Me- ok, this is another side story, with a bit of drunken shenanigans with an added Usopp in the mix.

Summary: Leif finds a bottle of liquor and decides to have a drink with Nami, but when Usopp enters he ends up joining them, leaving a somber Luffy and Zoro. And the liquor causes the drunken three to act more insane than Luffy.

Rating: T

Genre: Humor/ Romance

Hime-Sama no Kaizoku: side stories

One-shot 2: what type of a drunk are you?

"Nami-chan look!" Leif called out as she held up a bottle of alcohol in her right hand. She had always wondered what kind of drunk she would be so why not find out.

"You want to drink, it seems a bit unlike you; I mean you can be a bit violent most of the times, and you fight with Zoro a lot, and you even seem to have bi-polar tendencies, but drinking is definitely not you." Nami spoke as Leif glared at her.

"I know that much, but you're just as violent!" Leif snapped at the orange haired female who glared back at her.

"Let's just drink then, the first one to get drunk looses." Nami said as Leif agreed to the challenge, but once two hours were up, they were both drunk.

"Nami…" Leif slurred as Nami looked at her with tinted cheeks. "You're an idiot." Leif then busted out laughing as did her female companion. Usopp then entered to see the two drunken girls.

"Usopp…" Nami exclaimed as she staggered over to him to give him a hug.

"Usoppu, drink!" Leif called out while waving the bottle in the air.

"You guys are drunk?" Usopp questioned while Nami was rubbing up against him like a cat.

"Usopp-kun, I was so lonely, why didn't you ever call me back after that first date." Nami questioned in hysteria.

"That never happened, and that makes you the needy yet lying drunk." Usopp spoke as Leif giggled while taking another swig of liquor.

"I have no idea what to even say about you." Usopp pointed out as Leif stood up shoving the bottle in Usopp's mouth, forcing him to drink until he was in a drunken state like they were.

An hour passed and the three were completely out of it, till Zoro and Luffy came into the room to see their three crew mates drunk out of their minds. Leif was unbuttoning her shirt, saying it was too hot, Nami was snuggling next to Usopp spouting something about having his child; while Usopp looked quite agitated and ready to hit someone.

"What the hell is going on here!?" Zoro questioned as Leif stumbled over to them.

"It's so hot Zoro." Leif complained as she slipped her vest off revealing a laced bra. Zoro couldn't help but blush.

"Put some damn clothes on." He demanded as Leif merely giggled before stumbling over to Nami whom was yelling at the brunette to get away.

"Zoro, what the hell is wrong with anyone?" Luffy questioned as Zoro face palmed.

"They're all drunk; I shouldn't be surprised by you anymore, not even a reaction from seeing Leif without a shirt." Zoro spoke as Luffy seemed to have just realized that fact.

"Why is she half naked!?" Luffy questioned as Zoro punched him on the head.

"Idiot, she just took her clothes off in front of us, pay more attention." The swordsman said as Leif looked about ready to remove her jean shorts as well.

"Leif, stop!" Luffy called out as he grabbed her hands while she tried to remove her pants.

"But it's so hot!" Leif yelled as she swung her fist at Luffy, almost knocking him out in the process.

"You almost killed me!" Luffy snapped at her as Leif began to tear up, and went to her emo corner.

"Luffy hates me, I rather just die." Leif cried as she sat in her corner in depression.

"I don't hate you." Luffy stated as Leif turned around, and hugged him.

"Let go of me!" Luffy yelled as Leif smiled into his chest.

"I don't think she's listening," Zoro spoke as Leif looked at him for a second before laughing. "What's wrong with you now?"

"Zoro looks like a marimo; do they taste good." Leif pondered as she continued to snuggle against Luffy whom was trying to pry her off.

"A marimo, what the hell you damned princess!" Zoro cursed as Leif let go of Luffy and walked up to Zoro, licking her lips as she did.

"a marimo, a marimo, a talking one at that." Leif slurred as she motioned the drunken Nami over, thus releasing Usopp.

"Why doesn't anyone want me to eat the marimo?" Usopp snapped as he flipped a table in anger.

"The angry drunk." Zoro pointed out as Leif went up to him and bit his ear making him yelp in pain.

