A/N: Here's the next chapter! If you liked the first, this one's even crazier. Enjoy, and please R&R!

Again, I own NOTHING except for Kita, Yumi, Keiko, and Okami. And again, I apologize for the indentation.

Kita and Yumi ran as fast as they could to the airport because the portal they had was stubborn and would only let them go to Paris Australia.

"We need two tickets to Japan," Kita told the lady at the reception desk.

"May I see your passports, please?" the bored-sounding lady asked.

Kita looked at Yumi for a second. "We don't have passports," Kita turned back to the receptionist and said.

"Then I can't give you tickets."

"But that's why we need to go," Yumi took over. "We need to get to Japan to receive our passports. They're over there, but the person who has them doesn't have a passport, and they can't be mailed because a person who works at the post office who doesn't have a passport said that passports can't be mailed because you need a passport to go out of the county and the passports don't have passports."

"Uh…." The receptionist tried.

"And so see, we need to go to get our passports because no one has a passport to bring the passports back and we need a passport to go over there but we can't get to our passports if you don't let us go through to get our passports," Kita continued.

"Passports," Yumi finished.

"Just go!!!" the receptionist cried, throwing two first-class, round-trip tickets at them.

Yumi and Kita ran off with their tickets and waited to board the flight.

Fifteen minutes later, the sobbing receptionist was fired.

On the plane:

"Chibi Light is on your head," Kita told Yumi.

Yumi picked him up off her head, pinching the back of his shirt. "Here you go," Yumi gave him to Kita. "I have Chibi L."

Chibi Light was suddenly glomped by Chibi Misa.

"Hey! Now I have Chibi Misa, too," Kita held her away from Chibi Light, but Chibi Misa broke free from Kita's grip and was hugging Chibi Light again, as he struggled to get away from his stalker-ish girlfriend, his face beginning to turn blue from lack of air.

"Look! It's Chibi Beyond Birthday!" Yumi held up L's look-alike successor. She looked over at Kita. "Chibi Mello's on your head now."

Kita picked him up. "He's so cuuuute!"

Chibi Mello pulled out his gun.

"Aaaaand now he's not." She handed him off to Okami, who suddenly materialized out of thin air, and then disappeared again.

"Here's Chibi Near," Yumi handed Kita the sheep look-alike.

"Chibi Near!" Kita grabbed him and hugged him to the point of Chibi suffocation.

Yumi gave Chibi L a strawberry that was larger than his head, and he looked like he had died and gone to strawberry-filled Heaven, complete with cake.

Chibi Beyond was eating insane amounts of jam, and he got some on Chibi A's shirt. Chibi A looked down and, being an insane neat-freak since he had serious OCD, passed out. The jam looked like blood and so Chibi Beyond shoved his knife into Chibi A's hand. "It was a suicide!" the mini raven cried out.

"It's Chibi Matt!" Yumi screeched.

All of the sudden, every character from Death Note was in Chibi form and running around. Innocent people amidst the chaos stared at the Chibi characters run around and then immediately took more Aspirin and/or Tylenol. The bottle said 'take two at most'. Did that mean that taking more than that would put them out of their misery?

"Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom…." Gir ran around singing the Doom Song.

"Shut up!" Chibi Light screamed at him. Gir held up his index finger as a sign for him to wait.

"Doom! Okay, I'm done," he said.

Chibi Beyond killed Chibi Takada, and so everyone, including the people who didn't know what was going on, threw a party.

The pilot came out of the cockpit. "Why are you all screaming?!!!!"

Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared at him.

"Who's flying the plane?" Yumi asked after a moment.

"…."

Everyone who had previously been celebrating was now screaming even louder (like it was possible) and the plane began to crash.

Kita snapped her fingers and she, Yumi, and the Chibis, were all safe in the airport in Tokyo.

"That was close. But what's going to happen to all of the other people who were on the plane?" Yumi asked.

"Oh, that's easy. I turned them into fish," Kita answered like it was the most natural response in the world. Yumi stared at her in absolute shock.

"I like ice-cream!" Chibi L screamed, breaking the semi-awkward silence.

"Me too! I want some sushi now…." Kita trailed off.

"How can you eat sushi after doing such a thing to those poor people?" Yumi asked, following Kita as she dragged Chibi L to the sushi bar in the mall that was conveniently attached to the airport, while Chibi L was struggling to reach the candy store.

Later After A Well Deserved Sushi Break:

"Come on Kita, we need to gather up all of the Chibis and take them to the hotel," Yumi sighed.

"Well, we also got Chibi Mello back. Now, let's see. Chibi Misa is in Hot Topic, Chibi Near is in KB Toys, Chibi Matt is in GameStop, Chibi Light went to either Macy's or Dillard's, Chibi Beyond is here eating more jam, Chibi A was sent to the hospital, the Chibi Task Force and Chibi Watari ran away, Chibi L went to the Godivia store and the bakery, Chibi Takada is dead, and Chibi Mello said something about guns… or explosives."

