"A word to the wise ain't neccesary, it's the stupid that need the advice!"

I blinked my eyes groggily as my starry ceiling came into my field of vision.

Yes I have those 'glow in the dark' stars on my ceiling. So?

Know that feeling when you feel as if a thousand road rollers have rolled over your head?

Yeah. Multiply that by another hudred.

Then I remembered the reason for the rolling of road rollers over my head.

Edmund Pevensie.

I still don't believe him, but since he has that sword, I'll humor him.

I sat up and touched my forehead gingerly.

"You're awake." I turned to the speaker of the voice. Yup, its Mr I'm King-Of-Narnia.

Bloody Idiot.

I scowled at him.

"Are you alright?" he asked.

"Just dandy."I snap. He rolls his eyes.

After five minutes of silence I ask "How did you get here?"

"Well, its a kind of a blur, one moment I was strolling in the garden because I had eaten too much during lunch, then I fell into some kind of a pit and then Bam! I was in your bathroom." He said.

I nodded.

"Do you know which year this is?" I asked. He shrugs.

"2013." and he stared at my room in awe.

"Come on. I'll show you around." I told him and got out of bed.

He nodded and started to come out but one shout of "Wait" from me and he sat down again looking at me with confusion.

"You need to change. You can't go around looking like that!" I said.

"Why what's wrong with this?" he gestured to his clothes.

"You look like an 80 year-old red walking buffoon from before the Elizabethan times" I said and he scowled at me. I smile back at him and skip to my brother's room to give him something suitable to wear and he followed grumbling like the 80 year- old buffoon he is.

Once he changes into jeans and a t-shirt, he looks normal, like people from this time and not like the bratty Narnian king he is.

"Hey!"

Oops! Did I just say that out loud?

"Yes"

"Good for you"

"- Okay and that's a car" currently I was giving him a tour of stuff in our world.

"I know what a car is" he said.

"And that's a library." I ignored him." Let's go inside" I said and pulled him inside before he could say anything.

"Hello Mrs. M" I greeted the librarian.

"Hello dear, who's this? And what is this I hear about stomach bugs?" she asked me with a twinkle in her eye.

" Mrs. M, this is Edmund, my friend and Edmund this is Mrs. Morgan, the best librarian in the world." I said and Mrs. Morgan chuckled, shaking her head.

"Friend or boyfriend?" Mrs. Morgan asked slyly.

"Mrs. Morgan!" I exclaimed, blushing as the old lady chuckled. I looked at Edmund who was laughing along with her.

"No Ma'am, she's just my friend, besides she can't be my girlfriend, I need someone high class and I seem to have found my match" and he went on his knees in front of her.

"Would you do me the honors of being my girlfriend? Let's forget everybody and run off" he said to her.

By now, everybody was staring at us. I stifled a smile.

Mrs. Morgan chuckled and pretended to blush.

"Yes let's run off to Africa and live in the jungles and live with the oompa loompas." She said with mock-seriousness.

"Ok, I'll book the tickets with the Unicorn For Rent company, let's leave at dawn" Edmund was now standing. he kissed her cheek and hugged her as he spoke, then pretended to wipe her tears, then took my phone, pretending to book two tickets.

"Hello?"

"Unicorns For Hire?

"Yes I want two tickets to Loompa land"

"A big unicorn, we want to fit two people, we're eloping"

"What color unicorn do you want?" He whisper-yelled to Mrs. Morgan, who whisper-yelled back "Purple"

"The cost is….. oh its cheap" then he covered the mouthpiece and whisper-yelled, "Four hundred candies only" and Mrs. Morgan pretended to be horrified at the horrendous amount of mon- i mean candies it was going to cost.

"Yes, I'll come and collect them tomorrow. We're eloping" He hung up and turned to Mrs. Morgan and grinned. A very cute smile he has, 'SHUT UP stupid brain'.

"We're eloping to Africa on unicorns" He yelled.

The whole library laughed and he winked at me. After Mrs. Morgan settled everyone down, some people even congratulating her on her elope to Africa, she came back.

"Ok, Mrs. M, We'll be going, I'll come visit you later and did you find that book I asked you for?" I asked her.

"No dear, it's still with the person who's issued it, they re-issued it" and then we both chorused "Ah! Bloody Idiot" together, then as we walked out Edmund yelled loudly,

"Bye Mrs. M, I'll come at dawn on that purple unicorn and whisk you away to Africa."

So that the whole library heard him.

We waved to her to and exited.

"Next stop: STARBUCKS"

We were on our way to starbucks and I was in the middle of explaining to him, what it was. I was talking animatedly and not looking where I was going.

I walked straight into a Pole and fell on my butt.

Ouch! It hurt a lot. I'm pretty sure I must have bruised.

I looked up and saw Edmund laughing at me. I glared up at him and he smirked at me.

Why that cheeky little…..

A hand came into my field of vision and guess whose hand it was. Damn right – Mr. Cute Bratty King.

Cute the cute part from Mr. Cute Bratty King.

I ignored it and got up and brushed unimaginary specks of dust off my clothes and walked or more like marched to Starbucks. Luckily I didn't run into anything since I was looking forward and it was nearby.

I walked in and sat down on an empty table for two because there wasn't any for one.

He sat down in front of me and I ignored him by pulling out my iPod and playing games on it.

Five minutes later, I heard some giggling and saw the waitress flirting with Edmund and it looked like he had said something funny because she started giggling all over again, she ran her hand down his arm and smiled flirtatiously.

I glared down at my menu and decided what I wanted

Poor menu had to bear my death glare.

I cleared my throat and the waitress looked at me as if she had forgotten I was there.

"Hello, how may I help you?" she asked me and smiled stiffly.

"I'll have a caramel mocha and a blueberry muffin and ummm….. make that two"I said. She nodded and left after sending a wink in Edmund's direction and a not-so-subtle scowl my way and swung her hips way more than necessary.

I returned to the game and was so absorbed into it that I didn't even notice Edmund's absence

I heard a commotion and looked up to see a group formed and people yelling "Fight! Fight!" . I couldn't see anything, so I turned to look at Edmund, but found the chair empty.

I stood up and looked around.

Shit!

'Please don't have gotten lost' I thought to myself as I scanned the area.

As I walked towards the crowd, I just hoped and prayed with all my might that he wasn't there or that something bad had not happened to him….

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