That night, me and Hermione sat on my bed while I painted my nails.
"You're so pretty, Storm!" she gasped. Reaching out to touch my hair.
"Thanks," I said nicely, but kinda anoyed. Obviously I was pretty – it's not like I didn't own a mirror or anything! But Hermioney was only trying to be friendly. Suddenly, I felt bad. It must be difficult being as plain looking has her. To be nice to the fugly bitch, I decied to share today's gossip. "Dean Thomas totally asked me out today btw."
"No way!" she ejaculated, happy fir me. Then just as I was goin to bed, I got a text from dean Thomas and it said he was taking me out to hogsmade tomorrow. Super excited, I toseed and tuned in my sleep, I cant wait too have that fit boy allt o myself.
The next day instead of going t o boring old honeydukes which would have been insulting too many sweets make you fat duh, dean took me to the three broomsticks ans we did a bunch of firewhiksky shots and danced to mumford & Sons and dean could even play along on ukulele. Then some freaking bitch told on us that we were underrage must have been some turd from school cause I totally look 18 ill have u know im very maturer for my age so anyway we went out in the snow and made out behind the shrieking shack.
"you really are one of a kind" Dean smiled, stroking my silky hair contendedly.
Thhen we shared a joint and walked back up to the castle holding hands. It was really cold, but together we were so hot the snow practically melterd around us (see what I did ther?).
The next day I woke up earlier than usual because I wanted to curl my hair. I put on "Dancing Queen" cause I'm fabulous. My rainbow locks
now were more badass than usual and they became angle hair like with the curliness. I put on my favourite t shirt ever, it is white with the words "Fuck A Fancy Bag" on it with a pitcure of a unicorn wearing a pink cardingan, I put on my silver meticalic mini skirt and my rainbow coloured fishnets. I found my badass gold nee high boots on as well. I lined my eyes with eyeliner and swiped some gold lipstick on. Then set off for my next lesson. This was charms, and my new found love of my life Dean would not be there. i walked into te room and waited for Flitchwik to start the lesson. He looked disapproving od my unicorn clothes but I stuck two fingers up at him and carried on scratching my name into the desk. 10 mins into the lesson I was day dreaming and I was sat next to Seamus. I was dreaming that I was in a black and blue maze running down corridors dressed in all in yellow. i was being chased by these multicoloured ghosts and I was downing these white shots lying on the floor. I was abrutptly woken up from this dream by Seaman setting himslef on fire again.
"Awww shit!" I said and tried to put out the fires. The fire was burning away Semens clothes to reviel his muscular abs on his stomach.
"Awwww shit!" I said again.
"Marv Ingaye!" Cried Gatwick and the fires were put out. "That, boys and girls was a fancy display of "Latin Fires" by Mr Seamis there" Flitwink said to the class. We all lauhed at Semnus as he wiped away the smoke from his face. He noticed me looking at his abs and I looked away embararsed. Semuns turned to me
"Hey Storm, you fancy a date? As you are the most beautiful girl that ever existed."
"Sure, why not" Isaid. I knew that Dean still loved me but he wouldn't even know I was seeing Seminy as well. The class ended and I walked over to the toilets, I was desperate to pee again. As I was walking down I realised that Dean and Semuts are best friends! I'd completely forgotten all about this! I wasn't to blame really, I'd only known them for 6 years and my life was way more interesting than there's anyway. I came to the conclusion that they probalby won't tell each ither about me so I was fine to date both of them.
I ran into Hermanioe in the corrisdor an told her the goss.
"this keeps happening to u – I bet all the boys in school are totally secre\tly crushin on you! Its cause ur so dropdead seaxy!" she said all admiring
"Yeah yore probs right! I said. Hermywon was well ugly, but she was super smart. Second I nteh class under me.
"hey Storm…" she whispered timidely "do you think I could ever get a bf? Say… Ron?"
Ohmy god shes actually so hilarious I knew ther was a reason I ahang out with her. After id stopped laughing and wiped tears from my eyes, I replied.
""Nah Herms you is well ugly! Ron may be a ginger, but he's still waaaay out of your league! Girl, you gotta lower your standards. Idk tho ur nota total waste of space so maybe try nevliele or smth hes just as nerdy as u are I bet hed go down on u in the library or whatever it is nerds are into."
The next day I woke up feeling magicical as usual and began to get redy for the day. I played "Don't Stop Believing" I put on my ultra sexy rainbow dress that's proper short and put on some gold tights and some silver heels. I put on some black lipstick cos I freaking can! I Tighed my hair up into a high ponytail and walked out of my room when I bumped into Seamus standing outside my rooml.
"Da frick do you think you'e doing mate?! Ohh! Semir! I'm sorry!" I said.
"It's okay Storm! I got you these from the Forbonden Forrest!" He said and presented me with some flowers, he was covered in cuts and bruises.
"Errr ma gawd! That was so dangerous! I luve you!" I kissed him and took the flowers.
"Here, Storm. Fancy going somewhere for a bit more piracy?" Sinus took my hand and we ran out of the common room and kept running till he stopped at a broom cupboard. We both enetered it and then started snogging. Then... more than snogging. Some time later, we ended up cuddling against some brooms, content.
Suddenly, the door of the closet flew open, and standing there was… Dean!
A/N: edited coz it was too mature