Yo Bella,
I wish things had been different for you when you were changed. I wish it could have been easier, that it was a choice rather than a necessary step to save your life. I know you wanted it anyway, but it's really crappy that you almost died. You know how I was changed; I was mauled by a bear and Rosalie saved my life by bringing me to Carlisle. I guess you and I have that in common now. We both just about croaked, and got changed just in time!
I have to admit, I never really thought Edward would find a girl. Course, I used to flaunt Rose in front of his face all the time, but it never fazed him. Hell, I was starting to think he might be gay! And since he can read my mind that probably explains why he was such an ass all the time.
If he had to go and pick on a human girl, I'm glad it was you. The first time he brought you to the house, when Rose got pissed and broke the crystal mixing bowl, I was a little cranky because of her chronic bitchiness. But even that day, I felt like you were my little sister.
You know, this means you've got to help me. Alice refuses to play jokes on Rose because she's afraid of retaliation. But Rosalie knows Edward will totally shit a brick if something happens to you, so you're safe!
It really is awesome to have you in the family. I feel like I've gained a sister, a friend, and a partner in crime. Plus it doesn't hurt that you gave me a niece I thought I'd never have! I love you, Bella. Welcome to the family.
~Emmett