Piro: Okay, I know I have a habit of writing badly and weirdly. But I don't care and most my mistakes are easy to understand. So please don't ask to be my beta, I prefer to leave my writing as it is. Those who wrote reviews before this chapter went up are excused. I still don't own anything to do with Trigun or Final Fantasy 7 nor will I cause if I did there would be much yaoi and no women in sight! Well except maybe Aeris cause she rocks my freakin' socks man! This story isn't going to have anything but my strange humor, so don't worry! Nya ha ha ha! I also know that these chapters are short but I like to be able to think at later times. I don't like to be brain dead! -.-; Also sorry for the long wait, I had writers block and it was a very big one that I just couldn't get over. I would also like to thank the 6 people who sent me reviews, you made me feel good about myself! X3 WOOO! REVEIWS!

Knives (aka: my sexy plot bunny X3): Get on with the story already.

Piro: YES, SIR! -mock salutes- On with the plot or at least what there is of it!

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"So you're Cloud Strife huh? Well, stupid human I am the Supreme Lord and Master Knives! And this is my loyal spider Legato." Knives said loudly, getting a 'you have fallen on your head way to many times' look from Cloud.

"Yeah, right Knives. Sadly to say I'm the loony's twin brother, Vash. And the last of our strange little group is Wolfwood." Vash pointed to Wolfwood who was busy smoking as the chocobo rubbed it's head against him. "Do you by chance happen to have any donuts! Please say you have donuts!"

"Donuts? What are those?" asked Cloud tilting his head to the side in confusion. Vash's eyes merely widened in shock at those words.

"If you don't know what donuts are then…." Vash stood for a moment letting everything sink in. "I'M GONNA DIE! THERE ARE NO DONUTS IN SIGHT AND I NEED DONUTS TO SURVIVE!" The saner twin screamed as he ran around in circles.

Cloud looked at Vash then to the others. "Does he do this often or is this a first?"

"Trust me he does this almost everywhere. And normally more then once." Wolfwood said as he tried to fend off the chocobo while also trying not to drop his cigarette. "Get off of me you giant chicken!"

"Alright at the least do you have some sort of edible food as well as water? We have been traveling for some time without said supplies." Legato said to the newest blonde, of who was far shorted then his master and……. Vash. Wolfwood completely ignored.

"Yeah, but its back on the Highwind." replied Cloud with a shrug.

"The Highwind? What's that?" asked Legato only to be answered by a big gush of wind signaling the Highwind's arrival.

"That would be the Highwind." Said cloud pointing to the large flying ship.

All of the Trigunnies stared up at the Highwind. Knives then broke the silence by saying, "I want one of those." Vash then elbowed his twin in the stomach getting a loud 'Ouch!' in return.

Peaking out over the side of the ship a young long haired brunette woman waved to the group on the ground. "Well what are you all waiting for! Get up here!" she yelled as she tossed down the ladder.

"Kay!" Cloud yelled back as he sent the chocobo back to the farm (AN: if you don't know what the farm is then why are you reading this! . ). "Shall we?" asked Cloud as he climbed the ladder. The Trigunnies all looked at each other for a moment before one by one they all climbed the ladder.

"WOW! THIS THING IS HUGE!" stated Vash in amazement as he snooped out the Highwind.

"I should hope so. Seeing as these melon heads keep bringing random people on it. There has to be room for them all." growled a very angry, older looking blonde.

"Aw, be nice Cid! They look like they have been walking forever!" The brunette said with her hands on her hips, "You can be just as nice as everyone else even if this is your ship!"

'Cid' just glared before turning around, muttering every cuss word in the English language, going through one of the many doors.

"Don't mind him he's only rough around the edges." The brunette told the Trigunnies. "He's a big softy at heart. By the way my name is Aeris. It is nice to meet you all."

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Piro: Okay so it is really short but I needed to get past that writer's block I had and my arm hurts like hell cause I pulled a stupid and fell on it. I even have to wear a splint! -pouts- The pain!

Knives: Oh quit your whining! It's just you arm. At least you didn't loose it! -glares-

Vincent (aka: my other sexy plot bunny! X3): Yes but if she had lost her arm she would most likely be in less pain then she is now.

Piro: I agree with Vinny! So ha! -sticks out tongue at Knives- Now I want at least 10 reveiws by the time I finally get the next chapter written and at least three of them have to be new people! Knives go find your spider and Vinny go find your flyboy. I am going to bed and taking painkillers while I'm at it! -wanders off craddleing arm-