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"Normal talk"

'Character thoughts on 3rd person POV'

Actions, yawning for example

Note= If you are confused about something, just google it. We warned you last chapter, Contains loads of bs and techy stuff that you probably never heard of.

PS: THIS CHAPTER IS JUST A LITTLE TEASER, I PLAN ON UPDATING A 15 K WORD CHAPTER.

Alex POV

Alex's office.

"Our Kingdom will fall…" I sing (a sountrack from a game, again.) as I tap it away on the keyboard, looking about in the internet, see what's popin', what's crackin'.

Youtube? Recommended page? Hmm, as I scroll the page down, my eyes instantly fall on a video; what the hell is this title?

'I HACKED PEWDIEPIE! JACKSEPTICEYE! MARKIPLIER! xD :D ;')'

I visibly cringe, and;

Quickly click away from the cursed recommended page, yesh! I need bleach, my eyes are tainted by the pure cringe that title alone gave me.

Look, kids;

The rule number one of being a hacker, never admit that you are one of them. Or at least, in a direct way.

Otherwise, people wouldn't believe a single word you say,

Because, if you were a person, who would say 'I'm a hacker' or 'I hacked someone' or anything along those lines,

You would sound like a 12 year old kid, who just looked up 'hacker' on Wikipedia and read very first the two lines in there, and be like? OH! I'M A HACKER heHEHEH!

Also I'm sure people who knows a thing or two about coding and programming would just do a somersault an' cringe to a point where they would kill themselves (sarcasm=death), because trust me, programing is a bitch to conquer. So don't go out there, and say stuff like this, you are inwardly killing people!

I click away to another tab, which, by the way I use chrome, and have 153 tabs open, soo, 'some' of them about porn and hentai games.

Like? 40 percent of them.

Noh I lied! Its 70 percent!

Once I click to the tab I wanted to go, the screen goes white, loading…

Loading…

Fuck I need a new computer! This shit has 32 TB RAM, a super computer mother board and CPU, but the chrome still lags anyway. Graphic card is… Let's just say that, it has 16 TB VRAM, this thing costs enough to buy 50 yachts and several sky scrapers.(==Sarcasm[not])

God damn it, we need to invest in a browser app, I need more porn in the back ground for fuck sake.

We own google.

We own google plus.

We own Steam.

We own our jesus christ and lord an' savior Gabe-sama.

BUT WE DON'T OWN A BROWSER!

FUUCK!

Fuck.

Also, my monitor supports 5120×2880 resolution soo, that's how I can possibly click on any of the tabs without accidently pressing the x button and closing them.

I pull out my phone, and text this to my dad, I NEED MOAR PERFORMANCE! I NEED MORE PORN an' HENTAI!

This shitty chrome browser, that other browser that has a red O symbol, firefox, all these are shit. My computer is amazing, but browsers can't handle the amount of porn an' hentai I have.

I ain't no pervert.

I'm just a troll.

Please promote #NewBrowsah for help.

Oh finally, the page loaded.

Hmmm, Design of the site I'm in, it's pretty simple, a black screen with bunch of buttons.

I'm going to read the button names now,

'Activate Mind Control'= it's self-explanatory and the button has a 2d brain image icon.

'Execute Order 66' = it kills all of the 'human' employees we deployed. The button has a person with a hood and red evil eyes as a icon.

'Exterminate All the Heretics' = this one kills all of the 'prisoners' we have in the Arctic and the undercover ones, that we released so that they spy for us. (After breaking them to a point where they would blindly follow our orders.) button icon is a crimson red 'I' with a white skull on the middle.

'Nuke duke'm' =again, self-explanatory. A radiation warning sign, as the icon obviously.

'Fire Da Lasers!' our 3/4 moon sized satellite, fires towards earth at full power, it's estimated that at its full power, it can destroy a planet, so I'm pretty sure we can bring down a god with this, also we can adjust its range, so that it wouldn't make any contact with the earth itself, but the atmosphere is kind of… in danger as one would call it, but we have generators that will support the atmosphere, don't worry! Also, the button has a little bugs bunny image on it.

Moving on,

'Fire Da Triple Lasers! [WIP]' this one, oh boy! It's the same as the Fire Da Lasers button, but not only the satellite fires, also from our colonies, Moon and the mars going to have lasers too, so they fire at the specified target as well. But since our colonies aren't quite ready yet, so the button is work in progress. Moonians will RISE! the icon for this one, is just a cowboy hat.

Let's just say that there are loads of lasers involved.

