Chapter 2
If there was one thing that Bulma couldn't deny, it was that this girl claiming to be Goku sure had the same appetite as Goku. "I just can't believe it." Bulma sighed as she watched Goku snarf down a fourth bowl of rice with a happy hum. "How could something like this have happened? It's just not possible.." After Bulma had expended all of her questions, she finally let everyone sit down to breakfast, still sceptical about the transformed Sayian. "Oh it's just horrible!" cried Chichi, who had awoken from her fainted state not long ago. "My poor husband! Turned into a woman. Oh its so awful! Poor Goku!" she looked to the sky and clapped her hands together with pain in her eyes as if pleading with the gods to take away Goku's pain. "This is really good Chichi!" mumbled Goku, who was in fact very content at the moment, through a mouthful of food. "Some of your best ever!"
"DON"T TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL!" demanded Chichi, who slammed her fist on the table. "IT'S VERY UNLADY LIKE!" Goku flinched and swallowed. "Sorry Chichi." Chichi glared at her. "And sit up straight! If my husband's going to be a woman, she's gonna be a proper one!"
"How many times do you get to say that sentence in your lifetime." Krillin wondered, chewing tiredly. "But it hurts to sit like that." Goku whined, looking at her wife pleadingly. "No excuses! And as soon as breakfast is over, you're getting out of that filthy gi and into something nice!" Chichi exclaimed, whacking Goku on the back with a paper fan to get her to sit up straight.
"Gee, poor Goku." whispered Yamcha, not wanting Chichi to hear. "Anymore of that and I'd go crazy." he shivered as Tien shrugged. " I guess everyone has there own way of dealing with this kind of change, and this is the Chichi way."
"Owch! Chichi that stings!" Goku cried, rubbing her back. "Oh my poor Goku! Somebody end his torment!" Chichi sniffed. "It's really not so bad Chichi, just kind of shocking at first.." Goku said, careful to not talk with food in her mouth.
Vegeta huffed. "Well no matter how comfortable you've gotten in your new state, Kakarot, we're going to find a way to change you back." Goku looked over at him. "Wow you'd really help me out like that Vegeta?"
"I'm not going to let the last of a warrior race remain in a weakened form, Kakarot." Vegeta growled, turning his head away from her. "Oh right…" Goku said, laughing awkwardly. "He's right Goku, we're all gonna do what we can to help you get back to normal." Yamcha encouraged, nodding at Goku. "Thanks guys. I appreciate it ."
After breakfast, Chichi kept true to her word and dragged Goku into their guest room to get a change of clothes, much to Goku's distaste, as the others cleaned up the breakfast mess. "Boy, Goku's certainly got his, er her, handsful today, doesn't she." Oolong said, putting his hands behind his head. "Yeah, I'm surprised she hasn't run off the island already." Krillin laughed, picking up the remaining dishes from the table. A few minutes later, after a lot of complaining, Goku and Chichi finally began to leave the guest room.
"But Chichi this is so uncomfortable…" Goku complained as she was shoved into the hallway and back toward the sitting room. "Quit whining , you look nice for once, now go show off my handy work." Chichi smiled as shoved Goku the rest of the way out into the sitting room. Everyone turned and saw that Goku stood wearing a dark blue chinese dress, very similar to what Chichi normally wears, with orange pants and matching blue boots. She looked very uncomfortable, as she was fidgeting and trying to loosen the dress as the others looked upon her . "Oh wow Goku, you look great." said Pwar, flying over to her to see the dress. "You think so?" Goku smiled and rubbed the back of her head. "Yeah Goku, you clean up pretty nice as a girl." Krillin said, nodding in encouragement.
"Thanks Krillin, but don't know how good this dress will be in a fight" Goku looked down, still unsure about wearing the dress. "And just how much fighting do you plan on doing?" Chichi snapped, facing her husband. "I- uh- well.." Goku stuttered, fidgeting with a seam on the dress. Chichi growled. "You really think now is the time for fighting?!"
"Well, I mean, maybe… you never know." Goku mumbled, avoiding eye contact. "Honestly, after all the trouble I go to to make you look presentable. Even after giving up one of my own dresses." Chichi huffed, turning away from her husband.
Before Goku had a chance to explain herself, Bulma chimed in from the table. "Hey Goku come over here for a second." Goku turned, grateful for an excuse to end the awkward conversation. "Coming Bulma!" She said as she briskly walked over and sat down next to the blue haired woman. "Well, I just had a thought that we should probably have to get a check up on your vitals, considering your recent transformation, your body may be out of whack."
"Check up? That sounds like doctor talk…" Goku gulped, actually wishing she was still conversing with her angry wife. "Relax, I can just examine you at Capsule Corp. We don't need to see any doctors." Bulma said, rolling her eyes. "Oh, that's right." Goku sighed in relief. "Geez, one of the greatest warriors in the universe, afraid of doctors of all people.." Bulma muttered, shaking her head, as she went to gather her things. "Not the doctors, just the needles they carry." Goku mumbled with a shudder, even though Bulma was out of range to hear her.
