Chapter 2:
Erik landed inside the Wolf habitat. He was hoping that she wouldn't get the message wrong like Darla did the last time he did something like this for Maurice. He saw Naomi sitting on the couch watching T.V. She didn't noticed Erik inside, so he walked in front of her.
Kyle was hiding behind a rock to see if everything would work. If it didn't then he would leap right into action and save the day. He saw Erik approach Naomi and started to get nervous. What if this doesn't work out? He thought.
"Hey there!" Erik said getting the female wolfs attention, "I have a friend who's in to you. And he was wondering if you would go out with him?"
Naomi looked at Erik strangely. "Mono to shi te iru riyū wa kairujishin wo daiben suru ka？ (And who are you and why does Kyle not speak for himself?)" She said in Japanese.
Erik looked at Naomi in confusion. "What?" Erik said.
Then Kyle realized what she said. Kyle then jumped out from behind the rock and approached the wolf. "Watashi wa nani wo i~tsu te iru shi~tsu te iru. Watashi ga nihongo wo hanasu！ (I know what you're saying. I speak Japanese to!)" Kyle said in perfect Japanese.
"Anata ga nihongo wo hanasu koto ga deki masu？ Doko de manabu ka？ (You can speak Japanese? Where did you learn?)" Naomi said shocked.
"You speak Japanese?" Erik said confused.
"Yeah," Kyle said, "Owning Noobs Inc. was a global company. I picked up a few things."
"So," Erik said, "Can you speak Russian?"
"A little," Kyle replied, "I can say m name, count to ten and asked where's the bathroom."
"So," Naomi said, "You want to go out on a date with me?"
"Yeah," Kyle said flirtatiously, "So how about you and I go out and paint the zoo red? What do you say?"
"Come on Kyle," Erik said, "That line isn't gonna work."
"Okay." Naomi said bluntly.
"What?" Erik and Kyle said in unison.
"Okay." Naomi repeated.
"That worked?" Kyle said.
"Not really," Naomi said, "but if you really want to go out with me, why the heck not?"
"YES!" Kyle said excited jumping up and down.
"Good," Naomi said, "See you at 7:00." Then Naomi walked into Kyle's room he was sharing with Naomi.
"That's great," Erik said, "but where are you gonna take her?"
"Oh," Kyle said then stopped jumping, "I have no clue."
"So where do who do we ask?"
"Let's ask Raymond!"
"Raymond isn't here remember?"
"Why don't we call him?"
Erik gave him a confused look. "Why? It's never a good idea to call someone in combat."
"Trust me." Then Kyle grabbed a phone from inside his habitat, which is hidden under a rock for pizza and stuff, and dialed Raymond's phone. When Raymond picked up, they heard shouting and air guns firing.
"THIS BETTER BE LIFE OR DEATH!" Raymond shouted on his phone, and then they heard him firing.
"I have a date," Kyle said, "And we need some advice to take her somewhere."
"YOU CALLED ME FOR DATING ADVICE!?" Raymond said.
"Yes, so help me." Kyle said.
"Hold on!" Raymond yelled. Then they heard a grenade go off and heard a voice charge at Raymond. Then, they heard fighting sounds, then someone getting stabbed.
"Alright," Raymond said on the phone, "What you do is-OWW! I'M HIT!" Then, they heard an explosion, then a dial tone. Erik and Kyle stood in silence for a while.
Then Erik broke the silence. "He'll be fine." He said.
"Great," Kyle said, "Now where do I go for advice?"
"Someone who has a good idea for dates." Erik said rubbing his chin.
"Someone who's a girl." Kyle replied.
"Someone who has a boyfriend."
"Someone…. who we know very well and would help us with anything." Kyle said thinking.
Then Kyle and Erik looked at each other. "You know who I'm thinking of?" Erik said.
"Yeah," Kyle said smiling."
"Marlene." Erik said.
"Pinky the Flamingo." Kyle said at the same time with Erik.
"Who? We don't know who that is." Erik said.
Kyle starred at Erik for a while. "Marlene." Kyle said. Then the bat and Wolf ran to the Otter Habitat.
