Author's note: I'm not writing this, my cousin is. I'm just posting it for you.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own FF7. If I did, Reno would be real.
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Hi everyone. Reno here. I'm almost done with the mission here, just a few things left. I'm really excited to come home, I can't wait! I wish I was home already, but unfortunately I can't be now. I can't say whether we'll win or lose at this point. Of course, I'm hoping we'll win, but who knows what'll happen? The fighting here is rather easy, but eventually we'll come to a stronger battle. I have something to say, just to Tifa, now.
Tifa. If we win this battle, and even if we don't, I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Tifa Lockhart, will you marry me? Please... I don't know what I'll do without you.
Ahem. Awkward. ... Cloud, don't kill me yet, okay? Let her answer first. Oh! Vincent says 'Hi'! We saw him on our way here.
So everyone, how have YOU been? Tifa, Cloud, Cid, Sephiroth (uh... kidding.), Red, Yuffie, Barret, Marlene, Denzel? Have you guys seen Cait Sith anywhere? Elusive little creature...
Marlene, is Barret treating you alright? (Just kidding Barret! Just kidding!) Why don't you ask him what he wants my electro-rod for? That'd be nice.
Denzel, since Cloud seems to hate me, would you like to tell me how he's doing? We all gotta worry about ol' Spikey, you know.
Elena is winking and saying that I should tell Cloud she says 'hi'. Oh, and Cid, Rude wants you to check his weapons again. Oh, must go. Tseng is calling.
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Author's note: DON'T FREAK OUT ON ME PEOPLE. RENO'S PROPOSAL WAS NECESSARY FOR THE STORY!