Saving sSundee pt 2 (Derpfish)

Oh freaking End, the previous chap is the largest I've EVER done, much less in 3 days cuz' I was on vacay in spring break! I went Scuba! Paradoxical, cuz here I'm an Ender. lul. Also, I think I'm half-def in one ear now. Lesson: ALWAYS EQUALIZE! Ow, I hurt my ear more…

Hero- Calm Down! How many fingers am I holding up! *Raises hand*

Xena- I'm deaf, not blind, and never give me that 'finger' again...

The thing about teleportation, is that it's a force, so it can be counterbalanced by Obsidian, the exact material I'm stuck in. That maniac is actually clever, but my point is, I can't teleport, just the side-effects of Obsidian and how the Nether Portal works. "What are you talking about, Nether Portals and Obsidian," Derp sSundee barged in, "Your not a good friend, not telling me. And BTW, EnderBrine is kinda Petifile" I leaned against the bars and continued talking to Missy, while Herobrine tried to melt the Iron with a small blue-hot fireball levitating inches, er, centimeters off his hand. American systems are silly. Missy spoke up, "Where can we park? By the sounds of things, you're in your- *CRASH* AYE, HOUSE?" I looked around for a place the Tardis will not be destroyed be a bipolar, derpy, murderer and insane maniac.

By the time this chapter was started, a fire spread to half of the living room. "Um, ya, the living room is fine, just turn on the fireproofing." I replied, wondering how Missy's doing. Then the sound of a sharp metal screaming filled the room, but it sounded hopeful.

Missy's POV

I was running very fast, and Eleven was running in hot pursuit. EX-TERM-EYE-NATE! A dalek was wheeling towards us, firing lasers from the whisk-thing. Seriously, They would make great Cake bakers- or plummers with the sink plungers. I was just thinking about cake when my cell phone rung. Xena. Shoot. I picked up the phone and the Ender explained something about a cake baker and derp, and herobrine, and… Something else, but I was dodging lasers, so I missed that. All I know is Me and Eleven need to visit. I'm a Time Lady and My only relation to him is that I'm his companion, and we have the exact clothing choices. (fez, Bowtie, Brown hair, I have brown eyes, but you would swear I was cosplaying him) I hung up and dealt with the Dalek. "So, what do you suppose we do, the TARDIS is behind it." Eleven asked. Xena is my older sister in a way, so we share some insanity. I leaped on the Dalek's back, as it did a 360 no scope. I killed it. "Okay, let's go." I said, running into the TARDIS.

Xena's POV

EEEEEEEEEEIIIIOOOOOOOO- EEEEEEEIIIIIIOOOOOO- EEEEEEIIIIIIOOOOOO!

As you can tell, I don't do onatopia pee's (Onamorty pikas? onomatopoeias? Utapokemons?) very well when it comes to the Time and Relative Dimension in Space. Two Time Lords stepped out. One was charismatic, with wibbly-wobbly brown hair, and dark green eyes, the other had long, straight, chocolate hair, and steely grey eyes. They both wore a cherry red Fezno and purple bowtie. The girl was my sister, Missy, and the other is obviously Eleventh Doctor.

"Ah-lo! I'm the Doctor, this is Missy, my companion. Some fangirl said that some other Missie is the Master, but that's not possible, he's dead." Eleven rambled on, flaying his hands around. Derp sSundee looked at Doctor, and lunged. sSundee missed, and went head first into the TARDIS, who shut her doors in his stupid face.I think He's unconscious. I was grateful that they came, but stuck in a 3 by 3 cage, you'd get a neck cramp. "Hello? An Ender and a daemon is still stuck here?" I called out. Missy pulled out an ice blue Sonic Screwdriver, but with the claw that Eleven has. The cage unlocked, and so did Hero's. "Thanks, sis." I thanked. Doctor soniced Derp, looking for anything wrong.

Bew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew. When the sonic reached Derp's derpy eyes, the pitch raised an octave. (I'd do that, but sound effects were bad enough.) "Oh dear, it appears there's a kind of creature in this person! You said side effects were insanity and obsession over.. Cake? " Doctor was worried, but he could not hide the excitement for something new. I nodded while Herobrine crawled out of his cage. "Now let's see, this was oculin-festation, so the native species had large eyes, aand then that's quad-pedal. Oh! A name now? What's. . . Equestria? They hid in a muffin until digestion, and hid below the eyes until a bright light, hence the sunglasses. . ." I knew the place at equestria.

MLP.

Shoot.

"It's Derpy Whooves, wife of Doctor Whooves, that dimension's version of you, Doctor," I blurt out. "She delivers mail, and loves Muffins. I think one of them had a parasite she delivered to sSundee in another FanFiction."