By the way, the satellite is a mega structure, it is completely un-manned, no maintenance, it generates enough energy to support itself, also it has nano-bots that repair its hull,

So, this thing can still be fully operational even if the sun explodes. And we all die a horrible death, it still be there ready to fire on some fools...

In theory, I don't believe it though since, how the fuck is it going to survive the blast? Also it has a call sign;

'A.T.T.I.L.A'

It's a befitting name for a chaos bringer don'tchya think?

Attila the Hun, had the nickname 'Flagellum Dei' which is Latin for Scourge of God, me and my dad named it after him, since we are going to kill god-level creatures with it.

We originally designed it to kill Great Red.

Why? Because here is the thing, when we unite- then what? What would they do? We want them to fear us, just like how they fear each other, and what's the most efficient way to put fear into people?

1- Have a weapon capable of destroying the world.

2- Kill somebody who is more than likely on top of the food chain.

3- …

4- Profit.

How do we know about Great Red, or the fact that the 'god' is dead?

Like I said, we have spies. That we broke their personalities so that they work for us,

Also before you ask, we do have at least three spies in every faction, including the smaller ones.

One of them, for example…

Pff, I'm not going to give any names, but you should probably prepare yourself, but I'll give you a hint;

She wears a French Maid outfit.

Now, interpret that to your own will.

Anyway,

I click off the page.

Darn Skippy*~

"I fucking hate PE... Pure fucking hatred!"

I shake my head as I jog with ma' jerseys on, it's black as my nibba,

Thank Asian Union lets the student wear whatever the fuck they want when it comes to physical education, as long as it is something comfortable to move around with, so you can't wear jeans, sad face.

I'm currently randomly jogging about, since teach did gave us the freedom to do fuck all, most of my classmates playing roblox or some cancerous shit on their phone, while the rest is playing football? Is that even a thing in AU? (short for Asian Union) What the fuck? But then again, Asia does like football after all, also I'm talking about the game you play with your feet, mind you. Not Yankee football.

And girl classmates are doing their misandrist bullshit and play some of that good ol' volleyball, there are a few women playing basketball with some of the boys, but that's it really, it's fucking divided as fuck.

Like Spain in 1936.

Sigh, I'm bored, can we go home… Please?

Pretty please?

"Alex!"

A brown haired boy calls out to as I stop jogging, oh wait, that's Issei! Did I mention that our classes have PE at the same time? Oh, I wonder how that happened. evil smirk*

I totally didn't intervene to change the timetable, and hundred percent sure I did 'not' asked the teacher to pair us so that I can befriend him, and have a good time.

"Oh, heyyy, how are ya doing pal?" I grin at him.

"Ceiling." He shrugs, and mirrors my grin, albeit adding perverse nature to it.

"Guess what? I have a date tomorrow!" his grin only gets wider, a bit of drool trailing down from his mouth.

"Great job pal!" I put my arm around his neck, Sigh, I like the guy to be honest, not in a totally homo way of course, more like a 'bruh' way.

Tomorrow I will stalk them, and when the time is right, go in capture the alien for interrogation then send Issei and her to the Arctic.

Two birds, one stone, baby!

I could just grab Issei and get the fuck out of here, right here right now,

But, what are you? A fucking gay?

Do I look like some twat with a stick up their arse?

I ain't no Abb, I can take risks, it's not like its end of the world or anything, we can find other vessels to play around with.

"Say, I heard that Gremory-san took you to her club room?!" this time he screams at my face, with all the glory of anime tears. Also he fucking grabbed collar.

"How?!" he spits all over my face,

I start to laugh while shoving him away, Ah, the humanity.

"Do you like Rias?" I simply ask, my voice is loud enough to catch half of our classmates attention.

Practically call him out so he can embarrass himself.

At my question, his eyes widens comically,

"OF COURSE I DO! HER OPPAI IS AMAZING!" he screams so loud, I thought my ears started bleed.

Of course, our lovely misandrist classmates send him death glares, but he ignores them like a champ.

"Stay away from him Alex-san!" a misandrist calls out to me as I hold back a chuckle. Hmm, wait? if I call them misandrist, which means they hate men, so does that mean…

I'm not a man?

Dramatic Sound effect-Royalty Free Ukulele*

Wait, did you just used.. A royalty free music there?! What the fuck is wrong with you!

Fucking ukulele.

"Yes! Stay away from him!" sigh, this shit just got boring~

"Oh, you like big breasts?" I ask, which makes him look at me like I was missing my head or something.

