AN: I still don't own Harry Potter or its characters.

Potter,

How many times have I told you not to call me 'Lilly Flower', 'Tiger Lilly', and 'Flower'? It's weird, please stop. Also my day was fine, until I got you letter in the middle of lunch at my Aunt Vera's house with my extended family in the room, also please note my Aunt Vera is allergic to owls.

Oh no, poor baby Potter is bored, call the police. Do I even want to know what this 'incident' was? And you can't write to Remus because...? Sure, it would take a few days but at least you won't be annoying me, I have things to do, for example: studying, talking to my friends and family that I only see for three months of the year, avoiding Snape, volleyball (it's a sport, hard to explain), etc.

Why won't Black's family let him write to you? I would have thought they would at least be please he was writing to a pureblood rather than a 'mudblood'. Or do they just like sucking all the happiness out of people, like dementors.

Don't be rude, go help your Mother. It must be hard to plan an entire event by yourself because your teenage son would rather hide in a closet (I knew it!) than help you. The midsummer party did sound like a great idea until you mentioned old people and waltzing. Old people come in two forms, the bitter and the reminiscent, and both are equally as bad. And waltzing also sucks, especially since I have never once had a dance partner who didn't step on my feet. Also it is your party as it is being held at your house.

At least your mother isn't like mine, who makes me clean my room any time we have visitors, even though my room is upstairs and they aren't allowed up there, but you know, that would make sense and we can't have conversation normally goes like this:

Mum: Lily go clean you room.

Me: Why?

Mum: We are having people over for dinner and your room is a mess.

Me: I wasn't aware dinner was being held in my room.

Mum: Lilliana go clean your room now!

Me: Fine.

Every single time someone comes over, no matter who it may be.

I have to go clean my room now, my family is coming over for lunch to make up for the owl incident yesterday.

Bye,

Lily Evans

P.s. Why would I want to go after your description of how boring it is, and please note what I said about the elderly.

P.p.s. It's 'Lily' not 'Lilly' and if you ever call me Lilliana, I will castrate you. You have been warned.