"You let Chibi Mello in a store selling guns and/or explosives?!" Yumi asked, horrified.

"Yeah…."

"What were you thinking?!"

"I was thinking that I could get a really cool picture for my Facebook."

"You really amaze me sometimes," Yumi shook her head in disbelief.

"I amaze myself!"

"Well anyway, we need to find him before he destroys something."

"I like pie."

"Yeah…."

"Well, let's get on some crack!"

"Um, I think the phrase is 'let's get cracking'."

"Uh, sure. That's what I meant."

With Chibi Matt And Chibi Mello:

"Mello, I'm bored," Chibi Matt said for the millionth time as he and Chibi Mello wandered around the mall.

"What do you want me to do about it?" Chibi Mello snarled.

"I want something to do," Chibi Matt whined.

"Go fly a kite!" Chibi Mello shouted.

"But what if it's nighttime outside?"

"It's not nighttime, and even if it was, there's still wind at night."

"But I could get kidnapped!"

"Carry a freaking gun!"

"WE DON'T HAVE A KITE!" Chibi Matt screamed. Chibi Mello rolled his eyes and dragged Chibi Matt to find a chocolate store.

A Cast of Found Death Note Chibis Later:

They reached the five star hotel suite that they had tricked into getting for free. The Chibis ran in all directions as soon as the door was opened, and Chibi Misa immediately ran over to hug Chibi Light. Chibi Matt and Chibi Mello were arguing.

"Matt, where's my chocolate?!"

"Oh… um, about that…"

"Matt…."

"I think it's at Near's hideout."

"WHAT?!?!?!?!?"

"Okay, we need to gather them all up and keep them out of trouble," Yumi said to Kita.

"Impossible."

"You're right. The person who said that nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door."

"You can slam a revolving door?!"

"No!" She paused for a moment, "Don't try it."

"Fine…."

"Well, let's get to-"she looked down. "Why is the floor wet?"

They looked at each other in horror and ran to the bathroom. When they opened

the door, a wall of water rushed into the hallway, flooding it and leaving the bathroom a damp disaster.

Yumi and Kita moved the shower curtain to the side to unveil Chibi Mello, Chibi Matt, Chibi Near, and Chibi Misa all sitting in an overturned umbrella in the overflowing bathtub.

"What is this?!" Yumi screeched, gesturing towards the flooded bathroom.

"Near did it!" Chibi Mello pointed to the albino Chibi.

"Don't be idiotic, Mello. You know that the Martians from Venus did it," Chibi Near replied.

"I did not flood the bathroom," Kita huffed.

"Misa-Misa knows! Misa-Misa knows!"

"Who was it, Misa?" Yumi asked her.

"It was Matsuda-chan!"

"He's not even here," Yumi pointed out. "And why did you say 'chan'? Isn't Matsuda a boy?"

"It was Matt's fault!" Chibi Mello now blamed the last Chibi in the misused umbrella.

Ten seconds later, Chibi Matt looked up from the game he was playing on his DSi. "What's going on and why am I sitting in an umbrella?"

"Yeah, I really doubt that, Mello," Kita said.

"Misa-Misa knows! Misa-Misa knows!"

Yumi rolled her eyes. "Who was it, Misa?" she asked again.

"It was Mello-chan!"

"Now that sounds a lot more reasonable," Yumi agreed with the blonde model Chibi this time.

"I'm NOTa freaking girl!!!" Chibi Mello screamed. "You use the honorifics 'kun' for me!"

"Order in the court!" Kita screamed hitting a random gable on the counter, and everyone was instantly silent.

"Better. Now, we need to figure out who did this. All who vote that Mello killed this innocent bathroom please raise your hands," she continued. Every hand raised, and when Chibi Mello looked up at his own hand, he instantly drew it back down.

"I admit it!" the accused Chibi cried. "I didn't do it!"

"What are you talking about 'you didn't do it'? We all saw you," Chibi Near said.

"You have no proof!"

"Hey, what are Chibi Light and Chibi L doing? They're not here…" Yumi trailed off.

Kita and Yumi heard a muffled argument coming from somewhere near the kitchen.

"The cake is a lie," they heard Chibi Light's voice.

Chibi L began screaming. He screamed… and screamed… and screamed… and screamed some more… and gasped for air… and continued screaming. He finally stopped as Chibi Light clamped a hand over Chibi L's mouth. A muffled squeal finally subsided and silence hung peacefully for about a millisecond.

"The cake is not a lie," Chibi L pouted.

"Believe what you want," Chibi Light shrugged.

"Fine! I will! But you can't make me."

Yumi and Kita jumped slightly at a sudden crash of breaking glass in the kitchen.

