Chapter 2. Dumbledore, schedules, and Diagon Alley

Naruto suddenly appeared out of nowhere via portkey, losing balance and stumbling to the ground, feeling like an idiot, and to top that off she felt like emptying her stomach.

"What the fuck! Oh, I am soo going to kill-" But a voice coming from behind her made her stop muttering death threats.

"Good morning... Miss?" She turns around and had to resist the urge to laugh her head off. Oh Kami, the man is wearing a dress! Naruto then remembered from the mission scroll that she is in Britain and their main language is english. Naruto answered Dumbledore, a frickishly tall old wizard with a frickishly long silver beard in (Ero-Sennin taught her) perfect english.

"My name is Uzu- I mean, Naruto N. Uzumaki, nice to meet you!" Naruto says cheerfully, bowing in respect.

Dumbledore also bowed, a twinkle behind his half-moon spectacles. "We, too, are pleased to have you here, Uzumaki-san." Naruto looked up surprised.

"You know japanese?" Dumbledore chuckled, eyes twinkling.

"Only the basics. Now, to discuss your staying..." She gave a nod.

"Yes, well as you have already been informed, I am here as a transfer student from a magic school in Japan. I am about to start my fifth year." Dumbledore nodded.

"Yes, I have heard that it is a new program to introduce Squibs to the world of magic and succeed. You are welcomed with open arms, here, at Hogwarts." He said beaming. "Also" He added. "I have made your schedule so you only take the classes that does not require magic. The times and order will be given to you in a different schedule after we know in which house you will be in. Here, have a look..." He gave her the schedule.

'Lets see... Care of Magical Creatures (cool!) Potions (Sakura will be soo jealous!) Astronomy (might be useful on the field) Ancient Runes, Ooh! New way for secret codes! I should tell Baa-chan... Herbology (again, Sakura will be super jealous!) -and... that's about it... AWWWW!'

Naruto looks up, determined to get what she wanted. "I think I should take Defense Against the Dark Arts, you know, so I know what kinds of dark creatures will try and stalk me at night." She said matter-o-factly.

Dumbledore seemed to be thinking, and then he smiled, beaming at her. "You are right, young lady."

He took his wand out, 'That looks soo threatening... a stick! More like a twig, actually' And waved it.

She looked at the schedule, and saw that it included Defense Against the Dark Arts.

"Ooh yeah! I got the cool subject!" Naruto cheered loudly. Dumbledore seemed to be beaming at her, twinkle in his eyes.

"Now Miss Uzumaki-san" It feels weird being called 'san' "I asked professor McGongall, the Transfiguration teacher, to acompany you to Diagon Alley to get your school supplies."

Naruto cheared.

"So I get the Transfiguration teacher? Awesome!" Dumbledore smiled, he himself used to teach Transfiguration many years ago. Dumbledore motioned someone to come in. A strict looking woman with her hair tied in a tight bun, came in. She looked around until she spoted Naruto.

"Come along now, the portkey will leave in 3...2..." She grabbed Naruto's shoulder. Naruto groaned. 1... and they were gone.

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General and Naruto's P.O.V

Naruto was presently trying very hard not to puke. Like last time, she fell on the cold, hard, unforgiving ground. "Oh why oh why oh why...!" I chant to myself. "I think I'm gonna be sick..." I say while I turn green and clap a hand to my mouth. McGongall seemed to look amused.

"First time traveling by Portkey?" She asked.

"Second..." I say as I try to keep my breakfast down. 'This is embarrassing,' I think while on a crouching position. I suddenly feel someone rubbing circles on my back, trying to soothe the dizzyness. It does help. A bit. "T-thanks..." I say, standing up. She nods and starts to walk forwards, me behind her. 'She seems strict, but I like her. She is also not that bad.'

"Since you are a Squib, you don't need a wand-" She says.

'He, why need a wand when I have my precious Asuma-blades?'

"-even though you will not be in my class, you are allowed inside, but only to observe it. I think you would like a pet?" She asked from the front. I blink.

"Pet?" I ask.

"Yes Miss Uzumaki, a pet. Do you want an owl, a cat, or a toad?" She asked sternly.

"Oh, I already have a pet, his name is Gamakichi." I say trying not to laugh. Gamakichi would definitely try to chew my head off if I ever called him a 'pet' and Gamabunta... I'm not even going there.

Then, it hit me.

"Oh! Sensei, I don't have any money!" I say panicked.

"Don't worry, It's all taken care of" She responds. A few seconds later, she asks, wondering. "What does...'sense-eii' mean?" I grin.

"It means professor in japanese, McGongall-sensei." She smiles softly, looking quite pleased.

We went to get potions supplies next, and I have to say, I am quite fascinated. There were ingredients that I recognized from back home, 'But there is a fairly large section of ingredients that I have never seen. Sakura will go nuts when I tell her! I'll make sure to buy some before leaving, because I like my limbs where they are, thank you very much!'

After buying a pewter cauldron, scales, and some other things, we moved on to get an atlas of the stars, telescope, and etc. etc.

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After a very long day of shopping, we finally bought parchment, 'What the hell', school books and some others for some light reading, 'Can't wait to get my hands on those interesting-cool books!' And the school uniform. The school uniform consists of (Just imagine the movies and convert it to manga/anime).

We got everything that I will need for the school year, and McGongall and I used...whatsitcalled? Side-long apparition? Anyways, still bad way to travel, but way better than a portkey. I think.

'I still prefer traveling via tree branches, train, or Hiraishin no Jutsu'

Yes, I learned my father's famous jutsu, the Hiraishin, or Thunder God.

We appeared in the Headmaster's office, and surprise surprise, I am once again on the ground.

"Aaah, back already?" I see Dumbledore and McGongall peering at me from above. I don't even bother getting up from the floor.

"Yes. I hope your magic is able to get rid of stains, sensei, because I'm having trouble keeping my lunch down for the third time today." I say gloomily. He chuckles.

"Maybe you should go and see Madam Pomfrey down at the Hospital Wing?"

I snap out of it. "Whaa!? Hospital!?" I shoot right up. "No uh! There is no way I'm going to the hell named Hospital! I'd prefer face Rock Lee one-on-one when he is drunk!" I shiver. That, was hilarious and terrifying at the same time. The professors exchange questioning looks. "Long story." I add at their questioning looks. They nodded, easly accepting it.

"Classes start in a week." McGongall-sensei said from above.

"Cool!" I say, while pumping my fist up in the air.