"YES I DOOOO!" he shrill screams the fuck out of people, making even the person in the back cringe at the sound,

"But you do realize that… They will sag and wither sooner or later?"

That immediately shuts him up and looks at me with a scowl.

"What?" his voice lanced with hostility, perhaps because I bad mouthed the oppai god of death?

"And you can't have fun with them when they finally do sag." I shake my head,

"You-" he starts to talk but immediately shuts up when he realized what I'm talking about.

And that makes him lower his head in depression.

"NO! I DON'T WANT THEM TO SAG AND WITHER!" but in the end, he still screams with a jump.

"They will sag and wither sooner or later." I repeat the same sentence again, pff it's going to happen unless she gets GeneAlted, or she knows how to do glamour.

While we are having this lovely pleasant conversation, our female peers look at us, more like Issei, with clear anger.

Since they still believe that I'm an innocent prince.

Lol.

Someone taps my shoulder,

I turn to face…

Dudududdudu….

Duuu!

Kiba.

"Alex-san, can you please come to club-room after this period?" he asks pleasantly, again, are we sure, sure he is a guy? Can I see if he has a ding dong down there? Because his voice is kinda femine…

"What. Did. I. Said. Yesterday?" my voice is hardened as I use my authoritative tone, making everyone feel dread, hell I think I heard somebody fall to their knees with a tud.

"I-I-I-" he stutters… As he blushes? Oh my god… what did I do? Don't tell me he is into M.

Yeup, I'm totally getting gender bend tech done first, this bastard needs to be a female ASAP.

Then I'll make her my secretary. A blond secretary… pff, that's sounds like some story that porn videos use.

Uh, Also I saw the bulge twitch on his pants. So yep,

He is a he,

sad face.

I grab his collar, and bring him closer,

"Tell your master this, 'I want you.' She'll know what I mean…" I whisper.

He nods frantically, as the blush on his face intensifies, I release him.

Damn, I flushed the guy.

Again, just like yesterday, he ran away without looking back.

3RD person POV

The club room

"Kaichou!"

Rias looks at her knight as he barges in, looking quite… embarrassed.

"Yes Kiba, is he coming?" Rias looks at him with a kind smile.

Kiba shakes his head, but says; "He told me to tell you this, 'I want you' and said that you'll know what he means."

This makes Rias twitch, a beautiful blush adorns her cheeks.

'H-He wants me to get him, again?' Rias thought as she blushed harder.

Rising from her seat, she heads out.

Rias, founds him with her magic jumbo mombo.

He was laying down on the grass, leaning his back against a tree on the school grounds, his eyes are closed as his arms wrapped around the back of his head.

Rias moves in closer, and crouches down next to him.

"Hey-" Rias calls out softly, but it's enough to make him open his eyes.

"Oh hey Rias." Alex Smiles softly as he adjusts to sit straight.

"H-Hey…" with that both became silent, just staring each other in the eye, Rias lost herself to his azure eyes.

He yawns as he starts to stretch, standing up he says;

"C'mon, let's go to your club room. I want to sit on an actual couch."

At the club room, Rias is sitting on her chair, while Alex is sitting on the couch, Akeno is standing behind Rias, her hands behind her back, a passive look on her face, but worry could be seen in her eyes.

"What is your answer?" Rias asks, a hopeful smile on her face, her eyes shining.

Alex, looks at her in the eye and turns to Akeno, does the same with her, before turning to look at Rias again.

Taking a deep breath,

"My answer is-" he ultimately gets interrupted by a phone,

His phone was ringing.

He quickly pulls out his phone like a cowboy, under a second.

He hangs up after looking at the caller's name.

"As I was saying, My answer is-" Rias leans in, she was confused , 'why did he hang up on the call?' she thought, but looks at him with anticipation.

…

…His phone starts ringing, again.

Alex POV

"Damn it…" I curse under my breath,

Clearing my throat, "Excuse me Rias, can I take this? It seems important." I say.

She raises an eyebrow, but nods.

I bring my phone to my ear, and answer the call.

"Why did ya call'd this numbah?" I sound professional this time around. Ish.

"Alex, we are in a tight situation here." a girl's voice answers my question. In the background…

Is that artillery I just heard? What the hell, her mission is supposed to be an infiltration in Papua, they are ordered to rescue a hostage in an apartment. IN MIDDLE OF A THE TOWN!

So how the fuck- Just how the hell, are they under artillery fire? where the fuck is the government? why didn't they intervene? I swear these primitive bastards.

since they don't have corpanationity, they are primitive in our eyes.