"The marimo doesn't taste good, Nami." Leif complained as Zoro glared at the brunette while holding his ear that was throbbing.

"Who needs a marimo, I need Usopp-San." Nami spoke as she cuddled next to him again while he was flipping tables and chairs.

"But… Nami, its marimo, a marimo-desu." Leif cried as Zoro held Leif where she was so that he can put her top back on.

"Stay still now." Zoro commanded as Leif looked toward him with watery eyes.

"Zoroooo, it's hotttt, I don't want my vest back on." Whined an unwilling Leif.

"I don't care what you want, you bit my ear," Zoro murmured as Luffy began to laugh. "What's so funny, Luffy?"

"My crew, they are the best." Luffy laughed as Leif got away from Zoro, thus stumbling into Luffy whom she smiled up at.

"Leif?" Luffy questioned as she went on her tiptoes and kissed his lips, making his eyes widen from shock.

"What the hell?" was all Zoro could manage after witnessing such a display of affection. Leif then released him with a smile as she fell down, falling to sleep.

"One down two more to go." Zoro said as he tried to pull Nami away from Usopp, she was next.

"I don't want to go to sleep, Zoru." Nami cried as she snuggled against his chest making him feel uncomfortable.

"Zoru, just forget it, Luffy you gonna help or just stand there." Zoro called over as Luffy finally woke up from his shock, going over to help Zoro, but by putting Usopp to sleep instead.

Luffy used his powers to swing his arm to capture Usopp and get him to bed, but he swung it to hard and ended up getting Usopp a nasty bump on his head. Usopp did however fall asleep.

"Luffy, that could of killed him!" Zoro called out as Nami began to feel dizzy before fainting in Zoro's arms.

"Sorry Zoro, but at least Nami's asleep too." Luffy replied.

"I'm not even gonna worry about it, just get this one to sleep; we will worry about it in the morning." Zoro spoke as the last one was down for the count. Luffy then decided to move Leif over toward Nami and Usopp; where it was more comfortable. He picked her up bridal style and walked in there general direction.

"Luffy…" Leif murmured in her sleep, and for the first time, Luffy blushed. Once he arrived toward the area where Nami and Usopp were, he flung Leif down from embarrassment.

"Luffy, what the hell is wrong with you now?" Zoro questioned as Luffy shook his head.

A few hours past and the two decided to go to sleep, but once mourning arrived. The three woke up, but did not feel that great.

"God, what happened last night?" Leif questioned while holding her head.

"You're the one who had us drink." Nami answered while trying to keep her voice low.

"What the hell were you thinking anyway, getting me drunk with you?" Usopp questioned.

"We invited you to drink, when was this?" Nami questioned.

"You guys must have been drunk out of your minds." Usopp said as Leif took in her surroundings.

"Hey Zoro, where did Luffy go?" Leif questioned.

"Already looking for your love." Nami teased as Leif glared at her.

"It's not like that; I just didn't see him this morning." Leif admitted.

"He's probably off somewhere eating or something." Zoro spoke as he glared at the girl in question.

"Why are you glaring at me?" Leif questioned him.

"No reason." Zoro denied as Luffy finally walked into the room and over to Leif.

"Speak of the devil and he shall appear." Usopp commented.

"Luffy, I was looking for you." Leif spoke as Luffy kneeled down to her level and without a word kissed her.

"Kisses in the morning, you guys sure are heated." Nami teased as Usopp whistled.

"Why'd you kiss me?" Leif questioned as Luffy stood up, sticking his tongue out at her.

"Revenge for doing that last night, you idiot, it didn't even taste like meat." Luffy spoke as he ran off.

"You guys were wild last night, but Leif, you were possibly around Luffy's level or higher. " Zo9ro laughed as Usopp looked at Zoro.

"What kind of drunk was I?" Usopp questioned.

"An angry drunk, while Nami was the needy one, and Leif, we will just call it the insane drunk." Zoro laughed as Leif glared at the swordsman.

"Not funny!"

End of one-shot 2

Me- ok, this is one-shot 2, and remember that this side story is not a part of the story going on now, so any relationship scenes, or moments, aren't real and should not count as such, it was just for side story purposes, but I hope that this one was to your liking, Keep reading and make sure you review.