Detergent Commercial
Salesman: Are you tired of commercials telling you only what you want to hear? Well look noo further for the.
Policeman: Oh, no ya don't, ya sonova *peow*! You're the rubber and I'm the bologna!
Salesman: No wonder.
Policeman: Take 'em Downtown, Abbey!
Announcer: Abbey. Don't listen to commercials.
Policeman: Not even this one!