Complete silence, besides sSundee's moaning. "Oh, no, it's not mine, some other FanBoy, a brony." I explained. A collective matter of understanding followed. After a few more tests on Derp's unconscious body, and Briney's explanation, they came to conclusion a conclusion that to return hum to 'Normal' sSunday. "Ah, so I suppose if I were to somehow fill his body with excess Adrenaline, Dopamine, or Teenage hormones, the parasite will be suppressed." Eleven concluded. Herobrine stepped in, "How are we going to do that? He's not a Teen, at least I hope not, so the latter is out. I've seen him scared at the sight of me, but that's more of confused. He thinks I'm ugly. And I don't see much of Dopamine, he doesn't seem that happy." I thought of a stupid idea, that if unsuccessful, will kill us all. "What if we make him high?" I wondered. Again, I got confuzzled looks from everyone, even Missy. "That could work," Chin Boy replied, rubbing his long chin. "But I would think It to be best if it's not by drugs or anything." I nodded and punched in a number. Someone answered, just who I wanted. "Do-Doo-Dooo! Mudkip residence here!" I turned my head at a new sound, sSundee is waking up! "Shaddup and get your fishy butt over here!" I wailed. Then he awoke. "It's Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" The scratchy voice whispered.

Five awkward minutes later…

Again with the Cages! Missy and Eleven are in wood cages. It rly suks bd. Derp was choking on his spit after laughing too hard. "Bah, it had to be wood." Doctor muttered. Herobrine could probably burn the cage, but Derp has powers, and we don't know what's next. Knock! Knock! Knock! the door thumped, followed by a "Do-Doo-Doo!" sSundee cocked his head and went for the door. "Oh, Boy! Pizza's here! Alright, I lied I ordered cake." he crackled. when he opened the door everything froze. The flame in Hero's hand stood still, the rattling of Missy's cage stopped reverberating. The only thing that mattered was the Derp and the Fish. "H-Hey. Did you, um, need anything?" Quinton asked. "I was, expecting something, but you're . . . Amazing. Amazing little fish" The voice became soft. Husky didn't mind, but his orange cheeks flushed crimson, beady . "BTW, did you bring cake? Heh, never mind." sSundee inquired. he gave a weak smile. The world seemed to start moving again, and Derp's eyes grew dark, the shadows were more prominent. His head snapped towards Herobrine sitting on the couch, watching for any mistakes Derp sSundee made, Derp growled "Playtime. It's all Ogre." Then he passed out in Husky's arms. "sSundee? What's happening?" Husky called out.

The Doctor ran over to sSundee and trapped something in a jar. He held in in the light, it looked like a red rubbery silverfish with luminescent green solarisis, grey iris, and no pupils. "Ah, there we go! I actually met one ah these while having a Queen of England as a companion for a while. Virgin Queen? Doctor you sly dog. . ." Eleven would have continued rambling, but that would make this fan-fiction far too long, most likely leading to another sequel "I'll go put this in the Tardis, He'll make good friends with a CyberMite I caught when Stormageddon was a baby." He turned and strutted into the Tardis. I hugged Missy, "Thanks for coming, while you're here, wanna have something to eat?" I inquired. She nodded and I walked across the ashes of what's left of the carpet. I fixed some Fish sticks and custard, and hid a bar of dark chocolate inside. Just a mere prank, she will not eat dark chocolate. "Here ya go, fish fingers and custard." I handed over the bowl. And ate some leftover sSundee cake, who was laid on the couch until awoke from sleep. She pulled out a stick, blobs of yellow yum yum. Missy bit into the stick and saw the chocolate. She unleashed a roar of an uproar.

"XEEEEEEEENNNNNNAAAAAA!1!" I only shrugged, "Sorry, I forgot you're allergic to chocolate." She made another ugg sound, which awoke sSundee, clean and healthy. His now-normal eyes beamed at doctor who. "Thanks for everything, unfortunately, I remembered every part. I regret ever finding Klub Ice…" He stopped and turned to me, his rich voice hushed to a whisper. "Umm, how did you know about sSunkipz?" I brightened my violet eyes. "Oh, DerpFish, It's a fangirl thing, lotz of doods know about it. Me, I prefer Merome." I gladly answered. Finally he turned to Herobrine and whispered something to him. Herobrine was restraining the urge to slap him with flaming fists.

The End of saving sSundee!

Finally over with this part. I needed to work on HoSR, so I can continue Portal Pursuit, sequaling with TC. Oh gosh. Umm, that was Missy in her fullness. Speaking of Missy, she's making a DW and FnaF (Which she's only seen with U-tube, don't flame anything on that part) crossover. PLZ CHECK IT OUT! XP srsly it's good! Lastly, I thought of something amazing WitherMU at Klub Icee with Budder Freddy!

Have a good day,

Ender Out!

*Vlurple*