Family Guy meets Big Time Rush
By: CamiJessica
Chapter 2: Family Guy in the Palm woods
At the Palm Woods
"What the duce is this place!" yelled Stewie.
Then Big time rush walks by and accidentally knocks Stewie in the pool.
"I think we knocked someone into the pool!" yelled James as he combed his hair.
"Then why won't you go save him?" asked Carlos.
"Because, I can't get my hair wet, it won't look good and full of volume." said James
Then Carlos, Kendall, and Logan pushed James into the pool.
Then James floated up and so did Stewie.
"Guys there is something weird going on!" yelled James.
"We know…" said Carlos, Kendall, and Logan at the same time.
"There is an animated baby, with a gigantic head in the pool!" yelled Logan.
"No, not that, my hair is still full of volume!" James said as he combed his hair.
Then Stewie climbed out the pool and walked pass Big time rush.
"He walks funny!" said James as he laughed.
Then Stewie heard him and turned around.
"What did you just say?" said Stewie angrily.
"Nothing." said James.
"You better watch it pretty boy, before I do something bad to you!" yelled Stewie as he had a flashback.
The Flashback:
"Hey fat man, come here." said Stewie.
"What is it Stewie?" Peter said as he walked over to Stewie.
Once Peter got close, Stewie started punching Peter in the stomach, kicking him in the face, and throwing chairs at him. When Peter turned around Stewie smashed a chair over his head. Then Peter fell to the ground.
Then the flashback was over
Then Stewie started walking to a chair and fell to the left because his head weighed so much in the real world that he couldn't hold it.
Then Bitters came, and he went to the boys.
"Are you four hiding something, on my palm woods property?" asked Bitters suspiciously.
"Not that I know of." said Carlos.
" Bitters, I hope you know there is an unattended baby with a really big head laying on the ground because the weight of his head is too heavy, to even get up." said Kendall.
"Oh no, an unattended baby could mean bad business for me!" yelled Bitters as he went to Stewie.
"Kid! Kid! Wake up!" yelled Bitters.
"Where the heck am I? This is worse than the time I woke up in Vegas next to Taylor Swift!" yelled Stewie as he had a flashback.
The Flashback:
Stewie wakes up, rubbing his eyes, and then he sees Taylor swift with a wedding veil on.
"Oh no, this is bad, well at least she still plays with dolls." said Stewie as Taylor Swift awoke.
Then Taylor Swift got out of the bed, and she looked very chubby.
"Ahh! You look skinner on TV!" yelled Stewie as he looked away from her.
"You said you loved me!" yelled Taylor swift, in her deep voice as she cried.
"Nobody likes you!" yelled Stewie as he left.
Then the flashback was over.
Then Bitters picked him up.
"Oh my gosh this baby is heavy!" Bitters said as he took Stewie to the Palm woods day care center.
Then Stephanie passed by and saw Bitters carrying Stewie and she laughed as she walked out to the pool.
"Did you guys see Bitters carrying that baby with the freakishly large head?" Stephanie asked.
"Yeah, it's really weird." said Carlos.
Back at the Griffins' house:
"Okay, who's going down the hole first?" asked Lois.
"I want to since it was my fabulous idea!" yelled Peter as he was about to jump.
"No! Let the children and Brian go first, then me, then you." said Lois.
"Fine!" Peter said as he crossed his arms.
Then Meg, Chris, Brian, and Lois jumped without any problems, but when Peter jumped he got stuck in the hole. Then Lois, Brian, Chris, and Meg pulled him out.
"Thanks guys, wait, wait, wait… I'm really this fat in person? This is just great!" yelled Peter.
"Don't worry about that, let's find Stewie and leave!" yelled Lois.
"Alright!" yelled Peter.