We had been driving for a good 10 minutes before Edward pulled into a McDonalds parking lot. He came around and opened my door for me. Sigh. Always the perfect gentleman. I looked into his wonderful gold eyes. Would I ever deserve him? Probably not. In fact, I knew I wouldn't. He took my hand and kissed it. He laced his cool fingers through mine and we walked hand in hand through the doors of tasty goodness.
As soon as we stepped inside the smell of yummy french fries attacked my nose. I turned and looked to my right to see Edward wrinkling his nose in disgust.
"Oh Edward, stop being such a baby" I teased.
"Bella, this smell is hardly what you would call appetizing."
"Well, neither is the smell of a bloody mountain lion." That wiped the smirk right off his face.
"Just...What do you want?" He said, sounding annoyed. Uh oh. I didn't want him mad at me. I was only kidding.
"Awww, Edward, I'm sorry. Please don't be upset with me." I put on the best puppy dog face I could muster.
"Oh Bella, I could never be upset with you. I'm upset that I am...what I am. But whatever. Let's go order, love." I let it drop for now. I walked up to the counter, my hand still connected with his. The lady at the counter was highly overweight and had greasy hair and big glasses that covered about half of her face.
"Hi, and welcome to McDonalds! What may I get for you?" The lady spoke.
"Um..." I looked up at the menu, trying to figure out what sounded good. "A Big Mac, a small Coke, and some cookies."
"Alright. Seven twenty five." I reached for my pocket to grab my wallet, but Edward stopped me.
"Here you go. Keep the change." He led me away from the counter and sat me down at a table.
"I can pay for myself you know." I hated when Edward spent money on my. No matter how little. It just added to the long list of stuff he has given me and I knew I would never be able to repay him.
"Yes love, I know. But I like buying things for you. It makes me feel good." He truly was amazing. I knew each word rang true. I knew he wasn't trying to flaunt his money. It really did make him feel good buying things for me.
"Errr...uh...I…" He had me speechless. He chuckled and continued with what he was going to say.
"So after this, we're going to the airport to catch our flight. The flight should last about three hours." He looked at his watch. "We should land at about 2:40. Then we go pick up the rental car, and drive to the dock, where the boat should take us to the island."
"Land where?" I could feel the curiosity on my face.
"That's a surprise love." I was about to argue when the lady called out our order. Edward got up and brought it back for me. As soon as he set it on the table I started eating. Edward's eyes were huge.
"Bella, slow down. You're going to choke." I rolled my eyes and continued eating.
"Want a bite Eddie?" I shoved the burger into his face.
"No thank you. I'm alright." His face looked slightly green. Oh, I was so getting him to try some now.
"Pwease?" I stuck my lower lip out and looked at him from under my eyelashes.
"Bella there's no way that's going to work. I refuse to eat that...that...food." Oh. He was going to play like that? Then so was I.
"Ok. Neither am I, then." I got up to go dump my tray in to the garbage when he grabbed my elbow.
"Fine. Just one little bite." Yes! This was so going to be good. He raised the burger to his mouth. He opened and took a bite with his white, sharp, glossy teeth. Instantly he looked sick. He swallowed hard.
"There. Amused?" He handed me my burger back.
"Mhm." I continued eating. "Oh Eddie?" I said, a thought crossing my mind.
"Yes Bella?" He said annoyed. Probably at the fact I called him Eddie.
"What's going to happen to the food you just ate?"
"Err...um..." If he could be blushing he would. "I'm going to have to throw it up." Ohhh. Yuck
"Gross." I said. "How long until you...rid your body of the food?"
"Um, probably a couple hours." He looked down. Nothing more to say.
"Ah." I continued eating. In about 10 minutes, I was done.
"Ready to go love?"
"Mhm" I responded full. I wobbled my way out to the car. Edward helped me in before getting in himself. I reached behind me into the back seat to grab my backpack. I pulled out a CD and turned to Edward with an evil smile on my face. "Edward may we please listen to this?" I said holding up the CD.
"What's on it?" He sounded curious.
"Nothing, just a few of my new favorite songs." I hoped he wouldn't sense the humor in my voice. I wasn't lying. They were some of my new favorites. Just not the kind of music Edward would like at all. He looked at me carefully for a minute.
"Ok." He took the CD from me and put it in the CD player. The music slowly drifted through the speakers.
Yes, I can see her
'cause every girl in here wanna be her
Oh! She's a Diva...
I feel the same,
And I wanna meet her
The look on Edwards face was priceless.
"Bella how can you listen to this...this...junk?"
"Shhhh, Edward I wanna hear the song." I reached forward and turned it up. It was so loud it rocked the car. I looked over at Edward. He looked annoyed.
They say: "She low down..."
It's just a rumor I don't believe 'em!
They say: "She needs to slow down..."
The *baddest* thing around town!
She's nothing like a girl you've ever seen before!
Nothing you can compare to your neighborhood whore!
I'm tryinna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful!
The way, that booty movin' - I can't take no more
Have to stop what I'm doin', so I can pull up her close
I'm tryinna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful
Damn Girl!
Damn, you's a sexy bitch, sexy bitch!
Damn, you's a sexy bitch!
Damn Girl!
Damn, you's a sexy bitch, sexy bitch!
Damn, you's a sexy bitch!
Damn Girl!
Yes, I can see her
'cause every girl in here wanna be her
Oh! She's a Diva...
I feel the same,
And I wanna meet her
They say: "She low down..."
It's just a rumor I don't believe 'em!
They say: "She needs to slow down..."
The *baddest* thing around town!
She's nothing like a girl you've ever seen before!
Nothing you can compare to your neighborhood whore!
I'm tryinna find the words to describe this girl without being
disrespectful!
The way, that booty movin' - I can't take no more
Have to stop what I'm doin', so I can pull up her close
I'm tryinna find the words to describe this girl without being
disrespectful
Damn Girl!
Damn, you's a sexy bitch, sexy bitch!
Damn, you's a sexy bitch!
Damn Girl!
Damn, you's a sexy bitch, sexy bitch!
Damn, you's a sexy bitch!
Damn Girl!
Damn, you's a sexy bitch, sexy bitch!
Damn, you's a sexy bitch!
Damn Girl!
Damn, you's a sexy bitch, sexy bitch!
Damn, you's a sexy bitch!
Damn! You's a Sexy Bitch!
"Thank God that's over." Ha! Little did he know what the next song held.
It's yo birthday, so I know you want to ride out
Even if we only go to my house
Sip mo-eezy as we sit upon my couch
Feels good, but I know you want to cry out
You say u want passion, I think you found it
Get ready for action, don't be astounded
We switching positions, you feel surrounded
Tell me where you want your gift, girl
"Oh lord, help me" Edward was such a whiner, lol.
Girl you know I-I-I, Girl you know I-I-I
I been feenin
Wake up in the late night
Been dreamin about your loving, girl
Girl you know I-I-I, Girl you know I-I-I
Don't need candles and cake
Just need your body to make...
Birthday sex... Birthday sex oohoohoohooh
(It's the best day of the year girl)
Birthday sex... Birthday sex oohoohoohooh
(G-spot g-spot let me hit that g-spot g-spot girl)
See you sexy in them jeans got me on 10
1-2-3... Think I got you pinned
Don't tap out, fight until the end
Ring that bell, and we gon start over again
Just then the music cut off. I looked over at Edward about to yell.
"What? We're here." I looked out my window to see a huge airport. It looked like a death trap I could get lost in.