"Hey Goku, how does Chichi's dress fit?" Oolong grunted with a snicker from across the table, a teasing look in his eye. Goku didn't pick up on the joke however. "Well it's alright, but its a little tight in the chest area…" Chichi howled from the other end of the room. "WHAT WAS THAT?!" Goku turned, calling over to her. "I said it was a little-"
"I HEARD YOU!" Chichi snapped, blushing with embarrassment and stomping of to get her things packed for the journey to Capsule Corp. Goku blinked in confusion, turning back to Oolong. "Was it something I said?" Oolong sighed. "You are as thick-headed as they come, Goku."
When everyone was packed up to leave the island, Bulma stepped outside and threw a tiny capsule into the air and with a loud poof, out from it came a burst of smoke and a large plane. "Alright everyone, climb on." she said cheerfully as the doors opened automatically. Most of the inhabitants of the island stepped into the glider, some sitting and others choosing to stand in the back. Turtle waved to them as Bulma started the engine and they took off and left for Capsule Corp.
"Hey Master Roshi!" Goku smiled, standing in the back along with the other Z fighters. "I didn't think you'd be coming along!"
"Are you kidding, I wouldn't miss this for all the money in the world." Roshi chuckled as he proceeded to rub his hand along Goku's butt, causing the warrior to shiver and elbow the old turtle hermit into the floor of the hovercraft, creating a Roshi shaped dent. "Hey! Quit denting my plane, you dirty old man!" yelled Bulma from the pilot seat. "But it wasn't my fault…" moaned Roshi from the floor. "Geez Master... You'd think he'd learned his lesson by now" Tien sighed, facepalming. "Typical." Krillin muttered, crossing his arms.
The rest of trip was pretty much smooth sailing to Capsule Corp, that is until a familiar voice caused Goku to nearly jump out of her skin, startling everyone on the plane as the hero yelped in surprise. "GOKU! Goku can you hear me?!" shouted the voice.
"Yeowch! King Kai turn down the volume!" Goku cried, covering her ears.
"Oh sorry." said the Kai. King Kai stood in otherworld with a serious expression on his face, which slowly turned into an amused one. "Heh...heh heh heh...Bwahahahahaha!" The Kai continued to laugh for a good minute.
"It's not that funny King Kai!" Goku blushed with embarrassment as the Kai continued to laugh at her.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, its just hehe there's got to be a good one in the joke book for this situation." King Kai giggled, causing Goku to start getting annoyed.
"Did you actually have something to tell me, or are you just looking for a laugh?" She grumbled, folding her arms.
"Right right I'm sorry." The Kai sighed giddily and cleared his throat. "Goku, I think I've found the reason for your sudden change."
"What?! You're serious?!" Goku exclaimed excitedly. The Kai nodded. "Yes, it has to do with the meteor shower you watched last night."
"Huh, really? Can meteor showers do that to people?"
"No you idiot, just listen!" King Kai snapped, causing Goku to shut her mouth tightly. "Now, as I was saying. That meteor shower was no ordinary meteor shower. Those meteors had and enchantment place on them by an evil wizard. That enchantment was meant to be used to find the wizard the perfect wife, and it must have affected you in the process of the search."
"What? But how do you know this? And why would it affect me?" Goku interrupted.
"If you would let me finish, I'd tell you!" King Kai growled. Goku shut her mouth again.
"Thank you, now as I was saying, the reason I know this is because this isn't the first planet he has tried this on, this has happened many times before. When this wizard wants a new wife, he will search across the galaxy for a powerful energy source and claim that person as his wife, as he wants his bride to be worthy of his power. He then sends the enchantment to the planet of his choosing and that enchantment takes the steps necessary to transform the candidate into the perfect bride, including changing their gender if that's needed. Unfortunately, if the wizard becomes displeased with the bride that he takes, he kills her and destroys the planet she came from. He's very powerful and very dangerous, and he seems to have set a course for Earth. The bride that he intends to take is you, Goku!"
"What?! But this shouldn't even be possible, why would he bother with me of all people?!" cried Goku.
"Like I said, he likes his bride to be strong so that it makes himself look good. He must have sensed your energy and sent the enchantment for you! He's going to be there in two days Goku!"
"EH?! Two days?! You gotta be kidding." Goku exclaimed, running her finger through her hair.
"No I'm afraid not. Once he comes to Earth, he'll find you and take you away."
"But, what if I just fight him off?"
"I'm sorry to say it's not that simple, once you lay eyes on him, he will place you under a spell that will make you fall in love with him, and you will defend him against your will until he takes you out of the planets orbit. Once you're there you will be wedded and it'll be over!"
"Oh no! So what can I do?"
"I don't know if there is anything you can do, Goku. I'm sorry but there may be nothing to be done, you may be doomed." King Kai said with a gloomy expression.
"There has to be something! I can't be married to an evil wizard! Think of something!" Goku cried.
"I'm trying, okay! Look I'll get in touch with out again once I've figured out a plan, but until then, be prepared, alright?"
"Alright King Kai, hurry and think okay?"
"Don't rush me!" yelled the Kai.
With that the connection ended and Goku stood looking stunned for a good minute. "What was that about?" Yamcha asked the question that everyone was wondering. Goku turned to him with a serious expression. "I'm afraid we've got trouble."
Author's Note: Hey again everyone, here's the new chapter! If you have any suggestions on what should happen next in the story, just let me know! I'd love to hear suggestions and comments about the story so far. Thanks so much for reading. Love ya!