Marlene was sitting on at her table, drinking a cup of tea when she heard a knock on the wall.
"Marlene," Erik said, "its Erik and Kyle."
"Come in." Marlene said. Then the two animals walked in.
"Thanks for knocking," Marlene said, "At least you didn't barge in like everyone else."
"Your welcome," Kyle said, "Now I need your help."
"What is it Kyle? You know I'll help you guys with anything." Marlene said.
"Told you Erik." Kyle said.
"What?" Marlene said confused.
"Never mind," Kyle said, "I have a date with the new wolf, and I want to treat her to a fancy dinner. But she's Japanese. I need some help."
Then Marlene began thinking. She was an Asian Otter, so she knew some things about Asian culture from her Grandmother.
"Alright," Marlene said, "What you do is, a big moonlight dinner with some romantic music in the background, then you treat her to some sushi and it spells her name 'Naomi'."
"What is up with that idea Marlene?" Erik said.
"What," Marlene said, "If Kyle does that, then he can't lose. Besides, it's romantic."
"Perfect!" Kyle said. "Now…do any of you know how to use Chop sticks and we need someone to serve us food."
"Well," Marlene said, "I can convince Skipper to help serve food, but the chop sticks, I don't know."
"How about Rico," Erik asked, "He can cut Sushi, and if he can do that, I think he can use Chop Sticks."
"Great idea!" Kyle said. Then Ran off to the Penguin H.Q.
In the H.Q, Skipper was watching T.V. with Private about cops and stuff, and Kowalski was at his workbench writing stuff on his clipboard, and Rico was eating a fish. Kyle then barged in, disturbing the penguins. "JUMBO SHRIMP! Say something next time Mar—oh. It's you Kyle." Skipper said.
"Yeah," Kyle said, "Can I see Rico?"
"Sure," Skipper said, "Rico!" Then Rico walked up to Kyle.
"You can eat with Chop sticks. Right?" Kyle asked the maniac penguin.
"Yeah?" Rico grunted confused.
"Good! I need you to teach me for a date." Kyle said.
"I don't think he could," Kowalski said, "We have no fingers."
"I could." Rico said. Then Rico dragged Kyle to the table and handed him two chopsticks. Rico then started mumbling stuff to Kyle, but Kyle could understand him perfectly.
"A date?" Private said.
"With who?" Skipper asked.
"Probably the new wolf." Kowalski said.
"A new wolf," Skipper said, "how come I didn't know this?"
"It was in your memos this morning. Remember?" Kowalski said.
"Oh." Skipper said.
About 30 minutes later, Kyle learned how to eat with Chopsticks. Kyle gave Rico a High-five. "Thanks Rico. My date's going to go perfect." The wolf said happily.
"Your welcome." Rico mumbled.
"Now," Kyle said to Skipper, "I need you to do something for me."
"What is it?" Skipper asked.
"I need you to serve food for me." Kyle said.
"Negative Wolf. We won't do that for anybody." Skipper said. Then Kyle had a sad face on.
Then, Marlene entered from the Fishbowl entrance. "Hey Skipper, can you do me a favor?" The female Otter said.
"Sure. What is it?" Skipper said happily.
"I need you to serve food for Kyle's date for him." Marlene said.
"Sure Marlene." Skipper said.
"WHAT?" Kyle said confused, "I asked you that."
"She said please." Skipper said.
"No she didn't." Kyle said.
"Well…it's Marlene." Skipper said pointing at Marlene.
"And you like her right?" Kyle said.
"Well…yeah." Skipper said scratching the back of his head with his flipper.
"Awww…Skipper." Marlene said, and then she went and hugged Skipper.
"Cool!" Kyle said since the penguins are going to help him. Then Kyle ran off to get ready for his date.
Side Note: There you have it. Kyle's finally going on a date. Will it go great? Also, I put little Skiline on here because I could and I was a little bored. Anyway, I know Rico has no fingers, but since he is sort of a sushi chef, I thought he should know how to use Chopsticks, even if he is a penguin. And…that's it. See you soon!