Ahem, guys an' gals, meet Lady Snake. She is the leader of the Team Rainbow.

She is amazing.

"That doesn't answer my question."

She sighs,

"I'm calling you from your personal phone-line,"

"That still doesn't answer my-"

"FINE! I-I just wanted to hear your voice, that's all." She interrupts me, I could hear her embarrassment on the phone.

Wait, this line, a death flag? Did she just raised a death flag on me?!

I narrow my eyes.

"Okay, I'll send in the Flying Dutchman, also I did miss your voice too." A little bit of that flirting to ensure loyalty.

Also, if any of you never heard of the 'Flying Dutchman' it is just a legendary ghost ship that can never make port and is doomed to sail the oceans forever.

A fitting name for our Jetcarrier.

PS: it is like Helicarrier from marvel, but more awesome, bigger, better version of it, instead of using giant 'fans' to float, as its name indicates, uses jet engines.

Its deck is big enough to hold 842 Jet fighters, and because since they are VTOL's, they can employ at the same time, they don't use the deck like a F16.

Also, the jet fighters can transform into Mechs.

and no, before you ask, the pilots don't wear skin tight suits that are nothing more then fan service. no, they wear armor just in case if the mech's armor gets penetrated.

Mechs have laser guns, miniguns, rockets, artillery, and other stuff that I don't remember.

Also, Jetcarrier have a giant beam cannon, that capable of devastating New York sized city.

Flak gunnery, ICBM.

Experimental Shield Generator, you can guess what it does, it is a prototype, sooo..

Anyway, but you wanna know why it is called Flying Dutchman?

Because you see, when we launched the sucker, the core, which is the most expensive part of the jetcarrier by the way.

We launched it with the help of rocketry.

We didn't active the core until it 'almost' broke the atmosphere.

Then used its jets to stabilize and stop the upwards thrust that it got going on. Because we are certain that it wasn't going to work, but it did anyway, also there wasn't anyone on the carrier at the time, so don't worry about that (lies)

Jet carrier descended towards earth, then we realized that the core is behaving differently as Flying Dutchman continued its descent.

And for some reason, The core started to overheat.

Our scientists found out that the core was sensitive to gravity, and could go haywire if Flying Dutchman ever touches the ground. So our engineers had to do the maintenance and repairs in the air, the supplies comes with our shipment aircrafts.

So you are asking now,

How the hell is that even a thing?

Well, you see;

This core made to support, ExWarpT Engines, which is the main engine of the jetcarrier that located on the back of it.

Short for Experimental Warp Technology.

This is the charm of this baby,

It can travel across the globe, in matter of seconds.

But can't go into space.

Sad face.

"Awesome!" Snake cheers on the other side of the phone,

"I love you!" and hangs up, not giving me any chance to speak.

I chuckle lightly while pocketing my phone, facing Rias once more.

"Flying Dutchman?" She asks quizzically.

"My sister asked my help in a video game." I lie an' smile, Also I said that she was my sister, for just in case if she ever comes here.

"Your sister? I didn't know you had a sibling." Rias turns to face Akeno, giving her ze look.

Akeno just shrugs, doesn't care.

"We were in the have orphanage, we looked out for each other like actual siblings." Damn I need to write this shit down somewhere so that I can remember to tell Snake about it.

"Non-blood related?" Rias narrows her eyes in slight hostility, it isn't directed at me.

"Yes."

Rias shakes her head,

"Do you want be a devil or not?"

PleasePleasePleasePlease! don't interrupt me PLEASE!

"My answer is…" I lock eyes with Rias. She looks at me with expectant look.

"Why?"

"Why do you want me?" I had decided to go and be honest.

Like always. (all lies)

"B-Because I-I-I-" she stutters while shifting on her seat, looking away from me.

"Sigh* Look, unless you tell me the reason, to my face, I won't even consider being a devil for you." I say with matter of fact tone.

Let's see how she is going to respond.

"I-I-"

What the hell? Is- Is that blood dripping from her nose? Also her face is redder then her hair, smoke is coming out of her ears.

"I-I lov-"

And that's how far she had gone today.

She fainted.

God damn.

…

To be Continued

I read some fanfics where MC faints when he tries to confess his feelings to Rias,

So I thought, why not do the opposite? 'Master seductress' my buttocks, Rias is a young girl who doesn't have any experience when it comes to actual romance, so she is having hard time to control her new found feelings. At the very least, in this fanfic.

We thank you for reading this chapter. Hope you have a good day!