Title: Kukai's Dating Lessons
Pairing(s): Kutau, Rimahiko, Yairi, Amuto.
Warning: OOC, no charas, no Tadase, randomness.
Disclaimer: I do not own Shugo Chara.
A/N: OMG~ Thanks for the reviews/favs/alerts! I'm not planning to update this early, but because you guys are awesome, I made an exception. You guys rock! -give away vouchers to borrow Kukai for a day to awesome readers-
P.S: Nagi won the vote, so it'll be his turn first. Oh, and Ikuto will appear in this chapter, so look out for him! -winks-
Lesson Number 1: Dress Nicely
"So, Fujisaki, you're up first, huh?" Kukai nudged him said boy on the side with his elbow.
"Yeah. Guess so." Nagihiko replied somewhat nervously.
"Chill, man. Are you ready for your lesson?" Nagihiko nodded. Kukai put on fake glasses so he will look more serious, although he is laughing on the inside. (A/N: Something tells me Kukai will look HAWT with glasses on, LOL)
"Oh, and by the way, call me Kukai-sensei now that you're my student." He added.
"Fine." Nagihiko sits down on his usual chair, desperate to get the lesson over with and impress Rima already. Kukai stood up in front of him, and pulled out a white board out of nowhere much like Yaya when she's going to explain something to someone.
"Okay. First of all, girls love it when guys look formal and nice. They wouldn't go near you if you're messy, smells bad, or dirty." Kukai stated, trying to keep a straight face on, after all Nagihiko's face is very serious, something you don't see everyday. "Easy enough?"
"But, Kukai-sensei, I play basketball most of the time, and it'll be hard for me to stay clean that way!" Nagihiko complained hurriedly.
"That's no excuse! You have to keep yourself clean in front of them!" Kukai snapped, "And try not to sweat, too."
"But that's impossible!" The violet-haired teen complained loudly.
"Well, love is impossible." Kukai quoted his brother Shuusuo's sentence that he repeated a thousand times everyday. (Never thought Shuusuo is a love expert, huh?)
Our favourite cross-dresser sighed heavily, not wanting to give up on either of his choices: Rima or basketball.
"Okay, fine. So I need to wear formal stuff to see Rima, then?" Nagihiko asked to make things clear and certain.
"Yes."
"Got it. I'll go look for something formal enough to wear today, then, since I'm planning to take her to the comedy show at the park."
Kukai bit his lower lip to restrain himself from laughing out loud. Nagihiko is sweating bullets right in front of him, wearing a ridiculously heat-absorbing outfit in the middle of summer. It IS black in color, after all. Nagi thought that black is the most formal color, and is wearable for all seasons.
"Is this alright?" Nagihiko asked Kukai uncertainly.
Kukai nodded seriously, afraid that if he opens his mouth he can't stop laughing.
"Okay." The younger of the two started walking to the park to meet Rima who has been tricked, saying that Amu is there with him, too.
When he left, Kukai couldn't control his laughter, and laughed at his poor victim mercilessly. He then pulled his cell phone from his pocket and dialed Utau's number.
"Hello?" The person on the other side answered.
"..." Kukai couldn't say anything, but instead he laughed.
And poor Utau who doesn't understand yelled at him, "Stop laughing and say what you need to say, or else you'll be wasting my break time!"
"Right, sorry." He apologized, "Where are you now?"
"At the studio," The singer told him.
"Is it near the park with the comedy show today?"
"Yeah." Utau answered, looking out the window, where the people are setting up the stage for the show.
"Great!" Kukai said enthusiastically.
"Why?"
"Okay, Utau-koi, I need you to do some spying work for me..."
"I'm listening."
Utau arrived at the park, disguising herself, not wanting Rima or Nagihiko to recognize her if they do bump into her on the way.
Hiding in a bush near the park bench, she kneel down and wait for the two. She immediately recognized the boy as he walked to a nearby tree for some shade. Rima arrived a few minutes after, and her eyes widen when she saw the Jack by the tree.
Apparently Nagi felt this, because he smirked to himself, 'Hehe, she must think I'm cool!'
