Sound Three Stories

by RedRibbonhood

It's basicly a collection of random oneshots, drabbles, ect. that were made on my free time. They're about the sound three: Zaku, Dosu, and Kin: because they don't get enough credit in the anime and manga. Maybe some ZakuxKin and DosuxKin. Chapter 8 up!

2. Why Kin Wears pants under her Skirt

First Meeting of Zaku and Kin with Dosu (or: 'Why Kin Wears Pants under her Skirt')

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Warning: This is going to be very short and OOC….

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It was the first day Kin and Zaku met Dosu….sadly, things didn't turn out so great…………..

Four sound ninja stood in the room……….

"These will be your teammates from now on," said Kabuto to Dosu indicating with his hand to the two people in front of him. "Please become acquainted and begin your training."

"Wait! You're leaving?" said Kin.

"I've got some very important matters to attend to,"

"Like kissing your girlfriend, Shizune?" asked Zaku innocently.

Kabuto's face flushed and Zaku and Kin smirked.

Kabuto disappeared in a puff of white smoke. Kin and Zaku stared at Dosu and blinked. Finally, Zaku smirked.

"Yo," he said grinning. "I'm Zaku,"

He looked at Kin and grinned evilly. "This is Kin," he said placing a hand on the air above Kin's head.

Kin blinked and Dosu raised an eyebrow.

"Kin is short," Zaku continued lowering his hand and patting her head.

Kin pouted and Dosu blinked.

"Kin wears this stupid, girly ribbon in her overly long hair," said Zaku in as a matter of fact tone. He picked up her ribbon and the hair it tied in his hand.

Kin glared and clenched her teeth together. Dosu looked utterly confused. Zaku kept playing with Kin's hair. Kin was about to knock him to another planet when Zaku stopped messing with her hair and pulled out a light green book out of nowhere. Zaku opened it and flipped through the pages.

"Kin writes about me in her diary," he said grinning, apparently very pleased. Dosu frowned slightly jealous and Kin was literally on fire. She was about to rip her beloved crush to shreds when she felt a slight draft. Zaku was bending down and lifting her skirt.

"Kin wears mint green panties with little lavender bows," Zaku observed slightly drooling. Dosu would have glared death at Zaku if he hadn't been entranced by the 'power of panties'.

Kin's face was now completely red. A red mixed with anger and blush.

"PERVERT!" Kin yelled so loud the people in the underworld were made deaf. She hit Zaku hard on the head and yelled bloody murder about him being a pervert for one million years (actually, it was just three minutes).

And that my friends……Is why Kin wears pants under her skirt…….

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Okay…..that was random and short……but please review!