yay i got reviews! im so happy! :D i dont own homestuck!
fsc looks at seemingly random direction.
fsc: hello readers, thank you for the reviews! i have to go get the charecters. sorrys i have really bad grammer! :D
fsc then leaves the room.
two seconds later fsc and a small calico kitten come in followed by the beta and alpha trolls and humans
karkat:GOD DAMNIT! KANKRI STOP TALKING!
kankri: blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah...
fsc then brings out ducktape and hair dye
fsc:kankri shut up or i will ductape your mouth shut and dye your hair pink.
kankri then continued to talk about how triggering all of this is
kankri then gets his mouth taped shut and hair dyed pink
so lets get to the dares and shit! :3
the first is from Asian homestuck
I like the start of this terezi hate flirt with John Jane google "homestuck cotton candy Dave and dirk no shades for you in this chapter Jade empty a 5 liter bottle of apple juice in to the toilet in front of Dave karkat no swearing, for every curse you get a bucket on head with cherry jelly in it rose read the book "this book loves you. by Pewdiepie" sollux listen to skrillex kanaya wear sweatpants with polo shirt and sandals with socks and now a dare for EVERYONE, I DARE YOU ALL TO PLAY THE POCKY GAME (pockys are actually covered in hot Tabasco sauce but they don't know that) muahahaha good luck with next chapters FSC
fsc: thanks! now terezi, hate flirt with john! (im not good at writing much but ill try!*has detirmined face*)
terezi:OK4Y, JOHN 1 H4T3 YOU SOOOO MUCH 1 W1SH YOU W3R3 D34D! :)
AFTER ABOUT FIFTEEN MINUTES OF TRYING TO WRITE THIS A FAILED EVERY TIME SO IM VERY SORRY :'(
fsc: hay Janey, can you google something for us?
fsc is trying to hold back fangirling about this ship. it is her otp
Jane: oh, okay! what is it?
fsc: google "cotton candy homestuck"
Jane then googles it. a light blush crosses her face at some of the pictures
fsc is to busy fangirling at pictures to pay attention. sorry.
two hours of fangirling later...
fsc: im fine now.*looks at next dare, an evil smile crosses her face* oh striders!...
by some miracle, fsc gets the shades and locks them in a safe.
dave and dirk: damnit
fsc looks at next dare, an eviler grin crosses her face
fsc:jade, dave get over here!
jade and dave come over and a five liter bottle apple juice is thrown at jade
jade: ow!
dave: dude, not cool.
fsc poofs in a toilet
fsc: now jade, dump the apple juice into the toilet.
jade: but this is a lot of apple juice going to waste...
dave le death glare at fsc
fsc: now jade. :|
jade then dumps the apple juice in the toilet and dave is sad ( . /c57bbf7ef3aed460b452ac0563ac9ccc/tumblr_inline_nuoh2nziA11rh9l0a_ )
fsc: oh karkles, no swearing!
karkat: WHY THE FUCK NOT?
fsc: other wise you have to wear this!, oh to late, you swore!
fsc then proceeds to put a bucket of cherry jelly on karkats head
karkat: OH SHIT!
fsc: now rose, read this.
rose reads the book preview becuz i didnt buy the book
rose:well, this book is not very helpful, it would probably make people feel worse unless this is a joke
sollux starts to listen to skrillex
sollux: holy 2hiit, that wa2 awe2ome!
suddenly there was chainsaw noises
kanaya: Oh My Gog, I Will Not Wear That Horrible Outfit!
more chainsaw noises
fsc: vriska! please help!
more chainsaw noises
fsc: looks like the moral of the story is: dont even try to make kanaya wear that stuff*is hiding under table*
fsc looks at dare.
fsc: *wispers*muahahahahaha!
fsc: okay, im really sorry, but i dont know what the pocky game is let me goog- eridan, stop eating the pocky its for a game!
eridan: bluh! this stuff is really spicy! wwhat the fuck is in it!
fsc: your dumb ass was smacked upside the head with karma!
fsc: i dont know what the pocky game is becuz bing sucks and is showing me two different things, so i will have to attempt to find something to be funny... hey karkles... eat this.*le hands pocky to karkat*
karkat had just got the cherry jelly out of his hair and looked as if he would kill somthing he then shoves the pocky in his mouth and didn't even wince
everyone but karkat: how the fuck...*confused face*
fsc:... okay then, lets see the next dare,its from...
The INFINITY - '''writer
(it has a great potential)
vriska I dare you to bite John (I dunno why) dirk Dave rap battle nepeta tackle pounce FSC Jake arm wrestle equius Jane secretly feed John Betty crocker product without telling him feferi and eridan eat sushi that's all from ME
fsc:thanks! :3 hey vris, bite john
vriska raises eyebrow sneaks up on john and bites his arm
john:OW! vriska, what the heck?!
vriska: dum88ss,did y8u f8rget that were pl8ying truth or d8re? hmmmmmmmm?
john: oh yah... huh.
fsc: now, dave and dirk have a rap battle!
the striders then havethe most epic rap battle ever
DAVE: bro
DAVE: right here
DAVE: right now
DAVE: thrown down some sick rhymes
DAVE: ready
DIRK: Do it.
