Characters: Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto
Note: this is a double fic! OOHHH 2 in one
Nother note: slight spoilers, kinda after the time skip but not really
Thirteenth Time
Naruto: NO, Sasuke don't get possessed….again…. for the thirteenth time!
Sasuke: (evil laugh)
Sakura: (bored) ever get the feeling of déjà vu?
Naruto: man, this anticlimactic!
Sakura: I am NOT saving his weak-willed ass……AGAIN!
Naruto: I'm hungry…
Sakura: me too… lets go get some ramen
A/N Weird no? Well there's another one
By an evil fairy
Narrator: last time, on Naruto Sasuke was possessed…again. This time by an evil fairy!
Sasuke: Feel my wrath! (giggle) I shall sprinkle glitter every where!!!
Sakura: NOOOOO SASUKE (pauses and looks at hair) on second thoughts this glitter looks great in my hair.
Naruto: This is unspeakable! UNITE, LEAGUE OF MANLY MENS! STOP THAT GLITTER!
(Rock lee, Naruto, Kiba unite)
Naruto: take him down league!
(League of manly men attack the fairy Sasuke)
Sasuke: (laughs and throws more glitter)
Sakura: (stares and ponders) why the league of manly men is made up of not very manly men.
League: NOOOO! IT IS TOO MUCH! (Writhes in agony)
Narrator: Is this the end of Naruto? Can no one defeat Sasuke? Does any one care that Sasuke was possessed again? Has anyone noticed that Sasuke has become insanely gay?? Find out next time on Naruto!