A/N: Wheee. No reviews, but two story alerts. This chapter is dedicated to Big Paja and cool44. =D

Oh, and I forgot to add a disclaimer in the first chapter, so here it is:

Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, I wouldn't be writing this.

Enjoy Chapter 2!

Chapter 2: To Sir, With Love

Kakashi was indulging in his favourite pastime on the rooftop of his apartment building. The trademark orange-covered Icha Icha Paradise book was in his hand and he was giggling like a school-girl with a blush on his face as he read a particular paragraph:

"Hisashi-san," whimpered the bed sheet clad nymphet as she struggled beneath the powerful grip of the silver-haired man above her.

"Ssh… my hime. I promise to be gentle," he purred into her ear, a hand fisting itself in her long, luscious pink locks. "My, my, what a lovely body you have!" he added, running another hand down her well-endowed body. "You certainly have grown into a fine young woman..."

"Oh ho ho ho ho…"

As Kakashi continued his perverted giggling, secretly imagining himself in the place of Hisashi-san, he did not notice the pink and white blur headed towards him until –

WHAM!!!

Kakashi found himself tumbling over in air with whatever that hit him to crash onto the rooftop of the building below. The figure was below him and he found his face buried into something white, soft, and warm.

This feels nice… he thought groggily, not wanting to get up until he heard his name called out from the figure below him.

"Kakashi-sensei?" The voice was soft, hesistant.

Yes, my hime, his mind answered, still groggy, but he reluctantly pushed himself up.

The first thing he noticed was a pair of overly large mammary glands at his eye level.

The second thing he noticed was that the figure had long, luscious pink hair.

Lastly, he noticed the wide, horrified jade green eyes of his former pupil Haruno Sakura.

"What the-?!!!" as his mind finally came back to his full senses, he leapt off his extremely embarrassed student and waved his hands in front of his face, sweating profusely.

"S-s-s-Sakura-chan! Wha-what are you- Why are you- Boobies?!" stammered the poor man, slapping a hand over his mouth as the last word hit him. "I-I-I-I mean, er… why are you… er… inappropriately dressed? An-and er… how come you've got boobi- I mean er… a…figure?"

If there was one thing Sakura wished with all her heart, it was that right now she wished that she could disappear. Of all the people in Konoha, she had to bump into Hatake Kakashi.

She would never be able to look him in the eye again.

At least it was not Naruto, or God-forbid, Jiraiya-san! Her mind replied as it tried to soothe her.

That thought did manage to calm her down… somewhat. Kakashi was still doing the jumpy cat dance and summoning all of her will, she managed to make her voice steady as she addressed the former ANBU member:

"Kakashi-sensei, I'd appreciate it if you forgot what happened just now. You did not see anything. I did not see anything. Please let's just forget this so we can go about our lives normally."

Kakashi stopped prancing around and stared at her.

He looked away again, blushing anew.

"Um… Sakura-chan, perhaps if you'd cover your boob- chest…"

There was an embarrassed silence as Sakura quietly shrieked and quickly grabbed a part of the bed sheet over her chest.

"Ahem… is it okay now?" asked Kakashi.

"Yeah… um… so…"

"Right, it never happened. Nothing happened today!"

"Yes! We never met! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha!"

As the both of them released nervous laughter, the sheet slipped off Sakura's chest again and Kakashi whipped his head around quickly, a hand covering his face mask. Damn it!

Sakura quickly retied the sheet again and hopped off, heading towards her original destination with a quick, muttered "Ja ne!" to Kakashi.

As Kakashi stared after her retreating figure, his hand removed itself from his face mask to show it covered with blood. Conflicting thoughts were racing about in his head.

Maybe it is time to start thinking about producing heirs for the Hatake Clan…

Law #No.2: Kakashi suddenly develops a Lolita complex for Sakura.

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A/N: What new horror awaits our poor pink kunoichi? Stay tuned to find out! Muahahaha!