If I was in TOG, and why I should NEVER be given magic

by TheIckleBoots

Because common sense, is scarce, I must come and ... mess everything up and yell a lot. Huh. Please review so I have the motivation to get off my lazy ass and make more! But seriously, REVIEW. I have self-awareness issues, and am incredibly needy!

2. Chapter 2

If I was Aelin/Celaena...

Arobynn: My, how you've grown Celaena

Me: CCCCRRREEEEEEPPPPPPPP *slaps him*

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Kingy: I killed him!

Me: Nope.

Kingy: But I diiiiiddddd

Me: Dude. You didn't kill him did you?

Kingy: I did, honestly!

Me: Uh huh.

Kingy: I would never li-

Me: Psychology. They aaallllwwwaaaayyysss say that kinda stuff

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Maeve: Ha ha! I have you in my clutches!

Me: Lady. Really?

Maeve: What?

Me: *coughs |cliche| coughs*

If I was Aedion...

Rowan: Hey Aelin, lets walk by the sea

Aelin: Sure

Me: Oh no. Ohoh. Ohoh. Ooohh. OOOOOHHHHOOOOHHHH. Oh NO. OH. Please don't, we're in the middle of preparing for a war of apocalyptic proportions!