But actually, 'Why is he wearing that thing? Is this some kind of joke?' The 'Goddess of comedy' thought.
Unknown to Utau, Rima, and Nagihiko, a certain blue-haired, cat-like guy is directly on top of the tree near the one Nagihiko's at, and he could also see Utau hiding there.
Utau, at the moment, is pulling out her video camera so Kukai could also see what happened in case she couldn't describe it well. Meanwhile, Rima's trying to keep a straight face because she's talking to a strangely dressed Nagi.
Ikuto laughed a bit at the poor Fujisaki, and decided to sneak over to Utau. Even though she's in disguise, he could recognize her easily since, duh, she's his sister!
"Utau." He said, surprising the blond. Utau, knowing it was just Ikuto, replied,
"Ssshhh... they'll hear us, baka!"
"What are you doing?" He asked her, also kneeling down.
"Well, Kukai told me to spy on them, so shut up."
Upon hearing the Kukai's name, he perked up, "So this is all his doing, huh?"
"Yes. Now would you please find someone else to bother."
Ikuto leaped off without another word, off in search for the Souma. He just couldn't miss an opportunity to prank others.
The purple-haired Jack pulled Rima to enter the show, handing the ticket guy both of their tickets. The ticket guy just raised his eyebrow and thought "I know this is a comedy show and all, and things are supposed to be funny... but I didn't know that the audience are supposed to be dressed in weird clothes, too!"
Utau entered the show not long after, because although she doesn't have a ticket, they let her enter anyway because they think that having a popstar at their show will make other people enter, too. Keeping a safe distance from the two Guardians, she turn on her video cam and continue recording.
People stared at and embarrassed Rima and a strangely confident Nagihiko, whispering amogst themselves. Because this comedy show will be showed live on TV, the reporters from 'Gossip Channel' (A/N: Lame name? Yes. I agree.) came too since they heard Utau was there. Also they're looking for the 'Best-dressed' and 'Worst-dressed' people.
When the show started, the audience are laughing their heads off and Rima chose that moment to escape. Nagi, distracted by the show, didn't know this.
The curly-haired blond walked slowly, looking around for anybody that she knows. But, she spotted the reporters nearby. 'Time for revenge!' She thought, her head forming a fool-proff plan to embarrass Nagi back. What? He made her stand out when she doesn't want to!
Rima tugged the business-looking reporter lady, whispering to her, "I have somebody that might be perfect for the worst-dressed title," And the chibi devil pointed to Nagi. The older woman laughed and gestured for the other crew to follow her as she made her way to Nagihiko after thanking a smirking Rima.
"Rima-chan, isn't it funny?" Nagihiko asked the person who's supposed to be beside him when he realized that he didn't hear Rima's cute voice laughing everytime the funny part came.
He whipped his head, hoping to see Rima, but instead he saw reporters instead. The woman walked over to him and put an arm around his shoulders, shouting, "We have a winner for the worst-dressed category!"
Nagi looks confused because he thought he looked awesome.
The woman asked him, "So, why are you wearing a tuxedo in the middle of summer at a park, exactly?"
As the boy searched for the right answer to say, he made a mental note to kill Kukai later.
Ikuto found the person he's looking for at the Royal Garden, who's currently watching the video Utau sent him moments ago. Apparently the younger Tsukiyomi stopped recording because, 1) she has to go back to practice, and 2) the reporters spotted her so she has to run away before they started asking questions about why is she recording.
Kukai laughed his head off when the reporters walked over to Nagi, and the video stopped there.
"Yo." Ikuto greeted him, jumping down from the Royal Garden's top window (A/N: Just in case you haven't noticed, Ikuto never enter from doors. In the Royal Garden, he always come from that top window, right?)
"Tsukiyomi Ikuto? What are you doing here?"
"I found out you have made a match-making service. Mind if I join you?" The older of the two smirked, "I have great ideas for your next victim."
A/N: There you go! I'm sorry if this isn't so good... The electrivity at my house was out for 13 hours, and I can't even type or anything. It was torture. But, don't forget to review! The more reviews I get, the faster you can see what torture is waiting for Kairi!
~Sasa