Author's Note: Poor YOHIOloid never got this one coming.
Disclaimer: No own Inuyasha or Vocaloid or UTAU. Inuyasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and Vocaloid to Yamaha, Crypton Future Media, Power-FX, Zero-G, VoctroLabs, Ki/oon, Lawson, 1st. Place, etc... UTAU is owned by Ameya/Ayame.
2: Inuyasha, YOHIOloid and the staring contest (with mentions of HioxIA)
It was just any normal, science defying, timeline ruining, brain wracking day.
After getting most of the VOCALOIDs trapped in the Sengoku Jidai, they began adjusting to their life there and spend their time doing, normal people things.
But some things never change.
"HEY! DOGBOY!" A certain blonde haired, red eyed VOCALOID pointed at our favorite hanyou, who was just sitting on the Goshimboku with a very, very, bored expression.
"What?" he replied with the same bored tone that matched his face.
His friend and longtime crush IA tried to calm YOHIOloid down."Hio, I don't think this is a good idea, so please..."
"Not now, IA, I'm busy getting my sass up here." YOHIOloid gently pushed IA aside and continued talking.
"You! Me! Staring contest!" He yelled and Inuyasha rolled his eyes. YOHIOloid always had the knack of doing things without any particular reason, which everbody thought was very funny. And they knew he still had a grudge on him when he "accidentally" switched his black nail polish for pink ones.
"Alright." Inuyasha jumped off from the tree and landed on his feet. He and YOHIOloid faced each other.
"I can't believe I'm doing this, but..." Yuzuki Yukari raised a hand up. "Ready! Set! Stare!"
And so began the staring contest.
Fifteen hours later...
"Are they done yet?" Shippo yawned; he was getting bored of watching the two idiots.
"Nope." Kokone waved a hand on YOHIOloid's face. He was struggling to keep his eyes open, I mean, come on, who can even handle it for like, fifteen hours? Meanwhile Inuyasha wasn't even flinching, and he wasn't breaking a sweat at all. His golden eyes remained open and bored.
"Uh... Hio... are you, okay?" Kyo asked nervously.
"Hold on... I'm winning..." YOHIOloid strangled out. His whole body was shaking.
"I don't think so." Sango spoke up from the crowd. "Looks like he's losing."
"Who's losing?" a familiar voice asked and everybody turned around to find Inuyasha walking towards them, eating a bunch of ramen. "What are you guys watching?"
They all stared at him. "Then... if he's there, then who's..."
A cloud of smoke appeared, and Shippo took the place in front of YOHIOloid. "Its me!"
As for YOHIOloid, he never blinked for a very long time...
"Take me to a hospital. NOW."
End
AN: Haha! Told ya so! YOHIOloid should learn to listen next time!