Deidara lifted the covers and slipped into bed, snuggling close to Sasori. The nine months were almost through, and they had everything ready in their five room home. The two rooms down the left hallway were painted each their geneder colors; baby blue, and baby pink.

Deidara looked up at Sasori, who was sitting up, back on the pillows, reading a book. "Danna, un, do you think anything will go wrong with our babies?"

Sasori looked down at him, a small smile on his pale face. "Don't worry too much. Worst case scenario: And idiot and a moron mess with the DNA fragments and our children come out acting like them, but there's still a 99.999999% chance that will never happen."

"And whats left, yeah?" asked Deidara. "What will we do if it does happen?"

The red head thought about it. "Then well live with it. It would be a daily reminder of how stupid they are."

Deidara giggled.

Sasori closed his book and put it aside. He turned to Deidara, and evil smirk playing at his lips. "Our last week together. Best enjoy this."

A week later they were back at the Industry. The same scene from nine months before played once again as they entered the building, except for the fact that it was colder.

They wandered around in the hallways, taking their time, seeing new people. They even met a Naruto and a Sasuke, who seemed to be Itachi's younger brother. Deidara spent some time cooing over their blond child.

After a few hours inside the building, they finally gathered enough courage to go see Konan. They crossed through a few rooms and hallways. Deidara let go of his tight grip on Sasori's hand and ran towards somebody. Tobi. Looking up, Sasori muttered a quick 'Hi' to Itachi, ignoring Deidara's ex.

"Hn." He responded.

Sasori gazed at pair. Deidara was on top of Tobi, holding him in a firm hug. "Its been so long, un!" said Deidara to the orange masked man.

"Its been only about two days, brat," muttered Sasori darkly. "Can you let go of the idiot, now?"

Tobi began hugging his senpai back, ignoring Sasori's comment. "Finally Tobi sees his Senpai! Tobi has something to tell you! It's about Itachi-san and Tobi staying here in the huge building."

"Eh? Really, un? For how long?" Deidara stood up and let go of Tobi.

"About nine months," answered Itachi.

Sasori looked at him. "Eh...What about Jamal and Smith?"

"They've got Kisame, do they not? And Jamal..."

Then Konan appeared. She looked worn out and a scowl was the most noticable thing on her. "I have your heirs ready, but a couple of news coming along with the children."

As they walked down another set of winding hallways, Konan explained. "Tobi and Itachi have been staying here for the past few months, and a few days after you gave me the data, somehow, I don't know how, they managed to change half of the personalities of your children. I hadn't noticed it until it was two late. They were four month's old when I found out. The effects are incredebly visible in their actions even at this young age. There was only a 0.000001 of this happening, but it just did. Your six month old's are a mess, see for yourselves."

As they walked into the closed off room, minture disasters crashed down.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto or the Akatsuki.

Eh...

Next chapter is here, hope you like it. The three facts thing will come in soon, hopefully. Just not now, since I'm barely getting into this once more. And I've got other stories...

Eh...Sorry?

But I do hope that this one is better than the original. It is still up, though I plan to remove it when this Retake finishes...