Author's Note:

I have honestly never thought about these three being in a threesome, nor have I read any fanfiction with them as a threesome. in it.

Basically, I'm just winging it. Reviews and such are much appreciated, and all that jazz.

Note: I love sassy Lovino. I can't help it, as he is my spirit animal.

"That wasn't very awesome of me," Gilbert mutters as he clutches his throbbing head.

"Are you alright Gil?"

He uses his hand that is not holding his head to point accusingly at Elizabeth.

"When we were kids I thought you were a guy! And then you...Uh...this."

He gestures wildly at the obviously feminine form in front of him.

"You haven't changed a bit! I should've known it was you by your username, though."

"What's wrong with my username," he yells defensively.

"Nothing, jeez. Well, now that we're here, what do you want to do?"

"I should be asking you that."

Elizabeth looks around. There's a flower in her brown ,wavy hair that falls out as she does, and Gilbert picks it up.

"I missed you, you know. After Ludwig and I moved, you were always on my mind. Fuck, that sounded super corny. What I meant to say was, you look really pretty. Okay, that didn't sound how I wanted it to sound!"

"Stop word vomiting and look at me for a minute!"

Gilbert sticks the flower into Elizabeth's hair and gives her a wide grin. He has a warm, bubbly feeling in his chest when he looks into Elizabeth's green eyes, and somehow, he can tell she feels the same.

"I'm only looking at you."

Then his words hit him and he turns three shades of red.

"Fuck! I'm not usually like this, I swear!"

Her laugh snaps Gilbert out of his panic.

"Like what? A dork? I may have not seen you since we were kids, but I can see that hasn't changed."

"My awesome self has always been awesome! Your words wound me and-"

"Sure, sure."

Gilbert lets out an exhasperated sigh.

They eventually decide upon going to the movies (but spent a while unable to decide upon a movie). The movie ends up being a romantic comedy, cliches and all. Of course, Gilbert wanted to see the new Marvel movie, but they played the all-deciding game of rock-paper-scissors, and as much as he hates to admit it...he sucks at that game.

After the movie, they go to a nice Italian place that Ludwig likes to go. So it shouldn't be a surprise when the see him talking with the owner, a man named Feliciano.

But, it is.

"Bruder?!"

"Ludwig?!"

"Pastaaaa," a certain Italian man interjects.

After one long awkward silence, they (Ludwig, Elizabeth, and Gilbert) all got a booth.

"So that's one order of go-fuck-yourself with a side of shut-the-fuck-up for the albino asshole, and a bowl of lamb stew for the lady," Lovino, the waiter, says. "What does the jackass that hangs around my fratello want?"

"Ah, the potato torta, if you please."

Lovino grumbles and stomps off, leaving them alone.

"Bruder, you remember Elizabeth, right?"

"How could I forget," he replies. Ludwig smiles at the brunette, genuine and charming.

Then, out of the corner of his eye, Gilbert sees Elizabeth's cheeks tinge pink.

That's when he realizes he has a huge problem.