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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, but I bought the Devil's soul on eBay.

What in the World?

Kawaii's POV

I awoke to the feeling of someone shaking me. When I finally opened my eyes I was looking straight in the face of a blonde boy with blue eyes. He looked to be about my age and had what appeared to be three cat whiskers tattooed on both cheeks. With closer inspection I realized that this boy looked exactly like Naruto, the anime character.

"Oh, you're finally awake. Hi, I'm Naruto Uzumaki! Who are you?" the blonde introduced himself with an extension of his arm, undoubtedly waiting for a handshake.

I glared at him. Did he deem me a moron or something? Well, two could play at this game. I would force him to have to admit to being nothing but one of those psychotic cosplayers who were hopelessly obsessed. I took his hand and shook it.

"Naruto huh? Well, my name is Kawaii Kumara, nice to meet you." I introduced myself with an insincere smile.

The boy just stood there grinning like an idiot, so I decided he was useless for the moment. I was sitting in a small clearing on a dirt path, and I couldn't recall ever finding a place like this in the city. 'Where the fuck am I?' I thought with mild irritation. The blonde must have read my thoughts or something because he finally decided to make himself useful.

"We are just outside Konohagakure. Baa-Chan and Kakashi-Sensei felt a surge of chakra out of nowhere and sent me to investigate." the blonde informed me dutifully.

I blinked and shook my head in annoyance. He was just going to keep this charade up wasn't he? Fine, I could handle it to a point.

"So I assume you came to collect the intruder AKA me?" I questioned wearily. Maybe I couldn't put up with this as well as I thought I could.

The boy nodded and asked, "Can you walk?"

"Yeah, it's not like my legs broke in the fall." I responded, trying to keep my annoyance with him at a minimum.

"Okay."

I stood up, albeit unsteadily, and followed the blonde. It was awkwardly silent which irked me, and that was when I remembered I had stuck my ipod in my pocket that morning. I had just forgotten about it the rest of the day considering my first three classes were amusing simply because I had annoyed the holy fuck out of all my teachers and then just left completely after lunch. Smiling at my newly remembered device, I turned it on and started listening to Mindless Self Indulgence and their forever wonderful song "Never Wanted to Dance."

Half way through the song we reached huge gates, and my eyes widened in disbelief. He wasn't lying to me. This was Konoha, which means that the blonde boy really was Naruto Uzumaki! Well, I suppose even I can be wrong every once in a long while.

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Blaze's POV

When I came to, I was surrounded by sand, and the sun was beating down on me. Now, this had actually happened before, so my first assumption was that I was on the beach and any minute now Kawaii-Chan would come walking up with lazy ass brother trailing behind her, and the bastards would drag me into the water. They always did sadistic things like that to me and Kawaii-Chan was the ring leader.

I sat up and saw what looked to be a village in the distant. It looked huge, but it was a fucking village nonetheless. After that, I realized that I didn't hear the ocean, so that ruled out the beach and imminent torture affiliated with said place. I also noticed Kawaii-Chan was missing, but that was mostly due to the fact that I had made a sarcastic remark that she would usually comment on or attempt to scold me about, but there was no response.

"Kawaii-Chan?" I called her name with a hint of worry.

There was still no response, so she was either missing, as I said, or she was just in shock. I was personally hoping for shock; not only so that she wouldn't be missing, but also so I could laugh at whatever stupid expression she had plastered on her face. But the world just has to turn on me doesn't it? Not only was I alone, but I had nothing to amuse myself with. NOTHING! I was betting the world was laughing at me. Damn the world and its cruel sense of humor!

As I was damning the world to the hundredth layer of hell and hoping it died a painful death as I burned it alive, a shadow fell over my figure. I glared at the intruder and had to stop myself from laughing or punching him in the face. The intruder was a boy who had on a black cat suit, and had way too many purple tattoos on his face. As I was internally battling with myself over the correct course of action out of the two, the realization hit me that the boy, who looked to be older than me by a bit, was dressed exactly like the character Kankuro from the anime Naruto.

"Well, look who we have here. It's been awhile Blaze-Chan, or do you not remember me?" the cat-boy asked with an arrogant smirk.

"Who the fuck are you and how the fuck do you know my name?" I demanded to know.

Instead of answering me, the asshole asked another question.

"Where's Kawaii-Chan? I assumed that when you finally returned that you would have her with you this time around." The bastard questioned.

My temper got the best of me and I screamed, "Who the hell are you!?"

"I'm Kankuro; nice to see you again too Blaze-Chan."

I gave him a blank stare because I really didn't know what else to do. I had no doubt in my mind he wasn't bluffing. How the hell else do you explain a huge village like that in the middle of a fucking desert?

"I have never met you before." I finally said a few agonizing minutes of silence.

"I'm hurt! How could you forget one of your younger brothers?" Kankuro scoffed.

'What!?' my mind screamed as my jaw dropped and my eyes widened.

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Chapter two is up and ready! Oh, and him saying second eldest brother will be explained later on, trust me it will make sense.

Kaw: Who are you pairing me up with? I keep forgetting to ask.

Me: …none of your business…yet.

Bla: Ha! I'm not worried.

Me: Oh, you should be….*insert evil laughter here*

Nar: Did I call you in for the bottom conversation?

Nar: Nope, but I decided to come anyway!

Me: *rolls eyes*

Kak: *poofs in reading his Icha Icha Paradise*

Bla: *steals Kakashi's book* what are you reading?

Me: What the hell are you doing here Kakashi? You haven't even made an appearance in the story yet!

Kak: I was bored, and I technically made an appearance in the story just now.

Me: *glares* smart ass. *Takes Icha Icha Paradise away from Blaze and hands it back to Kakashi* Now leave.

Kak: Not a problem. *poofs away*

Me: Wait! I need you to go get my chocolate bar from Inuyasha! He stole it while I was writing Sesshoumaru's part in my story the inevitable!

Nar: Here. *hands me chocolate*

Me: Oh my fucking god thank you Naruto!

Nar: Sure thing. *turns to readers* Do I have any fan girls out there?!

Kaw: *rolls eyes* Naruto, shut the hell up.

Me: We will se you later my loyal readers!