"oh, sorrysmiles sheepishly please come in, i'll get you a towel."

"thanks" closing the door, draco walked into the longue room where a fire was blazing warm, it gave the room a real homey look.

"here you go" hermione came back in and gave draco a towel, "please sit." draco went and sat next to hermione. "you wrote that there was somethings you wished to discuss?"

"actually i lied, you see..."

knock knock

"Please excuse me a moment"

"Sure"

hermione walked back out to the entrance hall and opened the door. It was none other then...

severus snape.

"hermione, run away with me. we won't have to worry about rules and whats appropriate or inappropriate; it will just be us. i love you. you know that don't you?"

"professor, why don't you realise that this is really inappropriate. i don't love you i never have and i never will. i'm not going to run away with you. why can't you just accept that? leave me alone!"

and with that she slammed the door in his face.

outside you could still hear snape calling out for her; saying that she was his one and only true love. (i know thats not snape at all, but, meh, deal with it)

after banging her head on the door a few times she turned around and saw draco looking at her and the door, where you could still hear snape, with a really strange look on his face. it was almost as if seeing the head of slytherin acting like that towards a student, had lost all the respect he had for the man. (if that's what you want to call him)

'sorry about that,." she aplogise. 'he's been coming around here and doing that at random times day or night all holidays. anywho... where were we?"

"Um... i... was... about... to... talk... to... you..." stuttered draco still staring at her. going to walk around him she stopped beside him, his eyes still on her. Meeting his gaze and smiling, hermione merely said "take a picture, it lasts longer," and walked back into the longue room.

Draco then followed suit and sat down next to her,

"hermione there's something i need to tell you, i love you."

"excuse me?" said a rather shocked hermione.

"i love you and have since the first year." draco eyes were now boaring holes into a now very interesting floor.

"Really?' draco nodded in response.

"Me too..."

Looking up in disbelief hermione pulled draco into a passionate kiss, you know the kind you see on movies but know never happan in the real world.

(hp) OMG! you just had to do that didn't you?

(sam) if only to see the look on your face! priceless!

(steph) grow up sam.

(sam) make me.

Needless to say what followed, but if we fast forward to the next day then lets say the bathroom is downstairs and a certain guy who shall remain nameless, whose name begins with draco malfoy came out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel:

(sam) steph stop drooling all over my uggies! total gross.

(dm) you mean she is drooling over little ol' me?

(sam) for now, what till you see what i do to you later smirks evilly

(dm)... shivers

:just as hermione was opening the front door to a very shocked looking...

order of the pheonix.

"hermione! great to see you! did you know that just then a train came out of no where and hit the girl who lives next door." exclaimed Tonks in one breath."anyway how are you? can we come in? thanks."

and they just filed in through the door, with out waiting for a response.

just so you know the order in this instance consists of tonks, lupin, sirius(he hasn't died) molly and arthur weasley, fred and george weasley, kingsley, mc gonagall, madeye moody, harry and ron.

just then when everyone had just gotten comfotable and were starting to catch up on all the news, a voice called out from the bathroom.

"hermione." and just then draco walked into the lounge, in only a towel, " do you know where my clothes a...a...are?"

"Yes, they are in the dryer, remember? i said i'd wash them."

"R...r...right. thanks."

draco fled to the laundry to recover his clothes as hermione was bombarded with a million questions.

"what happaned?"

"how'd he get in here?"

"Did you invite him?"

"did he stay here last night?"

"did he do anything to you?"

"Don't you think he's hot in that towel?"

"Hermione, do you know what you're doing?"

"hermione, well done, it turns out your not a lesbian."

"something is not right!"

hermione was starting to flush and became a little overwhelmed when...

(dm) hey why's potter here?

(Steph) because it's a harry potter story, dah!

(Sam) yeah shut up, you should be cleaning out my drool infested boots.

(dm) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !

PUNCH!

(dm) my face my beautiful face!

(sam) yeah, that'll learn ya! only i can laugh at stef's misfortune. Ahem, ha ha aha ha ha ha ha!

(stef) bitch

and suddenly a fighter jet came out of nowhere and bombed sam

(stef) that'll learn ya

Any who ... last time on this story...

"what happaned?"

"how'd he get in here?"

"Did you invite him?"

"did he stay here last night?"

"did he do anything to you?"

"Don't you think he's hot in that towel?"

"Hermione, do you know what you're doing?"

"hermione, well done, it turns out your not a lesbian."

"something is not right!"

hermione was starting to flush and became a little overwhelmed when...

now back to the story...

at that exact second ron calmly stood up and went to leave the room.

"ron where are you going?" queried sirius.

"i'm going to go kill malfoy." ron answered over his shoulder in the calmest ( and deadliest(?)) voice that they had ever heard come from him.

"Now Ronald, why would you do that?"

"coz, hermione you are like a sister to harry and me, we don't want to see a loser like malfoy do anything to you."

"who's a loser?" asked draco as he came through the doorway. he walked over to hermione sat down next to her, put his arm around her waist and kissed her cheek.

each action seemed to create even more tension in the room.

"Is dosn't matter draco," said hermione sweetly.

"what ever."

"So malfoy," said harry in a very dignified and business like fashion, "what is really going on with you are our dear sweet and inoocent hermione? you know, if you have done anything to her, we will be forced to hurt you."

"Harry," warned sirius.

"Don't you dare try to deny the fact that you want to hurt him too!"

(sam) can't you feel the love in this household?

(dm) yeah, sickening.

(sam) hey you were the one doing the loving...

(dm) shut up

(sam) no

(random person who is probably stef) hey aren't you dead?

(sam) yeah but i'm the devil so i can't die.

then a nuclear warhead dropped on stef and she was blown to smitherens. he he he heeee.

(sam) revenge is a bitch.

then sam spat on her grave and walked away. just kidding! she danced too!

"Fine harry i won't deny it but you really must try to find other way to hurt him, rather then physical pain. you know like...