DAVE: well
DAVE: doesnt stop from gettin taller, this motherfuckin rap pile
DAVE: i can tell this is gonna be one hellacious trial
DAVE: but only for you, i wont have to go the extra mile
DAVE: its rap battle time bro, were doing this strider style
DAVE: alpha vs beta, now whos gonna win
DAVE: in case it isnt clear, just let me begin
DAVE: stepping up, strider pre-scratch
DAVE: the original, the best, and winning this match
DAVE: sure youve rapped with your robots
DAVE: they might even be hotshots
DAVE: but up against a human
DAVE: you dont know our soft spots
DAVE: cause robots are only as clever as you make em
DAVE: and with their dumb metal brains, i can see why you slay em
DAVE: but guess what, your robots arent here for you now
DAVE: youre up against me, and ill show you how-
DAVE: -rapping should be DONE
DAVE: cant beat this guy
DAVE: cause youre gonna fail on your very first try
DAVE: in your world i made millions before you were born
DAVE: while you in my world just made puppet porn
DAVE: movie director versus lame puppeteer
DAVE: i think we can see whos the better one here
DAVE: youre running out of time, i strike straight to the heart
DAVE: you can barely even rhyme, game over, no restart
DAVE: im kicking your ass with raps fresh and slick
DAVE: the winner heres dave, so go suck smuppet dick
DIRK: It isn't even funny how much I've got you outclassed.
DIRK: If you need some proof, just look at the past.
DIRK: I kicked your ass as Bro, and don't you forget:
DIRK: I'm the puppetmaster, you're just a marionette.
DIRK: The unseen hand's mine that pulls all the strings.
DIRK: Manipulate a Knight? I could command kings.
DIRK: And let's face it, your katana's a cheap piece of shit.
DIRK: In a battle of swords, I could break it to bits.
DIRK: In this battle of words, you're just a fish out of water.
DIRK: You think you can win? You're just a lamb for the slaughter.
DIRK: Strider and Strider may seem the same,
DIRK: Yet I still manage to beat you at your own game.
DIRK: What you've done so far is really quite lame.
DIRK: You're disgracing the name, man, it's really a shame.
DIRK: The Prince of Heart can shatter one's soul.
DIRK: A Knight serves a Prince, so embrace your role.
DAVE: you want me to serve you? ill serve this instead
DAVE: a piping hot plate of fresh fucking dread
DAVE: and if i had to wear that pink tiara on your head
DAVE: i wouldnt even venture near my quest bed
DAVE: and what the fuck is with those pantaloons
DAVE: all blown up and stripey like two big balloons
DAVE: yeah im wearing my god duds all this while
DAVE: but im rocking this cape with irony and style
DAVE: ive come a long way since my pointy shade days
DAVE: cmon you can do better than that played-out phase
DAVE: the irony you have is so old its stale
DAVE: deader than your void session
DAVE: doomed to fail
DAVE: so you and your tiara just look like a tool
DAVE: while im a god of time and the coolest of cool
DAVE: my turns over
DAVE: time for your go
DAVE: lets see what youve got to say to that
DAVE: bro
DIRK: That attitude ain't good man, if you recollect.
DIRK: You'd better start treating me with some fuckin' respect,
DIRK: Or at least drop some rhymes with a decent effect.
DIRK: Because anyone can see, bro: your shit is wrecked.
DIRK: Now I don't wanna jeer,
DIRK: But I think it's clear,
DIRK: That I'm in top gear,
DIRK: While you're at nadir.
DIRK: You act all austere,
DIRK: I see through the veneer.
DIRK: You shouldn't come near,
DIRK: Cause you might shed a tear,
DIRK: Out of sheer fucking fear.
DIRK: You'd better steer clear.
DIRK: (And I mean this sincere.)
DIRK: So do a pirouette straight outta here.
DIRK: The Prince is awake; the Knight is a snooze.
DIRK: I'd say that you challenged me, but this was a cruise.
DIRK: I could breeze through your battles on auto-respond.
DIRK: Game's up, Strider, time to abscond.
these words are not fsc's
everyone claps
nepata: ac* stalks her prey... she pounces! and succesfurrly catches her prey!*
fsc:ahh nepeta caught me!
nepeta: yay! that was fun!
fsc: okay,hey jake and equius, arm wrestle time!
jake: yah!
2 seconds later,
jake: OWOWOWOW!THAT HURTS!
equius: ...
fsc: *wispers to jane* (feed john this cupcake)hey john, jane made you a cupcake!
john: really? cool!*le eats cupcake whole*
fsc: its a betty crocker cupcake!
john:*face visibly paled* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE BATTERWITCH!
Jane: whats wrong with Betty Crocker?!
suddenly you hear shouts and me shoving sushi down eridans throat while feferi quiely wimpers eating it with teary eyes
feferi:you guys are glubbing cruel!GLUB! 38'(
im very sorry if theyre ooc! ill try to do better next time!
who is the mystirios calico kitten from erlier?what will happen next? find out next time on, homestuck thingymcbloberder!
TheFlyingSnakeCat out!