"Oh, God," Yumi sighed.

"Yes? Did I hear someone call my name?" Chibi Light asked from the kitchen.

"55%," Yumi and Kita heard L point out. Light cursed under his breath.

"What are you guys doing?" Kita asked, entering the room.

The kitchen looked like a tornado had hit it. There were broken dishes coating the floor, and there was frosting and cake batter all over everything.

"L wanted to bake a cake," Chibi Light answered Kita's question.

Kita and Yumi both face-palmed.

"Why didn't you just order one?" Yumi referred to the cake-batter-covered phone for room-service on the table.

"We can't read," Chibi Light replied.

"Aren't you both supposed to be geniuses?" Yumi asked. "And since when do you need to be able to read to use a phone?"

"Since now!"

"Well then, I'll order one, and you two are going to clean up this disaster!" Kita said. "That goes for you too," she called to the other Chibis.

"Cake!" cried Chibi L.

"Yes, yes, you get your freaking cake already!" Chibi Light screamed at Chibi L. Chibi L kicked him in the face, and Chibi Light was quiet. And bleeding.

"What are we going to do with all of them?" Kita asked Yumi.

"I don't know. We're going to have to think of something. Hey, why don't we return them to their real-person match?"

"That's a great idea! If we do that, we don't have to watch them anymore!"

"That was the point," Yumi said.

"I know," Kita said. "But I just said it again in case you weren't listening to yourself."

"That's a great idea too, because I wasn't listening to myself. Did I say that out loud? I can't hear myself speak!"

"Neither can I!"

"What did you say?!"

"I don't know! I can't hear myself!"

"Waffles!" Chibi Misa screamed at the top of her lungs. Everyone held their ears, which were beginning to bleed.

"I can hear myself again, which is strange since that scream should have rendered my ears useless," Yumi said in a normal volume.

"Me too!" said Kita.

"What?!" screamed the Chibis.

"GO CLEAN!" Yumi shouted at the Chibis. They all heard, and their hearing was restored.

"Better. Now let's go call all of the Death Note cast, and the bakery!" Kita said.

8 Phone Calls, 8 Arguments, And A Bunch Of Cleaning Chibis Later:

"You're all going home!" Kita and Yumi announced. The Chibis had finished cleaning, and the place looked like it had before.

"Home? We're going to the Moon?!" Chibi Light asked excitedly.

"No, not the Moon! You are going to Light," Yumi told him. Chibi Light looked down sadly.

"Where's Misa-Misa going?!" Chibi Misa asked eagerly

"You're going to Misa," Kita said.

"Yay! Misa-Misa gets to be with Misa-Misa!" she squealed.

"Uh, yeah…" Yumi said, staring at the strange girl talking in third-person. "Oh! And here's your cake, L."

"Yay!" Chibi L was ecstatic, and immediately dove face-first into the cake.

His head popped up out of the top. "Strawberries!"

"Yes, there's strawberries in the cake," Kita said.

"Now come on! You all need to leave before you break something else," Yumi said.

"Okay," the Chibis said in unison.

So Yumi and Kita returned the Chibis to their rightful originals.

Later That Night Sitting In Front Of The TV:

"So much better," Yumi said.

"I know. They were such a handful."

"More like a bathtub full."

"At least they cleaned everything up, so that we don't have to worry about it."

"How did a bunch of one-foot-tall Chibis manage to do all of that?"

"I don't know, and I'm not going to question it. The point is that it's over."

"Thank. God."

"So what do you want to do now?"

"I don't know. We're in Japan, so we should try cosplaying," Yumi suggested.

"That sounds so fun! Who do you want to be?"

"Ummm, I don't know. Who are you going to be?"

"Chi!" Kita exclaimed.

"Sweet. So should we go shopping tomorrow?"

"Yeah! We're going to get the greatest costumes ever!"

"Of course we are. We can buy Pocky too. I really want Pocky."

"The strawberry kind though. Not the chocolate. The chocolate is disgusting," Kita gagged.

"Agreed. Pocky!"

"So where are we going to shop?"

"There are some really cool Gothic Lolita and cosplaying stores on Harajuku Street that we can check out," Yumi said.

"Yay! I want to dress up in a Gothic Lolita outfit, do you?"

"Of course! They look so cool. And I think that there's a store where you can design and create your own, too."

"I can dress like Misa!"

"Yep!"

"But I would have to be the opposite of her with the Light thing…"

"Yeah, I hope so."

"I'll have to think about it. I think that the cherry blossoms are in bloom now. They're really pretty," Yumi trailed off.

"Yeah they are. I'm tired," Kita yawned.

Yumi yawned too. "Me too. Let's go to sleep so that we can go shopping in the morning."

"Okay," Kita said, and she promptly fell asleep.

Yumi yawned once more and fell asleep too.