you doing? You're not thinking of going over there, are you?"

I gave her a smile as I noticed her damp hair and her short sun dress. I pushed down my anger as I patted her shoulder with my free hand and continued to charge over to the middle of the street, the official boundary of the property. They noticed me almost immediately, I was expecting that. They whistled at me as Natsu stalked over and smirked. He stood a step away. "Need something, Princess?"

My finger went towards the trigger. "The one with the piercings," I said, quickly remembering the guy who shot Levy. "I wanna talk to him."

He stared at me for a couple seconds before his smirk turned into a seductive grin. "Yo, Gajeel! Fairy Princess wishes your presence!"

A tall boy with jet black hair and red eyes walked up to us. "Ah, so this is the one who almost seduced Natsu, I must say-"

Before he could finish his sentence, I emotionlessly brought the gun up to his face and pulled the trigger. The boy's yard fell silent while the girl's erupted into gasps. Natsu just stared at us, his gaze flicking back and forth before landing on me once again. His face remained expressionless, but amusement danced in his eyes. Gajeel slowly raised his hand and wiped the liquid off. He glared at me. I raised my chin. "All I fucking wanted was a peaceful day at the pool. Is that so much?"

The two remained silent, although Natsu's lips were tugging upwards. I sighed angrily. "Oh well. I guess I'll just have to make your lives a living hell."

I shot at Gajeel one more time, causing Natsu to laugh. Expressionless, I turned the nozzle to him and shot him. He fell silent and raised his eyebrow. I turned on my heel and walked back to the girls yard where Levy was grinning. When I got to the edge of the yard, something caught my wrist. I turned around and looked at him smugly. "Yes?"

Natsu's onyx eyes bored into my brown. "You really shouldn't have done that, Princess."

I narrowed my eyes at him. "Oh really? And why not?"

"Because now I'm going to have to take you as a Fairy a little more seriously." He replied, leaning closer to her. "And I'm not the one you want to be on bad ends with."

I finally was able to wrench my wrist free. I glared at him and smiled sweetly. "I think you got it wrong here, Natsu. You don't want to be on my bad side. You see, I can drive you crazy in less than a month."

I turned at walked through the awe struck girls and stormed in the house without a second glance back.

Erza ended up picking my troops for me. Mira, Levy, Erza, a girl named Juvia, a younger girl named Wendy, and the school drunk, Cana, met in me and Levy's room later that day. It was sunset, and Erza declared we needed a plan for tonight. Mira smiled at me as she noticed how I was staring out the window, across the street. "You know, Lucy, that was really brave…but Natsu was right."

"Huh?" I asked, surprised by her response. The others nodded their agreement. "Natsu's the King Dragon, Lucy. Anything he wants, he gets."

I looked at Erza who was sitting next to me. She nodded.

"Last year, he got his hands on Mira's little sister. Let's just say things got…heated between the two. She had to transfer to another college from heartbreak."

I blinked at the redhead, trying to see if she was joking or not. She wasn't. Cana, who was drinking from her beer, smiled devilishly. "I have a plan! Natsu's obviously got the hots for Lucy here, but he's a little flamed that she's playing hard to get."

She took another swing of her beer while Levy shrugged. "So?"

"So, we have Lucy go over there and ask him on a date. Duh. She'd give him something, I don't know, anything-" She took another sip. "And boom, we hide a camera in it and see what goes on inside the Dungeon!"

Mira tapped her chin. "That's not half bad. I wanna dress her up!"

"I call hair!"

"I'll go get something, wait, what should it be?"

I knew this door a little too well. I looked at the stuffed dragon in my arms. I couldn't even notice the cameras hidden in it's eyes. It was the only color near me, since Mira believed black and white was the way to go. So it was simple, a black short skirt and a white tank top. I wore my white flats with tiny black bows at the tip, and Levy had put my hair into pigtails.

I knocked on the door quickly. I could feel their gazes on my back from the window in my room. "Backstabbers."

The door opened and a guy with spiky black hair opened it. He raised an eyebrow. "Yeah?"

"Natsu." I said, a little venom lacing out. He smiled as he left from her view in the door and the said pink haired boy entered. He smirked. "Yeah?"

I bit my tongue. This better be worth it. "I wanted to…"

I sighed. "Apologize for squirting rotten, raw, eggs at you. To show how deeply…sorry, I am, I brought you a dragon."

I quickly shoved it in his hands, annoyance plastered on my face. He chuckled. "Anything else, Princess?"

"Look, do you wanna go out somewhere?" I hissed through clenched teeth. He smirked as he gave the dragon to the black haired boy, walked over to her, and shut the door behind him. He smiled as his mouth hovered over my ear, his breath warm against my skin.

"Be careful Princess, what I want, I get. And right now, you're not looking so bad. I'm curious on how this night's going to end."