Chapter 2
Chapter 2: The Forgotten Members
Matt: Hello and welcome back. We have 5 new members coming into the story, but will be introduced later in this story. But! We will reveal our first new member every meet Drew!
Drew: Hi
Ash: Drew?
Matt: He improves the ratings
Paul: Ha! He improves the ratings. I'm the only reason why people watch this show is because of me
Matt: Ok… what a dumbass. Anyways are first challenge is the dare-a-thon!
Meaning all of the members will get in the dares. Who ever sucks the most in the dares is the one that will most likely get voted off, but that's decided by the members of the house. Now then I'll go first Ash I dare you to… fart in pauls face! BAAA
Ash farts in Pauls face
Paul: OMG!! UHHH!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT MATT!! YOU SON OF A…
Matt: SHUT UP!! I chose Drew to make the dare next
Drew: I dare Dawn to lift her skirt up!
Dawn then lifts up her skirt and the great part was she wasn't wearing any underwear.
Paul: MY EYES!! MY EYES!!
Matt: What are you gay?
Ash: what's that?
Matt: Don't ask…
Drew: Ok I'll pick Misty
Misty though had an evil smile on her face
Misty: I dare all the men except Paul to do party boy to their bodies, in straps.
Matt: well I guess that's not that bad we all are straight
Misty: Oh did I mention Harley will be in the group
All the men except Paul: WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Paul: Do it or I'll shoot you all
Matt: Fine
Then all the men (and Harley) did party boy till Harley's "thing" popped out
All the men: OMG!!
So all the men were running away from Harley
Harley: Come back I want to touch you!!
A few minutes later…
Matt: Ok were back we had to do some 'business' with Harley
May: Where'd you bury the body?
Matt: Dawn's backyard
Dawn: Hey!
Matt: Now for Ash to make a dare…
Ash: I dare Paul…
Matt: Yes Ash say it!
Ash: to kiss really pretty women while Matt has to kiss gay men!
Matt: WHAT!? THAT WASN'T THE PLAN!!
After the dare…
Matt: Ash remind me to kill you
Ash: Ok
Matt: Ok now for the votes…
A few minutes later…
Matt: Now let's count the votes… Paul, Paul, Paul… all these votes say Paul…weird.
Paul: Let me see! They all say May, except for this cookie.
Ash: sorry
Matt: (damnit) well I'm sorry May, but you have to leave, but first…
Matt gives May his cell phone number
Matt: call me