DISCLAIMER: I/We do NOT own Harry Potter…sadly. Sob

Aunt Petunia the Pony

When Harry finally woke up, they all left for the car with Dudley's ahem disgusting shoes.

"Why does my head hurt?" Harry moaned, when they were finally in the car.

"You fainted, stupid," said Dudley, still admiring his shoes.

i"I faked it, moron," said Harry, not looking at Dudley. He didn't want to puke again.

"I guess it must have been from when I dropped you on the way to the car," said Dudley, not taking his eyes off of the pink, fluffy, sparkly, unicorn-embellished shoes.

"YOU WHAT!" Harry screamed at his cousin, closing his eyes and he turned to face Dudley.

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID, BOY!" Uncle Vernon roared at the world in general. "SOMEBODY BUY ME A HEARING AID!"

"Um…nothing," said Dudley, rubbing his beloved shoes.iiHarry retuned to the window and looked out it. 'I really miss hanging out with Ron and Hermione. I really miss Ginny. I love her so much. iii. I wonder what she's doing right now?' Harry thought. He and Ron's younger sister, Ginny, got together at the end of term last year.

"FLUFFY!" Dudley randomly yelled. Harry was very angry that Dudley had interrupted his dreaming of Ginny.

"SHUT UP YOU MASSIVE TWIT!" He yelled at Dudley. No one could argue with Harry's name for Dudley. He was pretty massive.

"Fluffy," said Dudley, angrily, staring at Harry with what he called and 'evil glare.'

"Neigh!" said Aunt Petunia, happily.

A/n: Very random.

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