Cloud: Hey! I want my motorcycle!

Voice: Okay okay!

Me: Thanks Heir to the World for being my first reveiwer!

Cloud grumbled something about loud Nobodies being idoits as he raced through the highway in a limo. Where the heck was his motorcycle! Cloud's eyes narrowed as he heard Axel shout, "Saix! I'm going to throw a cat at you!"

He heard the reply, "A cat? YOU HAVE XEMNAS'S CAT!" Saix roared.

"No, I said 'cat' not Descusting-Yet-So-Fuzzy-And-Cute'" Axel said, mocking Saix at the same time.

"Why you!"

"Enough! If you're going to ride in my limo, you'd better calm down!" Cloud dhouted above the yelling.

"I'll turn you into a frog!" Vexen yelled, holding up a tube.

Cloud picked up his weapon and stabbed it into the back seat, narrowly missing Vexen. "It's best you don't tell your enemy what you're about to do." he warned.

"That sword! Hey! Aren't you that Cloud guy?" Vexen demanded, the rest of the Organization poking their heads up from whatever they were doing.

"Its no concern of yours. And now if you will excuse me, I'm going to take a little ride."

Axel growled as he grabbed Roxas and said, "Where's that cat at!"

"I'm not letting you have Mr. Whiskers!" Roxas cried.

Axel looked up him, confused, "Who the hell is Mr. Whiskers?"

"Xemnas's cat."

"Oh."

"HEy guys...guys..." Demyx said. :"W-we kinda don't have a driver anymore!"

"What do you-" everyone asked and then saw Cloud jumping off onto a motorcycle. "Holy shit!" Vexen cried as his potion spilled on him and he became a frog. Axel hrried up front to the controls and slammed on the brakes, causing everyone to fly foward, poor Saix went out the window.

Me: When have we ever cared for him?

Voice: How should I know?

Me: Why'd you make Cloud leave?

Voice: Dause

Me: what about the hooded guy?

Voice: I'm getting there!

Axel, instead of hitting the windshield, was flung into a dark portal and landed in a dressing room in Hollywood. None of the others were around, but as he looked around, he saw flames ont he walls and everything. "Wow! It's like a dream come true!" he cried.

"Axel, babie! You're late for your next act!" came a crazy sounding guy.

Axel spun around with a creeped-out look on his face, "Are you gay!" he demanded.

"No, now quit fooling around and get out here!"

"Are you sure? You sound gay!"

"Do you want your million bucks a minute or what?"

"Million buxk a minute! Alright! I'll take the job! Where's my script?"

"Rigth here."

Axel excepted the script and looked at it:

Burn the cat

Roast the dog

Kill Demyx

Torch Larexen

Burn down your mother's house

"hey this is my to-do list!" Axel growled.

"Percisly!"

Axel: Burn burn burn!

Me: backs away

Cloud: You're creepy, and I don't like creepy people.