Title: Alarming All Walmart Customers

Author: The Moof

Fandom: Yu-Gi-Oh GX

Character/s: Zane Truesdale, Atticus Rhodes and Dr. Crowler

Word Count: 466

Rating: K+

Summary: Zane and Atticus have fun at Walmart.

Notes: Inspired by a list of things to not do at Walmart.

Disclaimer: I don't own Zane Truesdale, Atticus Rhodes or Dr. Crowler they are from Yu-Gi-Oh GX and are owned by Kazuki Takahashi. I also don't own Walmart.


Zane and Atticus were bored. More so than usual - all they knew was that they had to go to the mainland and go shopping for clothes and school supplies. And with their limited budget one of the very few places they could shop was the local Walmart. So to amuse themselves before they did their serious shopping, the boys went to housewares.

Looking back and forth, they casually walked to the aisle where the store sold the alarm clocks. After looking around to see if the coast was clear, Atticus and Zane smiled at each other evilly as they went right to work. It took them nearly a whole hour making sure they got everything set and they didn't get caught, but they got it done. Looking around one more time, the boys left the housewares department in opposite directions and continued their shopping.

An hour later the boys finished their shopping and walked to the McDonalds inside the store and ordered their food. As they waited, Zane and Atticus heard the first alarm clock go off, then a second, and soon a whole mess of others. By the time they grabbed their trays and sat down the whole store was in a loud and annoying concert of alarm clocks.

"Well I guess the Walmart staff will find this situation most… alarming." said Zane with a stifled laugh.

Atticus just looked at Zane and replied with a snicker, "It's was about time we cause a little mischief while we're out doing nothing.

As they finished up their lunch, Atticus and Zane walked out of Walmart as calmly as possible while more and more alarm clocks went off. When they were a good distance away from the building and everyone, they couldn't contain their laughter any longer as they waited for their ride to show.

"Oh, my fucking god! The looks on everyone's faces in the store was priceless!" said Atticus in a fit of uncontrollable laughter. "Wait 'til I tell Alexis; she might kill me!"

"Didn't she do the same thing to Chazz a while back?"

All Atticus could do was nod his head yes, and keep laughing. "Where did you think I came up with this idea?"

"Remind me to never get on Alexis' bad side," said Zane with a smile.

While the boys were laughing, Dr. Crowler drove up to pick them up. After they put their things in the trunk and got in, Crowler asked about their day. As Zane and Atticus told Crowler about their semi-uneventful day, Crowler then replied, "Well I'm glad you two have gotten things done rather quickly; I guess you boys have impeccable timing." Try hard as they might Atticus and Zane busted out in a rolling fit of laughter on the way back to the academy.