Disclaimer: I DO NOT own any of these characters, not even King David, but I do own the PhD tester guy.

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"So what do you want me to do?" Tuddrussel asked Larry as he was putting him into a wolf costume.

"It works like this. We all dress up in wolf costumes, that way David can't chase all of us away at the same time. So, he's being tested for a PhD today, so we just have to scare the sheep, and then he'll never get his PhD. Got it?" Larry asked.

"I think so," Tuddrussel said.

"Great, Otto, are you in your costume?" Larry asked.

"Yeah, here I come," Otto said, coming out with a wolf costume on.

"Good, now here comes the PhD tester. When I give the signal, get out there and scare the sheep," Larry commanded.

"So David, I hear that you've been a shepherd all your life, am I correct?" the tester asked.

"Yes, and I've also raised my own sheep. Never rented, and never borrowed," David said.

"Impressive, now demonstrate to me that you can lead the sheep to that stream over there," the tester asked.

"Easy," David said.

"Now," Larry said, and they all ran out to terrorize the sheep.

Otto was scaring the sheep, making them run from the rest of the herd.

"No stop, bad wolves," David said. But they kept on scaring the sheep.

"Meow. Meow," Tuddrussel screamed as he chased the sheep.

Larry got some of the sheep to run away from the farm, and some just fainted, those were the ones that Larry left alone. After most of the sheep either fainted or ran away, Otto, Larry, and Tuddrussel were back behind the bushes.

"Do you think he'll get his PhD?" Otto asked.

"Of course not, let's listen," Larry said.

"Well, David, I can only say one thing about your skills. They were great," the tester said.

"What?" Larry and Otto said at the same time.

"While your sheep were being attacked, you fled for your life. That is what you should always do. Save yourself. I'll come back to test you one final time. If you pass, then you'll get your PhD in being a shepherd," the tester said.

"Yippee," David shouted.

"What kind of moron was he?" Larry asked, talking about the testing guy.

"It doesn't matter, all we'll have to do is make sure David messes up on his test tomorrow and everything would be fine," Otto said.

"Yeah, but we should ask him one more time first," Tuddrussel said. He walked up to David.

"Are you sure you don't want to defeat Goliath?" Tuddrussel asked.

"No," David said.

"OK then," Tuddrussel said, and he walked away.

"How'd I do?" Tuddrussel asked.

"How'd you do? How'd you do? I'll tell you how you did! If we were to solve every mission like that, then the present-day world would be in utter chaos," Larry screamed.

"Uh, is that good?" Tuddrussel asked.

"Yes, it's just peachy," Larry said.

"We'll just fix all this tomorrow, OK?" Otto said. And with that, the sun set.