I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT

Edward pov.

I dare you to drive to the hospital and burn Carlisle's car

Carlisle pov.

Edward !

Edward pov.

And you have to wear only one of Rose's skimpy bikinis and high heels

Esme pov.

Ok Edward you on Rose will you help me

Rose pov.

Ok Mom and I have the perfect bikini for you

Esme pov.

After rose gave me the red and black bikini that barely covered anything and the tallest high heels I've ever seen. Alice insisted that she do my makeup so after thirty minutes they were finally done. Here goes nothing I said I quickly walked down the stairs to find that Carlisle had to go to work and Emmett was staring at my but while drooling we piled into Edward's Volvo which is the only car we all fit in good thing we don't have to breath or we would've all died.

Alice pov.

When we got there we saw that there were a lot of people in the parking lot so I pulled out the video camera knowing that everyone would love to show him the look on his face since before he left Edward lied and said he would give her another dare.

Esme pov.

I climbed out of the car careful not to fall how could women wear heels this tall and grabbed the can of gasoline and matches out of the trunk I quickly walked over to Carlisle's car or his baby as he called it and poured the gasoline on the out side and interior careful not to get any on it since Carlisle always parked his car under his office window and it was open I screamed for him to come to the window knowing he would hear me if I talked but since there were humans around I decided to yell.

Carlisle pov.

After hearing my wife scream at me from the parking lot I ran to the window just in time to see her light a match and drop it on my car in to seconds my car was up in flames man was I angry now.

Esme pov.

Carlisle was so mad that he almost fell out the window he was screaming that he was going to kill me I quickly yelled at jasper to start the engine and ran and dove through the back window and he hit the gas and sped away as fast as the car would go we quickly left the state and headed to Maine since we owned a house there and none of us wanted to go home knowing Carlisle would probably kill us. So we decided to give him a few months to calm down knowing that he could hold a grudge for ever. As soon as we got there I said my turn ok I choose Emmett truth or dare.