Leo's ways to annoy teachers

by books.and.ballet

Leo got bored in math class one day and decided to make a list on how to annoy his teacher. So this is basically a self explanatory story. Please read and review.

2. Chapter 2

So it's Wednesday, and I'm actually extremely bored because this is the one day my teachers decide not to give me homework. But anyways as promised here's 20 more random annoying things to do in class while you're bored. (I'll write from Leo's POV in later chapters, I'm just to damn lazy right now)

21. Covertly chew gum in class. Extra points if you snap and crack it with out being caught.
22. When possible, eat food in class. Loud, crunchy food.
23. Go into the graphics options on the school computers, click graphics properties and click on rotation. Rotate 180 degrees. Extra points if the teacher can't find out how to get it back the way it was.
24. Put wads of chewed gum on the end of your pencil.
25. Ask to be excused to the bathroom. Even if you just came from recess lunch.
26. When the teacher asks a question, raise your hand. If the teacher calls on you, ask if you can go to the bathroom.
27. Ask if you can be excused to go to the bathroom, then take a tour arround the school.
28. Put too many staples on your paper when you staple it. Extra points if you make a good design with them.
29. Write so small on your paper that the teacher can barely read it.
30. Bring brightly colored notebook paper to write on. Examples: neon pink, purple, red, orange, green…and so on.
31. Blurt out the answers to the teachers questions.
32. When your teacher asks a question, wiggle in your seat and shout "I know, I know!"
33. When the teacher ask a question, wave your hand like a palm tree in a hurricane and say "pick me, pick me!" When the teacher finally calls on you, say "never mind".
34. Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you, look innocent and say "I was just stretching".
35. Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you say "I wasn't paying attention".
36. Make basket shots with every paper you want to throw away. Extra points if you get a basket.
37. When the teacher calls on you, tell her the longest personal story you know.
38. When the teacher says "Pay attention please" reply "how much should I pay?"
39. When the teacher calls on you, talk so softly that the teacher can barely hear you. When she tells you to speak up, pretend to be dead on your desk.
40. When the teacher calls on you say "finally"—Even if you where picked first.

Hope you liked it, I know it was short but please review. I'm running out of ideas so leave some in the comments.

Thanks.