A/N: It has occurred to me that I should've named this fic "SlimeDog Millionaire". Oh well. I'm really happy with all the positive reviews this fic's been getting, and I'd like to thank those who have taken the time to read and review.
Adventure Time (c) Cartoon Network and Pendelton Ward
"Like, oh my glob!" LSP shouted, hands pressing against her cheeks as her mouth hung open in surprise. She was sitting at a small pink table with pieces of china on it. It separated the lumpy princess from Hot Dog Princess, who sat across on the other side of the table gingerly sipping her tea. "So you like, totally tongued her? Right there on the lumping stump underneath the freaking stars?"
Another sip, then Hot Dog Princess nodded her head, a small smirk now on her face. "And let me tell you LSP, she was quite," She paused, tapping her chin as she tried to find the right words. "Delicious."
LSP did a raspberry before slamming her hand down on the pink table, causing the china to rattle. "You little horn-dog! I bet you like, totally ravaged her junk right there huh?"
A sigh escaped past Hot Dog Princess' lips as she sat her tea cup down. "As much as I would've liked to, I refrained myself from falling back on my more basic instincts. And believe me when I say it wasn't easy." Stars started to appear in her eyes as she recounted her cute little green love toy. "That girl certainly has a wiggle to her."
"Like, so what? Now you're a lesbian or something?" LSP gulped down her tea, then proceeded to refill her cup and dump about fifteen lumps of sugar into it.
Hot Dog Princess shrugged, refilling her cup as well. "I'm not a lesbian per say, I still think Finn is hotter than fuck, it's just right now Slime Princess is catching my interests more. Plus she's just so cute."
LSP made loud sipping sounds as she downed another cup of tea. Her eyes were beginning to dart back and forth all over the place, making Hot Dog Princess think she was having a sugar rush. "Like, I totally know what you're talking about! This one time, my friend Melissa was totally crushing on me super hard, and she was like 'Let me kiss you LSP!', and I was all like 'No! Get away or I'll cut you!'".
Hot Dog Princess nodded, secretly wondering if the story were true or just some fabrication LSP had made up to make herself look cooler. Probably the later.
The sound of bells ringing made Hot Dog Princess jump from her seat, her face suddenly having a look of worry on it. "Oh damn what time is it?" Looking at her rooms large brown clock, she saw it was already half past noon. "Damn! I'm late!" Not wasting any time, she rushed underneath her bed and retrieved a green tote-bag before heading to the door. "You can have the rest of the tea LSP!" She shouted over her shoulder as she left.
LSP was already gulping down the rest of the tea like it was liquid gold, her mouth already filled to the brim with sugar lumps.
Slime Princess sat on the same stump that she and Hot Dog Princess had met on last night, a wicker basket was at her side and covered by a red and white checkered blanket. The gelatinous princess waited patiently for her date to arrive. A small giggle escaped her lips, the fact that she was on an actual date making her giddy with excitement, and the fact it was with someone so beautiful only made it much more exciting.
The sudden rustling of bushes alerted Slime Princess that someone was coming. She felt a little worried that it might be an evil ogre come to steal her basket of goodies, but as soon as the curly hair of Hot Dog Princess appeared her fear was replaced with a small flutter in her stomach.
Hot Dog Princess saw Slime Princess and smiled at her, rushing over and discarding her green bag as she nuzzled against the other princess. "Hey there babe, been waiting long." When she moved her face away she nearly laughed at the absolutely cute expression Slime Princess had on her face combined with the large blush going across her green body.
"N-not long no. I just got here a few minuted before you did, and-MUFFINS!"
Hot Dog Princess blinked, surprised at the sudden outburst. "What?"
Slime Princess' blush looked like it might encompass her whole body. Quickly she reached back and grabbed her basket, removing the blanket covering it and revealing at least a dozen muffins. The smell that wafted over to Hot Dog Princess' made her shiver with hunger. They smelled delicious.
"Are those Blueberry?" Hot Dog Princess asked, silently hopping that they were since those were her favorite kind.
Slime Princess nodded, smiling at the reaction her muffins had caused Hot Dog Princess. "Yup, I woke up early and started making them so they'd be ready for our..." She fell silent, the blush returning to her face.
Damn, Hot Dog Princess thought, how cute can this girl be? She needed to tease her, the urge was just too great. "Our what Slimey?" She edged forward again, only inches from Slime Princess' face, the scent of the muffins making her mouth water.
"You know." Slime Princess, eyes downcast as she was too embarassed to look at Hot Dog Princess.
"No, I'm afraid I don't know." She wasn't sure, but Hot Dog Princess thought she saw a shiver go through the goo like princess before her. "Why don't you tell me."
Slime Princess bit her bottom lip, then slowly raised her eyes to look into Hot Dog Princess'. "Our date." Suddenly she found herself on her back, Hot Dog Princess on top of her and grinning mischievously. Slime Princess found that her arms were being pinned by the other princess, but she didn't necessarily want to get up at the moment.
"That took a lot of courage for you to say it out loud, didn't it?" Hot Dog Princess watched as the person under her nodded slowly. She was getting a major thrill from being on top of Slime Princess, pinning the girl down and having her at her mercy. "Hey, Slimey."
Slime Princess gulped. "Wh-what?" She was getting a little jittery as she saw Hot Dog Princess' smile begin to turn more and more devious. She was feeling worried and...aroused?
"I'm gonna' kiss ya'. You know, as thanks for the muffins." Without any room for argument, as if there would be any, Hot Dog Princess brought her face down and planted her lips onto Slime Princess'. It felt a little odd, she though, almost like kissing jello. Daringly she slipped her tongue forward, and was surprised by how quickly the other girl opened her mouth and welcomed the appendage in. Once inside Slime Princess' mouth, Hot Dog Princess swore she could taste a lemony-lime taste, which only made her want to try and experience more of the taste. She found her dates tongue, and proceeded to play with it. "Mmmm, now that definitely feels like jello." Her thoughts were interrupted when she felt Slime Princess grinding against her body, soft moans coming from her mouth.
With a loud and wet 'plop', Hot Dog Princess broke the kiss and moved herself from Slime Princess. The sad look of disappointment on her face nearly made Hot Dog Princess hop back on her. "Why did you stop?" She asked, sadness laced in her voice.
Hot Dog Princess licked her lips, the lingering taste of lemon-lime still in her mouth. "Sorry babe, but that was getting a little to heated, and I don't like to 'have a roll in the hay' out in the woods." In all honesty she had wanted to go further, but she definitely wasn't going to do it when there was a chance someone might accidentally walk in on the two while they were being intimate. "Besides, I'm dying to try some of your muffins, that smell is driving me crazy!"
That seemed to put Slime Princess' worries at rest, as she felt immense pride in the way Hot Dog Princess was excited about her muffins. The two began to eat their meal, Slime Princess laughing when Hot Dog Princess stuffed so many muffins in her mouth that her cheeks bulged out. It an excellent date, both of them thought, but they couldn't wait for the next one and what treasures he had waiting.